YA READY FOR YOUR TURKEY DINNER?

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i sure am!!!!!

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I AM BRINEING A TURKIS WHEN I GET HOME.

bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh man, I've been looking forward to my mom's stuffing. Best part of Thanksgiving dinner.

Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Yay! Dinner, as always for the past few years, with Stripey and her folks. It'll be a grand day out, as it were.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

does anyone rebel at Thanksgiving and cook gammon or duck or something instead of turkey, like some people do at Christmas here?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I debated doing something other than turkey this year. im not a big turkey fan. i like everything else best. first thanksgiving at my house this year. turkahontis

bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

no tofurkys pls

Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

turducken

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I am eating lasagna and peanut butter pie with pullapartgirl and Jeff-PTTL.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah everyone help me out here. my mother in law is making spinach lasagna and I am charged with making side dish (or dishes). I'm thinking about an eggplant / potato gratin. any better suggestions?

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

most people in the states wouldn't know a gammon if it hit them on the head.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

"That most dangerous of creatures, a flying sheep."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

"You cannot serve both God and Gammon."

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

All of a sudden I'm thinking of a very meaty communion.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm roasting a duck this year. A 17-pound turkey is ridiculous for 2 people.

Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

i'ma eat whatevers put in front of me

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't have to cook tomorrow, I just have to bring over some salad. I was looking forward to doing some more cooking, but oh well.

Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

That sounds delicious, Matt.

We're going over to a friend's tomorrow and making sides tonight, garlic mashed potatoes and Maddie's famed cranberry pudding.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

an eggplant / potato gratin

That sounds good. I'm debating on making greek potatoes - boiled or baked roughly chopped red potato with feta and olives, dressed with lemon and olive oil.

Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Apparently I am going to be baking a pumpkin pie on thursday morning. I have been given this responsibility by the clan elder a.k.a. my father. This will be a disaster, surely.

stewart downes (sdownes), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Pumpkin pie is easy, dude! It will be fine.

Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

get a can of filling and a frozen ready-made crust. totally idiot proof.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

boiled or baked roughly chopped red potato with feta and olives, dressed with lemon and olive oil.

That sounds awesome, I don't know why I've never thought of it before considering that I keep all of those things around the house.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yeah, damn, these are some good ideas, keep 'em coming

original plan was to do a three-pasta medley: thai noodles, marinated pasta salad with balsamic vinegar, and regular garlic tomato sauce. but i was overruled by fate.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

overfuled by GRATE!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the first year there will be none of my grandmother's cornbread stuffing or banana pudding. :(

I'm going to my boyfriend's family since without my grandmother my family is doing nothing. Perhaps we can get it together in time for Xmas and I'll give her nana pudding a try.

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

We're renting a house on the Russian River from tomorrow through Sunday... A not-so-savvy buddy is in charge of the turkey, so I'm considering smuggling a cornish game hen in my bag... just in case.

andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

last year i had friends over for enchiladas.

this year i'm working and my loverly roomie has bought a turkey to cook for when i get home at midnight thirty (technically not even thanksgiving anymore). i'm kind of excited.

tres letraj (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Wild rice is my favorite food, bar none.

andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

does anyone rebel at Thanksgiving and cook gammon or duck or something instead of turkey, like some people do at Christmas here?

I go to Tommy's for a chiliburger

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

turducken

OTM

i wish someone would cook me this sometime.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you still vegan, Sourpuss?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

My point being, that I believe we, as Americans, should make some effort to (symbolically) recreate the pilgrims' feast. Therefore, I don't approve of deep-fried turkey.

Why don't people respect yams more? Like, treat them respectfully and don't cover them in Kraft marshmallows. Can't they exist on a savory plane instead of sweet?

andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Thursday - Due to gf's grandmother doing poorly, we're not going to the family dinner but going over to roast a chicken. :-)

Friday - Fancy Turkey day turkey dinner at her dad's :-/

Saturday - My family comes over for roast beast dinner.

Three Thanksgiving dinners and only one of them is turkey! Yay! (Last year we fled to Paris and had goose.) By the time Monday rolls around, however, I will be quite fat, I'm sure.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

My point being, that I believe we, as Americans, should make some effort to (symbolically) recreate the pilgrims' feast.

The pilgrims ate venison though, so it's kind of unfeasible.

x-post

Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanksgiving is, like, so last month.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Venison sounds great for Thanksgiving.

Andy, I only like savory yams and sweet potatoes, and even then, not much.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

To jaymc:

Yes, I am still vegan, but I cheat when spinach lasagna is involved. (See also: cookies, birthday cake, raw eggs in a blender when I'm training to whoop Apollo Creed's ass, the hearts of my enemies, etc.)

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The pilgrims may have indeed had venison, but they DIDN'T have turkey? An indiginous game bird quite prevalent around the Mass. to Virginia area? I thought the whole point of T-giving was to somehow recreate that special day when the settlers and indians weren't at each other's throats? All the food represented are American in origin, even if potatoes are south american.

andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Baked yams slightly mashed with butter = yum! None of that marshmallow/candied business for me.

Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Shit man, I haven't had venison in years.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck T-day... I'm going to Canada tomorrow.

do knut (donut), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Heavens. ;-)

do knut (donut), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I think depending on where you live vension can be quite feasible. I mean it's highly unlikely you'll ever run into a turkey with your car.

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I bought some venison jerky a short time ago, quite nice.

SO I just went to Trader Joe's and bought (for t-giving): smoked salmon, smoked trout, muenster and gouda, crackers, olives, and six bottles of wine, including a nice French rose. I don't think the miserable pilgrims had access to Trader Joe's.

andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno.. I heard something about Trader Joe's, the Freemasons, and the Illuminati

do knut (donut), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I think depending on where you live vension can be quite feasible. I mean it's highly unlikely you'll ever run into a turkey with your car.

Yeah, I guess it could be. The only time I've had venison is when my dad used to go bow hunting and would sometimes bag a deer, so I just don't anticipate getting venison anytime soon.

Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

There is debate, however, if the original pilgrims had less "fizzy" Dr. Joe's soda or not.

do knut (donut), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Is your dad Ted Nugent?

andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

When I make stuffing it takes hours and all the ingredients are mixed in a three gallon bucket.

steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 18:31 (four months ago) link

mr veg is currently in the process brining a turkey breast, then to be smoked on the barbecue :D

tomorrow i’ll make a sugar-free cheesecake

day-of i will make brussel sprouts, green beans & cauliflower sides

and that’s it! just the two of us this year

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 19:44 (four months ago) link

I am in charge of the Szechuan green beans, and have been ever since I swapped for those instead of green bean casserole three or four years ago

active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 20:05 (four months ago) link

i’m making mary berry’s chestnut stuffing which is v easy apart from shelling the fucking chestnuts ffs

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 20:24 (four months ago) link

I've also grown into the habit of having a whole Greenberg smoked turkey delivered each year to the house that is specifically used to just make a lot of soup and stock and chili on my end to put into the freezer for down the road in winter. (But I'll make a bunch of stock from the actual dinner turkey too, just over at that house for folks there.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 20:59 (four months ago) link

I enjoy, perennially, that this thread exists.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 21:22 (four months ago) link

I just peel and lift stuff, and clean up. My wife and daughter in law are the kitchen geniuses. It's an effective division of labor.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 21:25 (four months ago) link

I enjoy, perennially, that this thread exists.

― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, November 21, 2023 3:22 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Thursday, 23 November 2023 15:59 (four months ago) link

It's only the core four of us (and one of us is sick, and another one is a vegetarian), so we, per tradition, just pick something up. But I'm about to bake a pie and make a sweet potato souffle.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:27 (four months ago) link

I will bake a corn casserole to take to my cousin's, who has duck on the menu.

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:30 (four months ago) link

i sure am!!!!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II)

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:30 (four months ago) link

ready for quorn, that is

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:32 (four months ago) link

I’m never really ready

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:35 (four months ago) link

I have dressing and sweet potato casserole (grated not mashed, This Is the Way) in the oven at the same time, loving the competing sweet/savory smells coming out.

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:36 (four months ago) link

I'm almost more excited to make the stuffing waffles tomorrow morning

active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:37 (four months ago) link

"Stuffing, that is!"

https://i.imgur.com/YKDH4dP.jpg

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:38 (four months ago) link

I say I say I say

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:44 (four months ago) link

i'm a thanksgiving freeloader, i cook at xmas

ciderpress, Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:46 (four months ago) link

Chilling at the kitchen table chatting with others. My role comes after when it’s time to make stock and soup, the mirepoix is ready to go.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 November 2023 17:42 (four months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/4CHG8RQ.jpg

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 November 2023 21:51 (four months ago) link

that’s brunswick stew

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 November 2023 21:51 (four months ago) link

Great dinner, stock mode activated, chilling.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 November 2023 01:38 (four months ago) link

Fuck American Thanksgiving, I had a Greek feast with Avgolemono soup, tiropitos (cheese in phyllo dough), dayboat scallops with risotto, and rice pudding with raisins.

Josefa, Friday, 24 November 2023 01:48 (four months ago) link

I made a chicken stew with chili paste, rio zape beans, and pesole.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 24 November 2023 01:55 (four months ago) link

brined & smoked turkey breast might be my favorite food

always the goods

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 November 2023 03:11 (four months ago) link

I put so much time into the dressing and sweet potatoes that I went the quickest route for the protein, just browned and Instant Potted a turkey breast, and it turned out great.

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, 24 November 2023 03:47 (four months ago) link

As fate would have it, we signed up for going to a family Thanksgiving dinner about 100 miles from here at my brother-in-law's place, but we had to back out at yesterday morning. Because we'd already shopped for the week, tonight's dinner had to be improvised from whatever was in the fridge, the pantry and the freezer.

After careful thought I decided to make baked polenta with boneless chicken breast, both topped by a tomato-based sauce full of chopped onion, garlic, mushrooms, celery, red bell pepper, basil and oregano with grated Gruyere on top. This was accompanied by a chopped raw broccoli salad with dried cranberries, toasted almonds and a dressing of buttermilk, apple cider vinegar, mayonnaise and minced red onion.

Dessert will be pumpkin custard and vanilla ice cream. It worked out great. But the wine was pretty cheap stuff.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 24 November 2023 03:59 (four months ago) link

Did smothered turkey legs this year; may never roast a whole bird again

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 November 2023 04:10 (four months ago) link

my cheesecake turned out a bit disappointing this year: still learning sweetness levels now that i’m using sugar substitutes. and i overcooked the crust :(

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 November 2023 04:16 (four months ago) link

When I'm cooking or baking for an occasion and for other people I get more invested in the outcome and more easily disappointed if my efforts fall short of my hopes. I'm sure the cheesecake was delicious VG, even if it didn't quite hit your expectations or desires.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 24 November 2023 04:31 (four months ago) link

Venison tenderloin, pierna, pumpkin soup, assorted sides (including my corn casserole). A good time until I edged out of a conversation about the greatness of Gen. MacArthur.

xpost thx aimless, i suspect you’re probably right

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 November 2023 06:07 (four months ago) link

In my quest to convert Americans away from gross orange sweet potatoes, I brought a dish of roasted Japanese sweet potatoes (they were a big hit), as well as lemony shredded roasted Brussels sprouts and StevieD’s vegan gravy.

A couple weeks ago I mentioned to my MIL how excited I was for the next Jewish holiday involving brisket, so she made brisket (so fucking good) as well as turkey.

just1n3, Friday, 24 November 2023 09:11 (four months ago) link

My friend throws a Hanukkah party and he makes the most amazing brisket!

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 24 November 2023 09:39 (four months ago) link

i made an apple tart— my family didn’t even consider the sad store bought pies as legitimate desserts after they ate it.

still, it was my first tart and so there is room for improvement!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 24 November 2023 12:31 (four months ago) link

no talkin bad bout orange sweet potatoes

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 November 2023 14:32 (four months ago) link

I'm not a cook - or rather I'm a ridiculously slow cook which is why I normally don't cook - but someone made an amazing ham that made me wish it became the traditional Thanksgiving dish over turkey. On the other hand, if it wasn't for the turkey, we wouldn't have had the amazing stuffing, which was actually cooked in the turkey and also included some chopped bits of sausage inside. Brussel sprouts were also amazing, cooked with thick, chopped bits of bacon. I usually don't eat much meat, so that may have enhanced my appreciation for this one-off splurging.

birdistheword, Friday, 24 November 2023 15:58 (four months ago) link

that’s brunswick stew


Did you go all the way and put in squirrel meat?

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 24 November 2023 16:38 (four months ago) link

The calzones (sweet potatoes, potatoes, quorn, walnuts, brussel sprouts, cheese) turned out amazingly. Mushroom gravy, cranberry sauce, kale salad. The sprouts and kale were from the garden. Possibly the best meal?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 24 November 2023 16:43 (four months ago) link

Did you go all the way and put in squirrel meat?
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland),

A nutty suggestion.

it can be made with pretty much anything but sadly no squirrel meat (this time)

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 November 2023 17:00 (four months ago) link

I had turnips

| (Latham Green), Friday, 24 November 2023 17:14 (four months ago) link

thanksgiving was just the two of us this year - we were supposed to meet up with ilxor map and his partner out in utah for the weekend but my stupid body decided to get sick so we had to cancel :(

nevertheless, we made all the stuff we were going to bring anyway - mac n' cheese, brussels sprouts, roast carrots, cranberry sauce, plus my guy made a super-delicious roast chicken. and i made the pumpkin cheesecake that we had for dessert (which honestly could've used another couple of minutes in the oven but still tasted great). so all was not lost :)

donna rouge, Friday, 24 November 2023 18:23 (four months ago) link

had a really nice thanksgiving at my cousin’s house, for the first time in forever most of my extended family on my dad’s side were in town (that town being reno) and it was wonderful to see them. by necessity i came out to a few members of my family bc i will probably be changing my government name next year and also i’m tired of being in straight drag around family. everyone i told was very supportive, and i found out a second cousin of mine is nonbinary and going by a new name

for the first time in a while they forgot i was vegetarian but the thing about thanksgiving is that vegetarians can live quite capably off of side dishes. the mashed potatoes were fucking excellent

ivy., Friday, 24 November 2023 18:54 (four months ago) link

Four days of Thanksgiving calzones were capped off by Thanksgiving ramen *fire emoji*

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 27 November 2023 18:58 (four months ago) link

How to live

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 November 2023 19:21 (four months ago) link

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG.IElutMPQTYSx3psCdBrT?pid=ImgGn

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:12 (four months ago) link

ILE-branded ramen to pay for hosting, would support

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:31 (four months ago) link

otm

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:47 (four months ago) link

step 2: somehow tie in w everything bagel seasoning
step 3: profit

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:48 (four months ago) link


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