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in a corner?
under the dressing tabe?
in the wardrobe?
against the mirror?

come on. tell us. i'll tell ya one.

― lauren bamford (Lobam), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:17 (twenty years ago)

nevermind.

― lauren bamford (Lobam), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

Okay.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:19 (twenty years ago)

i need to pee. does ilx dare me to wet myself?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Next ken, you'll have to find that thread where the guy got caught using a credit card to access a "fully clothed pissing" site. You're the man for the job

― Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Porn and credit card fraud

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Hooray!

― Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

That second one is my favourite thread on the whole of ILX. The timing of the revealing of the site!

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I've done this before while drunk and sleepwalking. It's really terrible. Especially when you wake up and try to figure out if it really happened or was just part of a bizarre dream.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

... it's very very common

― Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Really? It's hard to find out stuff like that under Google's Islamofascist iron curtain of online censorship.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

i know a girl who woke up at 3:30am one morning to find that her very drunk boyfriend had crawled through her main-floor bedroom window and had begun pissing all over the room. upon being awoken by the light backsplash of piss bouncing off the pillow beside her she violently shoved him across the room, sending him into the corner where he inadvertently peed all over her power bar, shorting out her computer, tv and dvd player in the process.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

and people say chamberpots were a bad idea...

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

did this once. horrible. the "was it a bizarre dream" question is common in this scenario I think.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

what about just going out the window?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

http://nemtb.com/images/Power_Bar_Performance.gif

― phantasy bear (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

surge protector?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

You called, monsieur?

― Serge Protectuer (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

You called, monsieur?

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

this is what empty wine bottles are for...or so i learned when helping an old roomate move.

he sadly had a room next to a bathroom

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

what about just going out the window?

I think sometimes it's a bit like somnambulism and the pisser has no idea of what they're doing and no memory next morning

― Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, really. As if it's some sort of logical decision.

Hmm, should I piss all over my book shelf, in the bamboo, or that pile of dirty laundry? I wonder if Wikipedia has anything to say about the nutritional value of urine to bamboo.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

haha you guys are good

― lauren bamford (Lobam), Thursday, 11 May 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

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