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THE ARISTOCRATS!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

did joe franklin rape you too?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

what are some good ass exercises?

this was the whole point of the rollerblading revolution.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

My batty is natty

― moley, Friday, 16 December 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i love me some ass

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

6.5

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I have been told several times that I have a great ass, and that it may be my best feature, and even I can't see anything seriously wrong with it, so I'd probably go as high as 5.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

i think everyone rating themselves over a 5 is not to be trusted, frankly

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

People seem to like my ass. I don't care one way or another.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.bestprices.com/content/isbn/58/0531122158.jpg

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/skazo.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

kenan's ass is an 8 in the mirror in his bathroom

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

ZING!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

i think everyone rating themselves over a 5 is not to be trusted, frankly

I could provide evidence to the contrary but I'm afraid this just might be a trap to do so.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah i dont really want to see anyones ass, esp at work

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

It's absurd to suggest that rating yourself higher than 5 is suspicious - there are a bunch of women around here who are way above average on any reasonable measure of physical attractiveness, and three I've noticed on this thread who I would rate higher than they do, even though they marked themselves higher than 5. On similar lines to Sam, I am going to resist getting drawn into offering ass-rating scores for other people here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes we have all seen luna's ass. Yes we did like it.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Rate the Physical Attributes of Other ILXORS

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

8. All the parts of my body I really like are between my belly button and my knees.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I couldn't help admiring your urethra at the last FAP.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I admired my colleague's Wal Mart flares and she said she could pick some up for me in North Carolina, but that she'd have to get a different size for me bc I had a "big butt." ?!

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 17 December 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry, but Luna's ass is definitely a 10.

Speaking of which, many people here have seen my keister--what would you rank me?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 17 December 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't really have an ass/arse. My wife thinks it's cute, but she would. I guess it would be a 7?

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 17 December 2005 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I have writer's ass (see also: editor's butt) so it's flat where it shouldn't be flat and pressed to the sides a little where it's supposed to meld into hips. It's my #1 physical insecurity, actually. It's not egregiously bad, though, nor anything remarkably ugly. I'd have to rate myself as a "Middlebrow 5 Butt" in all honesty. Maybe a 4? People who know my butt may weigh in without fear of offending me.

― remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 17 December 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

always seems odd to discuss these matters in such a disinterested manner

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 17 December 2005 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

7.795

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 17 December 2005 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 December 2005 08:55 (eighteen years ago) link

5 (it's a nice enough shape apaprently, but at least two points knocked off for enduring spottiness, ugh)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 17 December 2005 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Amateurist, I am glad my attempt at being disinterested worked - it is very far from the truth, but different and more visceral reactions seem more appropriate for private communication. I've done my fair share - and probably more - of overt lusting after people on ILX, and I am trying to cut it way down.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:17 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck it, 10

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:24 (eighteen years ago) link

One point higher than my brain: 19.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link

mary, that's insane.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 17 December 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 December 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

8.5

― Cathy (Cathy), Saturday, 17 December 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

men who remove their body hair are horrible, horrible people
What happens when you don't shave your armpits

― HH, Saturday, 17 December 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

7, it's not flabby at all, but the shape could be better.

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

oh and +/- 1 point depending on how you think hairness should rate.

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

We Jews are known for many things, but asses tend not to be one of our stron suits.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

here' stron suit guy's ass:

ihttp://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/unipreb.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 December 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Really, Adam? I was under the impression that my ghetto bubble butt was one of my semitic traits.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 17 December 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

My ass is like -10.

― The Other Kate (papa november), Sunday, 18 December 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

TV MA V, S, L

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i give mine an 8.

but how is this not a pic thread yet?

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

You don't really want that, do you? Apart from Luna?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"It's the hairy bobbin' man ass that adults know and love!"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

According to my wife, my ass and legs are my best physical features. Just don't look above the waistband of my shorts.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, alright, fine.

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/ass1.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

nice!

― Juulia (julesbdules), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

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