DUCK SEX!

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

Your story reminds me of what a flirtatious friend told me when I was visiting him in Cambridge, England last April. My friend (a male who proclaims that he doesn't believe in monosexuality), his gay male friend, and I were sitting on a bench eating sandwiches when we observed two male ducks harrassing a female duck in flight, and they tried to ground her. My friend said, "Hey look, they're trying to have a menage a trois!"

Eh, seemed more like attempted gang rape! And was it even a female duck they were pursuing?

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http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

For a piccy of the sordid scene (you know you want to), go to
http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

I have not seen any animals shagging today as I have stayed indoors to work. : ( It's just as well since I'd rather not be reminded that everyone else in the world is getting more rrrow! action than I am lately.

ihttp://www.gamersgraveyard.com/repository/nes/history/images/famicom/good/Donald_Duck_box.jpg

Yet - wouldn't it be better for everyone if they did little dances like pigeons do?

And - if the lady duck plays almost no role in her choice of sexual partner, why are the male ducks so spectacularly plumaged?

duck dick

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6091/dn117641250.jpg

that is awful. i don't even know what's going on there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

oh, just a duck boner, the single most nightmarish thing on the face of the earth

AAAHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHH

wow there sure are a lot of animal penises on youtube

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Muscovy Duck Penis Everting in air, slowed 10x

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/ballistic_penises_and_corkscrew_vaginas_-_the_sexual_battles.php

Of course, drakes don’t mate with the air. Having made this video, Brennan still needed a way to see how a duck penis actually performs its appointed task. Unable to film duck penises in a real female oviduct, she built a fake oviduct out of silcone. She then managed to get a drake to mate with it. But the overwhelming force of the explosive penis broke the fake oviduct.

Waiting for the anatomically correct Ducktales slash

jajajaja
ke no dice!
haciendole un pajote al pato donald niño jajajajajajjaja
eso supèra cualquier tratado de Freud!!!
xDD :S

Posted by: Ghizo | March 8, 2010 9:09 AM

http://i53.tinypic.com/1yu9ur.jpg

omg

:-)

I drink my morning coffee at a desk lit through french doors, overlooking a pastoral scene. This morning, 7 (!!) mallard males had pinned a lone female against my window. Normally, I would merely avert my gaze, but seven was too much for my delicate pre-coffee constitution.

I unleashed uberpuppy Teufel (who had been watching at my side) via a side door, and the gang rape was averted with no loss of limb or dignity.

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I drink my morning coffee at a desk lit through french doors, overlooking a pastoral scene. This morning, 7 (!!) mallard males had pinned a lone female against my window. Normally, I would merely avert my gaze, but seven was too much for my delicate pre-coffee constitution.

I unleashed uberpuppy Teufel (who had been watching at my side) via a side door, and the gang rape was averted with no loss of limb or dignity.

― uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), dinsdag 3 mei 2011 16:09 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

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