― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link
I would hate to be him. Imagine eating THAT much subway, and still have to be around it all the time! And probably eat it too! ICK!
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link
Come on, he's a human being. He's trying to help people be healthier any way that they can. If that means eating the same thing every day because they have no idea what foods won't make them weigh 500 pounds, he's helping people. And helping uncreative people who haven't been properly taught how to feed themselves isn't indefensible, right?
That said, I wish he would disappear pronto.
― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― STOP SAYING THAT (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― lemin (lemin), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― I'M HI, JARED FOGLE (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
SIX INCH CHICKEN TERIYAKISIX INCH VEGGIE DELIGHTSIX INCH CHICKEN TERIYAKISIX INCH VEGGIE DELIGHTSIX INCH CHICKEN TERIYAKISIX INCH VEGGIE DELIGHTSIX INCH CHICKEN TERIYAKISIX INCH VEGGIE DELIGHTSIX INCH CHICKEN TERIYAKISIX INCH VEGGIE DELIGHTSIX INCH CHICKEN TERIYAKISIX INCH VEGGIE DELIGHT
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh, defend him? I guess the fact that I'm still free to roam the streets because I haven't flattened his face with a shovel yet is a good thing.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― alex in montreal (alex in montreal), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Now, is it my imagination or is he hiding a bit of a belly in the latest round of ads? Those tuna subs have over a thousand calories you know.
― everything, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
Yeah, and Jared needs a stiff kick in the groin.
― andy -, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01172003
― Uncledoj, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link
Well, you could have mustard. Also, many condiments/sauces (ketchup, BBQ, salsa) are fat-free (but not calorie free).
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― G. Litwack, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:12 (eighteen years ago) link
the BK is awesome
― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link
Second of all, if I hear anyone compare this fuckhead Jared with TOM BODET, MOTHERFUCKER EXTREME again, it'll be too soon.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link
In the Sodexo cafeteria in my building, there is a standee of a smiling woman with the nearly-illegible signature 'Ellie' scrawled on it. She'd be a good fit for the job, I think.
― how's life, Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link
I've talked to my people, Whiney is a lock for the new spokesperson
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link
can't go wrong with an ellie
she just likes healthy sandwiches
― j., Friday, 21 August 2015 01:43 (eight years ago) link
http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-470153.html
ran across this following something from a Gawker leak - I understand coping mechanisms but it's amazing how many people are convinced their husband/kid/brother is doing 5-10 because "some guy" sent him kiddie porn and it's a goddamn witch hunt/etc..
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 August 2015 06:59 (eight years ago) link
FB feed now full of the pic of him with GWB, like this implicates GWB as a pedalo or something.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 21 August 2015 08:49 (eight years ago) link
Well, you do remember when a first lady killed a bunch of dudes and buried them under the White House.
http://i.imgur.com/sCLPS5E.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 21 August 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link
Funny enough, GWB's wife only first lady to have actually killed a dude.
― pplains, Friday, 21 August 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link
that we know about, at least - roslynn carter looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets to me
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 21 August 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link
What's great about that photo in the ad is that you know that was the best shot they got out of that session. The rest of the pictures made children cry.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, July 27, 2005 5:45 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The Leophoenix post of the thread
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link
ten years ago, if someone had told me that in ten years I would read the news headline 'Jared Fogle beaten in prison brawl,' I would've lol'd in disbelief
today, I lol in belief
― del griffith, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link
Think he's gotten any prison ink yet?
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:28 (eight years ago) link
crowing over the mistreatment of a prisoner, no matter what he or she has done, is a bad look, fellas.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link
most fucked up part of the story i read about was an allusion to the apparently evil stepmother of the guy who beat him up:
Nigg, who is serving time for a gun conviction tied to a decades-old Arizona crime spree, walked away from fracas unscathed, save for a cut-up hand, but was punished with solitary confinement, the site reported.Nigg is slated for a 2024 release from federal custody while Fogle will have to wait out an additional five years to wrap up his sentence for charges related to possessing child pornography and having sex with underage prostitutes.Nigg initially served time from 1976 to 1990 when he and an accomplice robbed a Maricopa County motel clerk, two convenience stores and a gas station. He moved to Wausau, Wis., where his father had lived, married a woman and began working at a consignment shop.When his father died, Nigg’s string of good luck ran out, according to his appeal in the Seventh Circuit court.“In a somewhat cruel twist of fate, the estate included over 120 firearms,” according to court documents.Through his shop, he sold two guns to a private investigator hired by his stepmother. The sale led to his arrest and an eventual guilty plea.
Nigg is slated for a 2024 release from federal custody while Fogle will have to wait out an additional five years to wrap up his sentence for charges related to possessing child pornography and having sex with underage prostitutes.
Nigg initially served time from 1976 to 1990 when he and an accomplice robbed a Maricopa County motel clerk, two convenience stores and a gas station. He moved to Wausau, Wis., where his father had lived, married a woman and began working at a consignment shop.
When his father died, Nigg’s string of good luck ran out, according to his appeal in the Seventh Circuit court.
“In a somewhat cruel twist of fate, the estate included over 120 firearms,” according to court documents.
Through his shop, he sold two guns to a private investigator hired by his stepmother. The sale led to his arrest and an eventual guilty plea.
― nomar, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link
Well it sure will be wild when Jared gets released and his great-uncle dies, bequeathing to him a huge pile of C.P.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link
And that stepmother? Mrs. Ethel Fogle, the birth mother of former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle. And that's the rest of the story. Good day!
― Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link
lol
I kinda miss Paul Harvey
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:18 (eight years ago) link
Word.
― bearded flack trickster god (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 17 March 2016 04:39 (eight years ago) link
interpol predicted this years ago
― polyphonic, Wednesday, August 19, 2015
just saw this.
― scott seward, Thursday, 17 March 2016 04:59 (eight years ago) link
I am still confused by how long the investigation went on before the FBI actually arrested him. I feel like the conversations that woman recorded would have been enough to justify a search warrant.
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 March 2016 06:13 (eight years ago) link
I guess they were "building a case" so they could seriously nail him with manor charges. Still seems odd to leav someone like that at large for so long when we're locking up drug offenders.
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 March 2016 06:17 (eight years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202016-03-16%20at%2011.17.40%20PM_zpsmx6xdmkm.png
― nomar, Thursday, 17 March 2016 06:19 (eight years ago) link
lol i read that and went "what did fred durst do?"
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 17 March 2016 06:37 (eight years ago) link
how soon we forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGI9NbH-mk
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 17 March 2016 06:38 (eight years ago) link
http://www.starwipe.com/article/culture-prison-violence-delights-civilized-justice-2297
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 17 March 2016 13:17 (eight years ago) link
just this week i have had long conversations w both a prison guard and a parolee (for a sexual offense), and pretty much everything you've heard about prison violence is true, or worse
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link
Is that Tool video accurate, that's what I want to know.
― pplains, Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:15 (eight years ago) link
haven't a clue
what i did hear is that in the first few weeks of imprisonment, in the diagnostic unit where long-term housing determinations are made, prisoners didn't typically know that their fellow inmates had been convicted of. unless, that is, they were sex offenders, in which case the guards would pin up newspaper clippings to the bulletin board
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:19 (eight years ago) link
just wanna clear my good name here and say that I'm not advocating prison violence, no sir, not my style. I'm just saying that regardless of circumstance, everything the personality Jared Fogle ever does, whether that includes being beaten in a prison brawl or just sitting there peacefully in a comfy chair with his hands folded and his big ol Jared Fogle face all over his face, it will be funny
― del griffith, Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
i can think of a few things he's done that aren't, and never can be, funny
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link
Prison violence is a disgrace no matter who the target is.
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link
prison violence is actually extremely lit
― extremely online (Lamp), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:06 (eight years ago) link
I had been avoiding this story and am boggling that Jared got beat up by someone named Nigg (who I really, really hope is not black)
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link
he is not (afaik)
― There was a hole bunch of problems whit his campaigns (crüt), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link
Is he Vietnamese?
― pplains, Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link
Violence is bad no matter who gets beaten, the race of the assailant, the name of the assailant, whether the violence occurred inside or outside of a prison, or whether or not the victim likes sandwiches or child pornography or child prostitution, that's my opinion on the issue
― del griffith, Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:50 (eight years ago) link
cosigned
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 17 March 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link
i don't feel bad for him exactly but man jared fogle has got to be #1 on the "least suited for a prison fight" list
― nomar, Thursday, 17 March 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link
I am against the death penalty and do not advocate this in any way but does anyone really think he's going to survive in prison for 5 years cuz I don't
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 March 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link
i'm not sure but i think he's more likely to die of a heart attack than a shiv
― nomar, Thursday, 17 March 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link
also he's in there til 2029 at the minimum, he'd be released when he's in his early fifties.
he's going to starve without sweet onion teriyaki sauce
― There was a hole bunch of problems whit his campaigns (crüt), Thursday, 17 March 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link
Treeship kool-aid mans into thread with "guys, have some empathy for the child-fucking sandwich man"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:00 (eight years ago) link
i'm opposed to the horrific conditions in america's prisons, what can i say
btw i'm glad i caught you. the other day when i came home my roommate tried to put glasses on his pitbull to take a photo of it. the dog was already wearing one of other friend's plaid shirts. this hipster puppies trend has really lasted
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:11 (eight years ago) link
http://thisdayintechhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mortal_kombat_finish_him.png
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:16 (eight years ago) link
second part was not a burn. anyone who knows me knows i love dogs and pictures of dogs.
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Yeahhh, I guess I'm just the kind of person who thinks that good things are good and bad things are bad. I suppose I'm a lot like Jesus Christ in that way? What can I say...
― del griffith, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
i don't understand the controversy here
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link
i won't begrudge anyone a bit of schadenfreude about terrible things happening to terrible people, it just shouldn't be institutionalized
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link
yeah, that's fair
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 March 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link
right, prison abuse is awful for many of the same reasons that capital punishment is awful. the state shouldn't be in the business of institutionalizing retribution.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 18 March 2016 05:14 (eight years ago) link