I never want to sneeze like a grownup

I fail to understand how a tiny baby sneeze actually accomplishes anything in the way of dislodging mucous or anything else.

so yeah, like a mini-orgasm.

He has this incredibly creepy habit of going over to any girl in the place who has a laptop and asking her "how much memory do you have left?" He'll then snicker for a few uncomfortable seconds and say, "I'm just kidding. Nice computer, though." What is he kidding about? Someone once asked him what was in the briefcase; "You know, the one you never open." He gave them a dirty look and said, "My papers...that's all."

Last time I saw him, he sat down next to a Catholic schoolgirl and began going on about "classic Hollywood films" such as Deal of the Century and Walking Tall Part 2. The girl nodded politely and kept looking around for a way out, which arrived when he accidentally drooled on his chest (exposed because his bowling shirt was--that day--unbuttoned all the way) and went to the bathroom to wipe himself up.

So the weird part about this guy is he sneezes really fucking loud.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l3/kingeryck/16121494895.gif

A++++++++

xoxo andy

liz hurley?

jane fonda?

xpost as if versace would come up with such a ghastly dress. he made couture porn dresses, not puke green dresses. ;-)

apparently, she's a Colombian TV presenter from the 70s (very old gif), but I can't find any more details - no name, so no luck on http://celebrityallergyarchive.blogspot.com/ and there's no search for visitors on http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/forums/

:-)

^ god bless the internet and its cabinet of curiosities

the internet now is kind of like the discovery of cannibalism and pantsless civilizations was for early moderns like montaigne

Fuxake, thought someone from the UK would have spotted that the sneezing woman is from Carry On Girls. Happens at 2:32 here. It's a swimsuit btw not a dress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1b6qlbjrKk

this has nothing to do with sneezing but: mention of Carry On Girls made me think of Patricia Franklin's John Foxx lookalike butch character, so I looked at her wikipedia page apparently she's Charlotte Hatherley's mother?

http://movie-dude.co.uk/Patricia%20Franklin%20%20Carry%20On%20Girls%20(1973).jpg

She is in that clip I posted. You can see her at 0:50 with the red bow in her hair and at 1:50 where Sid is fixing her hair I think.

My sneezes are like gunshots. Last week a colleague reported reported hearing them through a series of fire doors.

andy --

where are you???!

Also, thanks everything for the origin of that gif.