People who have dicks part 4: Ned

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Dude, you totally know he does.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

keep going, it's still hilarious!

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

it is STILL funny, mark is OTM

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I would, but I have a date tonight. Sorry.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned needs to dust of his wang and put that shit to USE.

no tech! (ex machina), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

ME GRANS AVIAVABLE

GARU G, Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

ned raggett more like ned faggot

Esteban Buttez!!, Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Mind your own head of dick.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 11th, 2004.

Stop testing your dick in public.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 26th, 2004.

THEN YOU SUCK THE HAIRY DICK OF THE NETHER HELLS.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 21st, 2003.

I like the idea of "unhappiness porn" as a genre.
"Hey stud." *sobs unbearably onto fellated dick*
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 31st, 2005.

I had a great-great-great-uncle known in San Francisco as "Black Dick" Raggett. Hm.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 3rd, 2003.

Ingredients for the English pizza -- spotted dick, erected dick
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 9th, 2005.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

heavens.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

That's one well hung cock.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 19th, 2005.

Maybe he could make his cock into a heart.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 22nd, 2005.

Grabbing that cock hard, then?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 19th, 2004.

"Just...swung into port!...they call him HOT COCK..."
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 23rd, 2003.

Head of dick, farm of cock.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 11th, 2004.

O Manada
True cock long and hard
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 30th, 2005.

As for said cockfarmers, they can go and farm all that cock.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 15th, 2004.

Ben Stiller's Cock Soup. Place emphasis as desired.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 24th, 2003.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I ALRED FOOKIN SED IT BUT TO BE ONEST ILL SAY IT AGEN-NED I WANT YA BALLS LAD,I WANT YA FOOKIN BALLS

GARU G, Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

how often does ned make merry with little ned?

latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i cant believe i posted that

latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe I just read it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe it's nut butter

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned is the most popular person witha dick - no surprise there!

mei (mei), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Now you must wonder: is it really you that's so popular, or is it your dick?

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG IT'S A PENIS

Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

49% of us have one.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link

That's enough to win an election, in most cases.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link


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