infallible comedy stand-bys: obvious non-rapper gets to rap

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i. sam in cheers
ii. dick van dyke in diagnosis murder: the house on sycamore street

let's see if we can hit 50

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

iii John Barnes

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:15 (eighteen years ago) link

iv. Bulworth

― Mingus Realty (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

v. Black-Eyed Peas

― Mingus Realty (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.virginmegastores.co.uk/content/ebiz/virgin/invt/u./z./n./626347/626347_m.jpg

― -+-+-+-+++, Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

vi. Bruce Forysth in You Bet!

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

hee hee, I was about to post "mark s' observations abt dick van dyke to thread"

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

vii. Barney Rubble

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

viii. old lady in "The Wedding Singer

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

9. "The Rapture" - Blondie

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

x. Peggy Hill on Bobby's birthday (from King of the Hill)

― Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

10. Peter Griffin's cover of "You Can't Touch This" in the ep of Family guy where he secedes his property from the US

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

we are now on XII

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

tombot don't be silly! (also not going in this list: dr evil)

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

XII. http://philippe.ramin.free.fr/pj_&_duncan-top_katz-front_mini.jpg

― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

that album is about me btw.

― teh_kit says 'FACES' (g-kit), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

bah that wz the deborah harry diss i wz protestin

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

also barred: snot rap and rat rap

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

and kaiser chiefs' "cover" of what time is love

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Dave Boyle to thread.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

xiii. That episode of Black. White. where Bruno writes a rap about how much he hates rap.

http://www.midliferap.com/video.html

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Jaunt Alan/Barry Lasagne karaoke.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

How about the Mr. Show sketch where the Dalai Lama is in a rap competition against the fat camp kids?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

That AWFUL ad with a rapping grandmother who gets her tits out omg.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.jla.co.uk/images/Artists/TherouxLouis1P.jpg

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Jonathan Aitken's daughter? (Can't remember if it was her or some other vile blonde Sloane, but it was heelarious.)

― Mingus Realty (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Curly Watts performed a derivative freestyle on Coronation St once.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

14. natalie portman rap, no?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

15. fred flintstone

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

(or, er, barney rubble i think rather -- fred's the one that gets to go "barney! my pebbles!")

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

that guy from that movie who plays a novelist and has a magic typewriter... UM!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Homer in the Mr Plow episode

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

MJ Hibbert - Boom Shake The Room

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

the scientific focus of this thread has gone missing

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Denny Blaze

― Hatch (Hatch), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah mark it really was only a matter of time before this whole thing became a list of matisyahu jokes though, you didn't think it through very well I'm afraid

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

15. fred flintstone

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), April 20th, 2006.

"But to get the taste, I've gotta trick Fred!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

198. Louis Theroux

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

William Shatner's mind-melting rap of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar" monologue at the end of "Free Enterprise".

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Picard's voice cut up in the picard song

http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

the scientific focus of this thread has gone missing

= using Roman numerals?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

doesn't steve martin do this in "bringing down the house"? it was america's favorite movie for three weeks straight in early 2003 but i never saw it, mainly because i was afraid of the above

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

like, REALLY afraid

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Steve Martin should've died in a car crash somewhere around 1986 - his legacy would be secure.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I believe it's actually Eugene Levy who raps in that movie.

Also: Michelle Gayle

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Warren Beatty in Bulworth?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

eugene levy's legacy remains secure

haha as does stevem's: SEE THE SECOND POST STEVEM

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

ive never seen it but id bet on tony danza rapping at some point in his career

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Des Lynam did a rap about how much he hates rap on his episode of Room 101.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

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tynan is a born rapper tho.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG estela I didnt realise Harold said "come butter my muffin" in the Afro Harold rap *dies laughing in horror*.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Roscoe, of Roscoe's Chicken'n'Waffles! "The Video Aces went from rags to riches/now they stuck in the pen with no money or bitches."

Also: Crispin Glover - Auto-Manipulator.

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Stevie Wonder in Do I Do (extended version).

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

This guy.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 April 2006 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link

"and impinges"!?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 April 2006 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

How about the Mr. Show sketch where the Dalai Lama is in a rap competition against the fat camp kids?

not to mention "rap: the musical" and bob odenkirk DJing ("get rappin' with it HEY! get rappin' with it HO!").

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, 21 April 2006 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

There's a Louis Theroux's weird weekends where he raps badly, partly I suppose for the sake of amusing people. Not fiction though.

― v, Friday, 21 April 2006 06:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Stevie Wonder in Do I Do (extended version).

but i love that rap!

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 21 April 2006 07:30 (eighteen years ago) link

THAT FUCKING LAZY SUNDAY SHIT

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I didnt realise Harold said "come butter my muffin" in the Afro Harold rap

thats hilarious! that harold is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a salvation army sweater.

i miss neighbours! last time i saw it the coffeshop and lassiters exploded.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.sneakmove.com/2006/04/denny-blaze-average-homeboy-exclusive.html

― Leon Ferri, Monday, 1 May 2006 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

apparently Robin Williams improv'd some rap in RV and they left it in cuz "it tested great."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a strange desire to see RV.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

"you nod off. i'll ave a scoff!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my, that is one of the funniest bits in nathan barley. i had to record it so i could stick it in between tracks on mixtapes.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_SR1dgZ4rQ&eurl=

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 20 October 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Rappin' Granny of The Wedding Singer fame

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Don Howe, as a ITV studio pundit during the 1994 world cup.

― Lord Byron Lived Here, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Homer in the Mr Plow episode
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, April 20, 2006 9:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wtf? that was just a cheesy little jingle!

― some dude, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

mmmmm cheesy

― Redknapp out (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

MC Rove

― Pillboxxx/The Lol Belol (Pillbox), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf? that was just a cheesy little jingle!

I can only find it in Spanish for some reason, but here's the rap:

― O Bama, Up Yours! (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

― bnw, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

― fwiw (rockapads), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.kissatlanta.com/blog/?p=1639

― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

the daily show did this recently :(

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

that sailor moon girl rapping bone thugs sounds like she's doing her haftorah

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

my bad i was thinking of the "that name again it's Mr. Plow" part, forgot about that

― some dude, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

is hipster interest in "Da Ha" by Rappin' Duke on the wane?

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Sailor Moon is the girl from that G4 show, where people like her because she might have a computer and a video game

― throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Thursday, 29 January 2009 06:49 (fifteen years ago) link

the daily show did this recently :(

the worst. they suck at the news stories now compared to past seasons

― there was zarana (tremendoid), Thursday, 29 January 2009 07:24 (fifteen years ago) link

they stop just short of barfing on passerby for cheap laughs while this election was going on. i mean there was some good stuff here and there. i look out for larry wilmore, does john hodgman still come on?

― there was zarana (tremendoid), Thursday, 29 January 2009 07:27 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

raps @ 2:18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGO2hVA3P58

― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

There was a recent Colbert/Alicia Keys bit where Colbert rapped over Empire State of Mind. See also, obvious non-rapper rapping about obvious non-rap SUBJECT MATTER.

― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

that bit in Stella from the episode where they get paper routes (or all of them have the same paper route, i forget)

― arby's, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

whoah, that joaquin phoenix thing is ... ouch

― the tune is space, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

oh dear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDFBj8UxpU

― strangled by a necklace of mexicans (Pillbox), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

great, wise decision

― google street jew (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4PTiL1RDs&feature=related

Part 2, featuring "Charles Young, Music Journalist"

― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently Robin Williams improv'd some rap in RV and they left it in cuz "it tested great."

As it has been mentioned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UvBscCukg4

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 November 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EbOXYenJY&feature=related

I love how even the cat can't take it.

― Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

more simpsons:

"Hail to the Chief" plays as Selma, Bart and Lisa attend the Duff
Hall of Presidents. Of course, they're all robots. Abe Lincoln stands
up.

Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley. [drinks his Duff and
starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to
say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I
said the only way! Break down!
[crushes a beer can on his head]
Lisa: This is a disgrace.
Selma: Hey, if it's this bad, it has to be educational.

― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzWizMEasmo&feature=player_embedded#!

― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

MC Hawking to thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wkw9nvRCY8

― A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

my fave will always be that tried and true:

what's your name?

Dr. lam...ding...ton...er...von...ham...

and then the person repeats the name later: have you met Dr. Lamdingtonervonham?

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

sorry that doesn't have anything to do with rapping...

but i swear they could do that joke in every comedy ever and i would be happy.

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

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