Yesterday I looked at a butt, and thought it was a nice butt even though couldn't see which gender it belonged to.

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Later on I saw it was a man.

Let's discuss instances of eroticism not dependant on gender.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Your posts are comforting in their familiarity, like a rumpled old sweater.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

That's nice to hear, I guess.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

RUMPled

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyway, some thoughts on the subject?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

The type of ass I am generally attracted to is specific to the male gender. Androgynous ass does not really appeal to me.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

How do they differ then?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.unitedspongebob.com/pictures/squidward/sunbathing2.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuomas, I am referring specifically to the squarish shape of an athletic man-butt... but perhaps the difference has to do with the gender differences in the shape and tilt of the pelvis?

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

The butt-sighting is perhaps a facile example, but it goes some way toward explaining why I can't consider myself straight: for all their gendered differences, bodies are ultimately quite similar.

Although oddly, there have been times when I've seen someone whom I thought was a femmy guy and swooned, and then when I realized it was a rather masculine-looking woman, I lost interest.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember pointing an arse out to my mate years ago. What i thought was a rock chick in tight jeans with a great arse, turned out to be some bloke with long hair.

I was labelled gay for the rest of the day because some twat had an out of date haircut. It didn’t get round school though, thank god.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

THE NEVERENDING STORY

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― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

oh dammit

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/37/77600859_0165ba8985.jpg

from the christmas party I attended -- dat's sum good azz. and definitely male.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Please explain the role of the cucumber

― (jacob) (ockle boc), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

im curious as to what happenned next. specifically concerning the zucchini and the ass.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

so not gonna happen

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

alas, nothing happened. it was just a provocative photo op. also, it was a papaya (not yet ripe).

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

this is definitely gender specific, but whenever one of my friends wears her corset (very versatile for themed parties) i am completely hypnotized by her breasts. i'm straight and otherwise pretty indifferent to breasts, but they are really impressive! i'm not the only one who reacts this way, either. i'm kind of amazed how the hypnosis crosses gender lines.

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

loverboy.jpg

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

finally.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

loverboy.jpg obviously male!

on reflection, while i much prefer looking at male ass, female ass is better for spanking.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

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― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh what the fuck

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I second that.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i think that undergear (where i found that product) is affiliated with international male (obviously).

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Ahhhh! Here's what I was going for. Fingers Xed.

Ahem.

THE NEVERENDING STORY II: FOR SERRIOUS

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― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

ps. Tuomas is that you on the HelLooks Helsinki street fashion site, or is that a different Tuomas?

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Why did that just make me think of Jess?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

u know u want me

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

http://us.a1.yahoofs.com/users/41cbad71ze2b392c/141c/__sr_/5087.jpg?phgA3AEBK97.Mere

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

oh hell no

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

that's great!

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

i dont even want to know, ally

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link

ps. Tuomas is that you on the HelLooks Helsinki street fashion site, or is that a different Tuomas?

Must be someone else, unless I'm so fashionable they've photographed me in secret.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 07:02 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

That Abbot comic is still the greatest!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 31 May 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Abbott

― Tuomas, Thursday, 31 May 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/57929

― bobby bedelia, Thursday, 31 May 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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