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http://connect.znanost.org/gallery/albums/HRuCH-Christmas-party/IMG_1484.jpg

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh no, my work week is ruined.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

This one is less clear cut, methinks

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

don't worry, it's not as good

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

It's all about what's her name in the green.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

wow, look at the lady in green;s tights! she must be a DAUNCER

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

the gentleman in plaid is key

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Well the photo was taken in Zurich and is hosted on what appears to be a Czech website.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Lady in green does look a little like she's about to flip out and go mental on the dancefloor

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah! I have just noticed plaid gent

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

adherents of the cult of the QUEEN ALIEN gather to pray as she prepares to deposit her eggs

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Looks like a young Shelley Duvall in the red, third from the right.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

She must have come straight from work at Hooters in those tights.

― svend (svend), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Three women in red tops? Is this a Finnish motorcylce gang?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it the plaid gentleman's place, do you reckon?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

who's house is it? note crap paintings obv done by a friend.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

What about the look red-jumper vampire in the middle is giving Father Crossmuss? She vants him, I reckon.

― East from the city and down to the cave (noodle vague), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

IS THAT CRUDDERS IN THE SANTA HAT?????

― Dan (Haha I Should Have Left The "Gat" Misspelling) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that a piñata, or a hanging lamp? Do they have piñatas in Switzerland?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Red jumper on the left is doing the white soulboy lipbite.

― East from the city and down to the cave (noodle vague), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

These people really don't understand the rules of blind man's buff.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

can we see the photog's reflection in the glass

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Plaid gent is standing VERY close behind red girl with shut-eyed pained expression...

What is SantaHat holding? Christmas gift?

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The tall woman with the long neck may be preparing to "swallow" that plant she sitting on.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Her face suggests she already has.

― East from the city and down to the cave (noodle vague), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a lamp, not a pinata.

My god, they're doing the hokey cokey aren't they :O

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's safe to assume that this was taken at Christmas time, but do we know what year? Can Jon do his magic to find out?

― melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Which part are they supposed to be putting "in" then? And who pulls that "lost in music" face to the hokey cokey?

― East from the city and down to the cave (noodle vague), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

This one is less clear cut, methinks

yeah, it's far from being as strong as the one and only "sngh" (snog?)
i can't really tell what they are doing there... (all i can say is there's alcohol involved !).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

it's an ovipositor and the room is doomed

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Ugh I hate all photos that 'say' "LOOK! I HAF FWENDS ENUF TO FWOW A LAME HOUSE PARTY!"

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Does anyone know what CD that is in the man with the blue shirt's hand?

― melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

It's disturbing though, there's not enough evidence of alcoholic beverages recently consumed... just the one beer bottle (?) on the table at the back, by the solitary tealight. But it must be either alcohol or religion.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

you people are spiteful.

― the kit! (g-kit), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

As that might give us a clue what they're dancing to. (xposts)

― melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Judging by the Christmas hat and the Mickey Mouse ears and people's general attire, this could be an office Christmas party, but why is held at someone's flat? Do they work for a small firm that couldn't afford to rent some restaurant for them? Or do thirtysomethings in conservative clothes still have home Christmas parties and do funny dances? Thirtysomethings of ILE, can you help me?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh it's a CD. A festive compilation?

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Photo is from Dec. 11, 2004.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I've never seen such scabby xmas decorations in my life and green jumper looks like she's just realised that her support tights haven't prevented a DVT which is just about to enter her BRANE.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Ugh I hate all photos that 'say' "LOOK! I HAF FWENDS ENUF TO FWOW A LAME HOUSE PARTY!"
-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), February 6th, 2006.

lol @ irony

― ,,, Monday, 6 February 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Does anyone know what CD that is in the man with the blue shirt's hand?

It looks like some cheap trance compilation, but I don't think people like that would dance to trance. Unless one of them is "hip to this youth thing" and the others want to prove they're still young at heart too.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

If you look at the other photos, you see they have drank more booze than that one beer. Also, the lady on the extreme right with a pinkish shirt seems to be the owner of the flat.

Also, judging by the pic subtitle the CD they are listening to might be this:

http://www.nika.si/slike/3858882194723.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

why do you think shes the owner?

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, what country's Internet pages end with a .hr, because both Daleka Obaka the band and the picture seem to be from there?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Croatia.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

No, she went of her own accord.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

why do you think shes the owner?

She looks pretty ownerish in these two pics:

http://connect.znanost.org/gallery/albums/HRuCH-Christmas-party/IMG_1426.jpg

http://connect.znanost.org/gallery/albums/HRuCH-Christmas-party/IMG_1420.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, so Croatia is our country. Now, what does HRuCH stand for?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

adherents of the cult of the QUEEN ALIEN gather to pray as she prepares to deposit her eggs

-- mark s (mar...), February 6th, 2006.

the white-shirted dude is either a new initiate or has just been picked as the sacrifice...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

alien invasion begins w.giant-ass jpgs shockah

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

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Haha, you're googling too?

What about this one? She's on the contact page too, and lives in Zurich.

― melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I missed off the most important part. She's from Croatia.

― melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't she the red skirted lady?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I think so! But why is she only in the one picture?

― melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

First to go in some kind of homicidal, Slavic elimidate?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The caption for this photo should read: "What in Caucasia are these people doing?"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

This died too soon.

― Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 07:36 (eighteen years ago) link

It was worth it for the little bit of Croatian I learned.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

If were done with the Croatians, what would you make of this pic:

http://www.blanko.oulu.fi/kuva-albumi/albums/Kroketti2002/IMG_1989.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoops, sorry. I didn't know it would turn out that big.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

that's what she said

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG Sterling I was going to make that same joke.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe this died just when we were sort of finding out who these people were.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

these people are much more interesting than Wayne & Co.

also, I'd hit it.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

What, that pinata?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Gabbneb OTM. Sure, they don't have myspace pages, but I'll wager at least one of them has been involved in cannibalism at some point in their life.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 10:28 (eighteen years ago) link

surely captain redface is getting a handjob tonight.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

they are in their sexual prime

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

slow jamz OTM. So gonna happen.

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

redface = niko. I like him. He deserves.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

so, what's the photo for this week?

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.helsinki.fi/jarj/ktto/Tiedotus/Kgalleria/ensimiitti2003/images/P1010026.JPG

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

That should get you somewhere.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

no place i particularly want to go

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://nosamieslesstars.com/images/mariah-homeless.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

The 'MariahDaily.com' bit is a nice touch.

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

mmmmmm, you smell like stores

― ath (ath), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, who the hell would her?!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, who the hell would do her?!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

let's give this one another try

http://myspace-689.vo.llnwd.net/00603/98/63/603753689_l.jpg

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, who the hell would her?!

I was so sure this was a YOU NEVER HER joke

― chrisco (chrisco), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey, all right! A three way! Oh, yeah. That's right. Get it on, you two! You go! Let me get in here...okay, no, you two keep going! I'm totally hot! Totally hot watching you two. I'll...I'll just sit over here. In the closet. And weep. Silently. And sadly."

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

did you realize you said that out loud?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://users.utu.fi/sakarv/tuparit/AUT_1813.JPG

Figure this out!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

That's easy. Finland, business as usual.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Monday, 25 September 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

are both men in their socks?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

The girl on the left is mighty purdy.

Anyway. More pictures of that same party! They get blurry after a while, but I still don't think IT happened.

http://users.utu.fi/sakarv/tuparit/

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

first of all, dude ain't even got real words on his shirt, and the chicks are drinking "sitcom cola"

2nd of all, that bicycle pump around your neck ain't good for...oh, wait, dick on the head. nevermind.

― PappaWheelie says, ''only pick any'' (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

What the hell is sitcom cola?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

It's what we call blogs in the US

― PappaWheelie says, ''only pick any'' (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, that's chick booze in here.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

pappawheelie is my favorite ilx poster right now.

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope i haven't jinxed you.

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Some people are kind of dressed up, but I can't even begin to guess if there's supposed to be a theme.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/sonotgonnagetanycorpse.jpg

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

seven years pass...

Not sure if this necessarily deserves to be posted on Loftus' thread so I chose a tertiary thread instead

The 'preemptive' So Not Gonna Happen

http://i.imgur.com/B4TntwN.jpg

― 龜, Saturday, 30 August 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/BQCogn0.jpg

― 龜, Monday, 13 October 2014 12:02 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPwivAjUYAAXFCJ.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/cLBnaBw.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 24 October 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

they made out under the dock iirc

― my victorious SLAPP motion (rip van wanko), Monday, 24 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

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