I CAN'T STAND IT THIS HOT!!! (this will be a short thread,timewise, no doubt)

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I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 06:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i hear you clucking, big chicken

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 17 July 2006 06:53 (seventeen years ago) link

£% TOMORROW!!!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 06:54 (seventeen years ago) link

(ahem)

35 TOMORROW!!!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not hot enough.

More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Monday, 17 July 2006 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds like routine summer weather here.

ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in LA for a few days and it's just thought-destroyingly hot right now. I can't take this shit. Somebody needs to cool this city down, for real.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:07 (seventeen years ago) link

heat index of 40 here later today

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ahh.

(air con office)

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Big big thunderstorms forecast for later in the week!

C J (C J), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Hating on nice weather makes me cry.

More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts"
— Half Man Half Biscuit, A Country Practice

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I wear t-shirts in the wintertime.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Try being pregnant right now :(

Archel (Archel), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd love to, really I would. But I think the Daily Mail would object to the necessary medical procedures.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i have heat stroke, i think.

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:35 (seventeen years ago) link

The worst thing is, I love hot weather normally. Maybe going for a swim in the sea tonight will make me appreciate it again.

Archel (Archel), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Classic: Making babies in June, so the lady is warm as toast through winter.

Dud: We did this both times, and now all our birthdays are in the same week (early march)

(It's not dud really)

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link

That's not a dud! You have a birthday season! We have one of those in my family, though it's a bit extended--all five of us are between my mom's birthday at the end of August, and my dad's at the beginning of November.

gooblar (gooblar), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Growing up, my parents would put up a big 'Happy Birthday' banner in the kitchen in August and just leave it up for the next two and a half months.

gooblar (gooblar), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Birthday season is right:

3rd, Alice
9th, Me, Dawn.
10th Amber
25th My sister.

Also, Dawn's best friend had a baby last year on Amber's birthday.

It's all go...

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

My wife and I also share the same birthday (as each other).

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i love it this hot. it could even be hotter.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate it :( Makes me want to move to Sweden or something. I'm not suited for hot weather. It's the humidity that really sucks, I spent the summer in LA a couple of years ago and it was actually slightly more bearable than London. The fact that Californians have heard of air conditioning helps, of course.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Tell you what, working in a room where 37 computers are whirring away in close proximity 24/7 doesn't help either.

Archel (Archel), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link

You know what's weird? The hot-weather sniffles. I've got 'em.

gooblar (gooblar), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:21 (seventeen years ago) link

does anybody have an mp3 of "heatwave"? my email is red bull dozers at gmail dot com

ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:24 (seventeen years ago) link

nah that's not weird, isn't that when the temperature changes and all the bacteria that only really kick off when it's above a certain temp get moving? thought that was why everyone's always sick when the season changes.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I have Shonen Knife's cover of it at home, Ken.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Yesterday, it was "Attack of the Flying Ants" day...

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it's been in my head all morning.

i am loving this hot summer btw, it's been amazing, i have never been going to parks and things this often ever. (i can appreciate that being in the office is a bit rubbish now if there's no air con) i wish i had taken some time off work though so I can just wander about, get out of the office and into the sunshine or something.

xxpost if i can have a copy that would be the most lovely!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm housesitting in West London and this flat is not air-conditioned but it is a lovely temperature due to the airflow/shade tree placement. Thirty-five degrees today REALLLY?

Only bad feeling about heatwaves: hot, dirty feet. Bleurgh.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

a couple of weeks of it being fine but just 23 celsius would be nice.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

35 is tomorrow.

As what's her face said on the telly this morning - "remember, that's in the shade, if you're in the sunshine it'll be warmer".

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:26 (seventeen years ago) link

the best place to be is at work, as the long as the air-con works. might come in at 7am and leave at midnight.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope this is a short thread. Right now Ottawa is hotter than MIAMI, allegedly, and today we're supposed to break a 40-year-old record. Aargh. I hate heat. I honestly start getting depressed as the summer solstice approaches.

surfer_stone_rosa (surfer_stone_rosa), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate the heat. I really hate it. But it was nice yesterday sitting in the sun.

Thom Yorke Is My Spirit Guide (kate), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i am nearly dead, no air-con.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I noticed over the weekend that CHARITY SHOP workers have to struggle along without air conditioning. Three cheers for charity shop workers.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:41 (seventeen years ago) link

It is awful. I think I have some kind of reverse SAD - everything has been making me miserable since this heat started (no, no, not This Heat, gahhh).

If I could have a copy of Shonen Knife's version too then it might perk me up. *begx0rz*

emil.y (emil.y), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Fans are the new rock'n'roll.

Thom Yorke Is My Spirit Guide (kate), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate it :( Makes me want to move to Sweden or something.

No help, Sweden and Finland are suffering from the heatwave too.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

its horrible! i need a drink its tooo hot

Sugar Karis (Sugar Karis), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I noticed over the weekend that CHARITY SHOP workers have to struggle along without air conditioning. Three cheers for charity shop workers.

Not just charity shop workers but anyone who works for a charity it seems (no air-con at Alix work).

Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in LA for a few days and it's just thought-destroyingly hot right now.

There's a reason I live nearish to the coast (sea breezes, y'see -- cue Roxy Music).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I swear there used to be air con in my building, but no more, it seems.

Kaet (kate), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

The air con here is working fine (for a change), but it lures me into a false sense of security that it's not too hot, but of course then I go and leave the building...

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

37c/98f today here, and hotter as the week progresses. Humid as shit too, 66% right now. I've got to go out to the store too, no more putting it off. Although for five bucks I could have groceries delivered tomorrow....

teeny (teeny), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

pay it

estela (estela), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

They said this morning that there would be NO SEA BREEZES today!

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

(was yesterday, at least)

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

i love summer. heat waves can be tough but there is something exhilarating about them

marcos, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link

you seem to have confused "exhilaration" with "expiration"

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

It’s the goddamn U.A.E. outsiders DC right now

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

So wait it’s actually not humid in DC for once?

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

Sunday my block was so quiet it was eerie. Everyone either at the beach or indoors, apparently--it's usually noisy and extremely social with kids, ppl walking, gardening, parking, going to the store, etc, but on Sunday there was no sound at all, barely even any traffic noise. Which if you know Brooklyn is a shocking state of affairs.

On the other hand I took a cab (don't ask) down Atlantic yesterday and drove right past a car ON FIRE on Franklin Avenue, with various loud "WHOMP!" explosive sounds coming from it periodically. So that was exciting.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

Please tell us you went “holy shit; piiissssss” as you passed the flaming vehicle

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

I have to admit I have 0% clue what that's a reference to.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

Oh right for some reason you aren’t 77ated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

It's thundering outside but there's no rain, just blazing heat.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

I'm on 77 I've just never seen that clip before? Anyway tx

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just got back last night from Ibiza, where it's been 29 to 31 degrees every day for the past 14 days.

Now I'm sitting at home, looking forward to it becoming 35 degrees or some such...

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!

Mark G, Monday, 23 July 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

high yesterday here in Austin was 106F/41C... today it's supposed to hit 108F/42C. day seven of 100+ temps... like In Orbit noted upthread, I went for a walk just after sunset yesterday and the college campus was like a ghost town

com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 23 July 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

Air conditioned office FTW but every time I went outside it was like walking into a bakery or maybe a steel mill. Unfortunately I don't sleep in an air conditioned office, so mainly I don't sleep.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

about to bike home, it's 110 outside... wheeee

com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 23 July 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link

the abundance of butterflies is something I could really get used to, its delightful. The dragonflies seem HUGER this year as well, practically meganeura sized they seem, after I'm heat exhausted and had 3 rapid pints of Staropramen I feel like taking on these dragonflies - one on one, no blades you dive-attacking bastrds!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

heatwave declared a natural disaster, in the past 4 days haven't left my apartment for more than 20 minutes

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

that sounds a bit too damn hot!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-44935152
it's that 35+ with high humidity. stay hydrated.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

Smells stormy around here

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

maybe AC should be banned in places where it's less than 30 degrees anyway? wonder how much it contributes to the problem it's supposed to solve

niels, Thursday, 26 July 2018 06:40 (five years ago) link

I’ve read material of paved roads matters more as well as cars using a/c but you can never stop cars from using a/c

Less cars on the road maybe?

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 26 July 2018 07:29 (five years ago) link

Was caught in the rain today but that was good because of:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrichor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geosmin

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

it is no wonder that those in the village of Kannauj in Uttar Pradesh, India, have been bottling the scent of rain for thousands of years. In a recent article of the Atlantic, Cynthia Barnett describes how the post-monsoon earth are collected, steam-distilled for six to seven hours, and fixed in sandalwood oil in order to produce mitti attar — Earth’s perfume.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

looking forward to Earth's perfume tonight---37 today in Paris but storms rolling in tonight.

the Paris métro people explained that they're not going to add AC because the exhaust is hot air and it would just heat the tunnels & quais in place of the trains. Are metros in other major cities air conditioned, and if so, how do they deal with this?

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

Delhi and Caracas for sure. London, partly with upgrades planned for 2030. I think Delhi has vents for hot air but I am not sure how it works tbh.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

A couple of tube lines are air conditioned but most of it isn’t - I’m not sure if it’s even possible to do for all lines?

There was widespread derision at the central line twitter (central line is one of the hotter ones) saying this the other day:

Hi, we're aware of the heating issues. We've made improvements to the ventilation systems on the current fleet. New trains are coming in early 2030, under the Deep Tube Upgrade Program which will be delivered with full air cooling systems. Thanks, Sol

— Central line (@centralline) July 23, 2018

gyac, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

Yes, I think Delhi might have a similar air cooling system, tbh. Air is vented, cooled and recirculated rather than just being expelled.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

xp at least they're coming in early 2030 in time for summer

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 28 July 2018 09:12 (five years ago) link

Lol as if the london underground won't be Metro 2033 by then.

Or possibly Arthur Lowe and family chuntering around the circle line like in A Bed Sitting Room

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 28 July 2018 09:17 (five years ago) link

When a long legged lovely walks by
And you can see by the look in her eye
That it's gonna be
HAHT in the city, HAHT in the city, tonight

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 28 July 2018 09:19 (five years ago) link

feel like that central line tweet should have ended with as you were

niels, Saturday, 28 July 2018 09:32 (five years ago) link

down to 16 degrees c up here today with patchy rain and a breeze that seems arctic by recent standards, can't even remember if i've got a coat.

calzino, Saturday, 28 July 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link

26 in Paris which feels like winter tbh

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 28 July 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link

Wore a jacket on the one mile walk into town this morning. Took it off on the walk back though.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 28 July 2018 11:55 (five years ago) link

Yes, jacket back on today.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 July 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

Just to let you know, I can stand it this hot, I can do plenty.

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 07:21 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Today, not so good

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link

It's been close to 100F for the last week or two in much of the US. We don't have a working air conditioner in the trailer right now (electrical problems that my husband's in no condition to work on), just fans, so I repaired an old space cooler we had and put it into the bedroom.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 June 2022 15:19 (one year ago) link

Things are more chilled in Newcastle now. I feel less crap today for a number of reasons, and now I just feel a bit pollensneezy.

Mark G, Saturday, 18 June 2022 11:30 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hit 110F/43C in Austin today, supposed to be hotter tomorrow... they're warning there might be rolling blackouts.

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Monday, 11 July 2022 04:30 (one year ago) link

See, we were in Majorca 2 weeks ago, and even though it was as hot there as it is here, now.. there was no pollen/hay fever so it was great.

Mark G, Monday, 11 July 2022 06:39 (one year ago) link

Living in mortal fear of the AC shitting the bed. Not for any particular reason, just my brain deciding it's a new thing to be anxious about while temps are 105+.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 11 July 2022 07:19 (one year ago) link

also my new electricity plan that is exactly double the rate of the one I signed up for last July kicked in on 7/5 so it's an idle curiosity how many hundreds of dollars it will be this month

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 11 July 2022 07:21 (one year ago) link

This is a rare opportunity for the UK and US members of Ilxor to suffer together, because here in the UK the temperatures are approaching thirty degrees centigrade! That's eighty-six degrees in Fahrenheit. And when I say "here in the UK" I mean "in London and the South of England".

And also Bournemouth. Whenever there's a burst of heat the Daily Mail sends a photographer to Bournemouth to photograph attractive people in their swimwear. Or they pick images from the news agencies of attractive people in their swimwear, in Bournemouth. I've been to Bournemouth in real life and I always associate it with heroin, not attractive people.

Because that's where I go to buy heroin! No, I'm joking. I was actually channelling Mark Prindle a little bit there. Apologies to Mark Prindle. In my life I've visited Seville and Hong Kong in similar temperatures and the only practical advice I can give - beyond the fact that you get used to it - is keep you hands out of your pockets with your fingers spread. Hang them by your side, like miniature radiators. It probably doesn't help much but it can't hurt.

Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 11 July 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link

I am in the southeastern U.S. (Atlanta, Georgia to be specific), and we've had pretty standard heat this summer--mid 80s to mid 90s Farenheit (roughly 29-35 Celsius), high humidity. We do seem to be getting more rain than usual.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link

One thing that separates us is electricity. We don't have air conditioning in the UK so the only thing that eats electricity is the refrigerator. It's not a huge factor. In the US everybody has air conditioning. The same was true in Hong Kong. I remember getting the bus to Victoria Peak partially to see Hong Kong but also because the buses are air-conditioned. Shops are air-conditioned in such a way that there's a blast of cold air on the pavement when you walk past them. Perhaps it's meant to entice you in. I remember seeing a film at the cinema and the temperature was uncomfortably cold.

I also remember thinking "is it like this in Singapore and Japan and all across China and India etc, and if so what impact is that going to have on the environment?" I grew up with science fiction so the idea of living on a metal planet covered in skyscrapers with a giant heatsink that spews hot air into orbit isn't so bad, but how are we going to evacuate heat into space? Vacuums aren't conductive.

Seville on the other hand had narrow, tall streets, made of stone, with shades:
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/seville-spain-sept-th-shadow-curtains-street-protecting-tourists-harsh-sun-heat-which-common-summer-southern-158938631.jpg

On the surface its cute, but it raises the question of whether it would be more practical to cover the streets with a second layer of streets, as in The Caves of Steel.

Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 11 July 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link

It's even hot up here in Edinburgh! Admittedly with a stiff breeze howling off the Firth of Forth to keep things sensible.

and who is not flawed? (Matt #2), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

I spend a lot of time in Los Angeles. It's remarkable how much more livable the ocean makes that city.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link


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