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http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2328/06ministerxlarge1eg1.jpgThousands of people gathered at the Colorado Springs church whose founder, Ted Haggard, was dismissed for “sexually immoral conduct.”

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:06 (eighteen years ago) link

It's rainin' men!

Hallelujuah! It's rainin' men!

hey hey!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:15 (eighteen years ago) link

i love yr bangs yellow jacket chick! give me call!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:17 (eighteen years ago) link

lotta young mens wearing flannels into the church-house what the heck this is colorado springs not greeley where's your respect for the lord

― ath (ath), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i should have said boulder instead of greeley

― ath (ath), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:19 (eighteen years ago) link

it looks like a hansen concert (circa 1997)!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:24 (eighteen years ago) link

colo. springs beautiful town i luv u i visited you past tense fuck air force acaeimy

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Mark Foley w/ the dykey haircut on the left there looks concerned.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Bottom right flannel shirt is pushing a 'bow-thrower out of the pit.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 6 November 2006 07:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahah it so looks like that!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link

not gonna happen.

― Hi There! Dear Johnney B (stigoftdump), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha :)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:09 (eighteen years ago) link

the holy ghost provides all the xtc normal people get via orgasm

― pinkmoose (jacklove), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

some pretty boneable dudes in that crowd, too.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd totally son all those wite girl's beef.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

This photo, in a weird way, makes me feel like I'm missing out on something - not in the sense that I need Jesus in my life, but in the sense that mega churches seem like the bizarro Woodstock of our time.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

you're missing out on sex with a lot of wite girls, a-ron, innit.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

that's the overwhelming feeling that i got from that photo anyway.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Flannel shirt rear off-center is all "I am the lizard king!"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't even notice that guy the first time I looked at the photo, now I can't stop looking at him.

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

It's like an evangelical Where's Waldo.

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/elk.jpg

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Why don't people wear hats any more?

― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

heh

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i bet he got that move from scott stapp.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

He does stand out in a strange way from the others - he looks more, uh, beatniky or something. He doesn't have that Christglow(TM) about him like most of them.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, those Christian girls are HAWT. Maybe I could minister to them.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Xtian girls generally are, dagnamit.

― Hi There! Dear Johnney B (stigoftdump), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Why don't people wear hats any more?

wind

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

beware, DV; as Driscoll said, those tempting delilahs could corrupt you away from your saintlyness towards a life of sodomy and substance abuse.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, those Christian girls are HAWT. Maybe I could minister to them.
-- DV (dirtyvica...), November 6th, 2006 8:22 PM. (dirtyvicar)

Xtian girls generally are, dagnamit.
-- Hi There! Dear Johnney B (john.barlo...), November 6th, 2006 8:24 PM. (stigoftdump)

That's racist!

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, those Christian girls are HAWT

No they really are though. I think I have a purity/innocence fetish. I had a big crush on an evangelical girl freshman year - her look was somewhat similar to yellow-jacketed girl, although I dare say she was prettier.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

How come that never worked for me when I was a practicing Evangelical? Hmmph.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Why don't people wear hats any more?
late 1960s onward, hats replaced by hair.

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I like to think there's at least 10 asses being grabbed unseen in this.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Laurel, I think people are scared to approach known Christian girls! One of my male friends admitted a crush on one of my female roommates the other day, but said, "I don't know if it would offend her super-Christianity." I was like, "No! Christians have feelings too!"

that girl in the front has gorgeous hair.

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

She looks like OC alien-face girl.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I was like, "No! Christians have feelings too!"

I think the question on most guys' minds is more whether they have nookie.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I've had sex with a theologist. She seemed to have few hang-ups about it. She was a German Lutheran though.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Awesome.

― researching ur life (grady), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

they just need some meth to loosen up beforehand

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

lizard king = yanc3y str1ckler

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that Mischa Barton?

― I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I think people are scared to approach known Christian girls! One of my male friends admitted a crush on one of my female roommates the other day, but said, "I don't know if it would offend her super-Christianity." I was like, "No! Christians have feelings too!"

I'm attracted to a couple girls I know to be fairly devout Christians, and I suspect that one of them reciprocates. I'm not "scared" to approach them, though -- to be blunt -- I'm not inclined to invest a lot of time and energy in someone who may not be comfortable having premarital sex without hangups.

― lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Evangelical Christians might be okay, but stay away from Dutch Catholics. What a frustrating experience that was.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

there are a lot of cute xtian girls in Montana...even the 23 yr olds look 17, it's weird.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

(XP) Oh, really? I wasn't aware there were people who didn't have any sexual hang-ups. At all. But I'm sure you're right and they're much better in bed than people with pasts and feelings.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess that's self-selection for you, then. I wouldn't be interested in anyone who wouldn't approach me unless he felt reasonably sure that we'd be having sex shortly.

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, brain trust.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I wasn't aware there were people who didn't have any sexual hang-ups.

Yes, but the marriage covenant seems like a pretty obvious hang-up, w/r/t pre-marital sex.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

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How needlessly pedantic.

Exactly. I thought that's how people did the pedantic thing 'round these parts! I spotted me improper grammar and jumped to it lickety split so's I could be the first one to point out someone else's gaffe.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha, "The Pursuit of The Good Life": meth + manhookers, still on the trail...

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"irregardless" makes me think of the Bloom County strip mocking such words.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, but your pedantry was misplaced in several ways:

"irregardless" is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century

(xxpost)

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a word the same way "shizzle" will be a word in a few more years.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Perhaps, but saying "there ain't no such word here in the ol' US of A" was just plain wrong. You illiterate fuckers were the ones that started it!

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, us illiterate fuckers do that. Have you heard our president? It ain't a word, friend!

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

This is pretty funny-- an English guy talking about American English-- and he, like you, is more accepting of American English than Americans:
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-irr1.htm
But, as I say, it’s still generally regarded by people with an informed opinion on the matter as unacceptable. The Third Edition of The American Heritage Dictionary states firmly that “the label ‘nonstandard’ does not begin to do justice to the status of this word” and “it has no legitimate antecedents in either standard or nonstandard varieties of English”. Some writers even try to turn it into a non-word, virtually denying its existence, which is pretty hard to do in the face of the evidence. The level of abuse hurled at the poor thing is astonishingly high, almost as great as that once directed at hopefully. It seems to have become something of a linguistic shibboleth.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not accepting of the word 'irregardless' by the way. I just felt the need to point out that it was American in origin.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Also pointless but I'll say it anyway: the use of that word by me was done totally without thought, I never ever used to use it but yep - americanisms. Seep into the brain. No excuse, but there it is.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

There's a young fellow standing in front of the lizard king wearing a similar flannel shirt who's going "That shurr is purdy hair yo've got thar. ah reckon ah's a-gonna touch thet purdy hair." and the girl's looking at the camera like "He's about to touch my hair isn't he?"

Haha, yes! I didn't notice that kid until now but he is positively radioactive with adolescent lust for the redhead girl (and his mind is clearly not on Jesus).

Also, if you go from lizard king's right underarm, past the first head popping up, there's this gray-haired guy in a sportjacket who looks like a Jew going "Am I doing this thing right? What's supposed to happen now?"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I love watching footage of evangelicals in church with their swaying and arm-raising (Lizard King dude is par for the course). It's like a National Geographic expedition into a tribe that science and technology (and, uh, The Enlightenment) have not touched.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

their "church" looks like my grade school cafeteria

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2328/06ministerxlarge1eg1.jpg

http://www24.brinkster.com/virginsuicides/pics/main3.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 06:05 (eighteen years ago) link

flannel-boy in front doesn't have his mind on jesus either -- looks like he's got his mind on copping a feel.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

their "church" looks like my grade school cafeteria

Chruches that do not look like churches are par for the course in nu-Evangelical World. Studies have shown that religious symbols such as crosses or murals depicting biblical scenes scare potential church-goers away, so modern sanctuaries are usually do not have these, or if they do, they are not front-and-center.

― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Young, rosy-cheeked, blonde bartender at Grate's Silver Top in Fremont, Ohio, the other night was really hot, in a Pekadill's waitress kind of way (but presumably legal).

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, my parents used to go to a church that rented a building previously used an an elementary school. Lockers in the halls and everything. Services were, of course, conducted in the gym.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

actually, i thought that evangelical/pentacostalist churches were supposed to have kinda bare and simple interiors. as a sort of continuance of the old-school protestant/calvinist ideal, and as opposed to MTV cribs-style catholic or eastern orthodox churches?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I think in years since the Reformation all the mainline Protestant churches have reformed ties to visual art and music, and in some cases even dance (scandalous!). I'm sure there are exceptions in the fringe-ier denominations.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

haha ally i look nothing like that d00d

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

when the conservative wing of our church split from the mainline(taking my family with it), we had church in the local high school for two years while they built our new big church. The main services were held in the auditorium/theater.

I had AP English in the same room I had sunday school in, only 8 years later.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

New churches renting out public schools and movie theatres while they spend a few years (often a few decades) raising funds for a building of thier own is pretty common. Both have large rooms that sit empty on Sunday mornings.

But the photo in question is of an actual church, a church that is designed to look as far from a pimped-out Catholic sanctuary as possible. A church that is the forefront of a trend that brushes aside religious symbols in order to "not look too churchy." I'm not too keen on the fundamentals myself, but I think once you're tucking away crucifixes to make your place of worship look more appealing... i dunno, i think that's a little shady.

― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link

"not look too churchy."

haha i love that word. can't think of anybody but Homer Simpson whenever i hear it.

oh yeah, and my church went to a high school in 1984, fwiw.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

why wouldn't you want your church to look very churchy? i don't get evangelicism, i guess. i remember the first time i went into an eastern orthodox church, a small, relatively modest community church...my first reaction, based on the symbolic art painted all over, was "wow, these people are serious!"

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not a REAL church unless you can see the crucified Christs' ribs exposed through the lash-marks, IMHO. [/ex-Catholic]

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

that's pretty intense. [/never been Catholic]

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Out of a weird sick ex-Catholic perversion, I bought a bunch of the bloody Jesus candles at the grocery story when I lived in a Puerto Rican neighborhood. My favorite was "El mano de poder", which was a bloody hand with various saints balancing on each fingertip. My Catholic mom saw the candles and said, "Oh, that's nice!" However, when she actually looked at them, she became really uncomfortable.

― molly d (mollyd), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

A lot of evangelicals are poor, too. So you get the storefront churches and the Pentecostals in rented trailers (like my uncle, the raging hypocritical asshole).

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Evangelicals need to watch it that they don't "sound too churchy" either.

Maria- Whereas most Orthodox churches seek to serve a community/culture that have always been in the fold, Evangelicals are primarily concerned with bringing new, non-believing, un-churched people through thier doors and keeping them there (pls no discussion about passing the plate at this time).

The idea is that people who grew up in the Godless 2nd half of the 20th century are freaked out by religious imagrey and places of worship in General. Hence, you make your place of worship look more neutral, less religious, and above all else as comfortable as possible. It is my understanding that Willow Creek Church began this movement.

― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

From the looks of the photo that started this thread a primary concern for these churches is to be able to fit in about 30000 people

― badg (badg), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

That church has a membership of 14,000. Without looking at thier website, I'd guess they have three to five services a Sunday, and probably a few on the weekdays. So, it probably seats 5,000 - 10,000.

Also, due to the recent events, the day that photo was taken was an "over-flow standing room only" crowd. It's hard to tell, but it looks like the people in the photo are standing in an aisle.

They had to have paid off the fire marshall.

― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

I would have sex with all this ~~white~~ girls. Seriously, every five seconds on the streets of New York I pass a girl I wouldn't mind sleeping with. I be like damn!

― Hurting 2, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

dude you're in new york

― river wolf, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

But these girls you really have a chance with. All the guys are gay.

― humansuit, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

visiting nyc was the biggest disappointment, pussywise, of my life

― deeznuts, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

which is saying something

― deeznuts, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link

friday_daaaaaaamn.jpeg

(xposts i spent 10 minutes GISing for that shit)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no "chance" with any of them as I am married and intend to stay faithful. But that only gives me more confidence to walk tall and give them sly looks.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm also married and intend to stay faithful, but on the other hand there are gay prostitutes, massages, deep massages, and meth. It's a choice I'm going to have to really think deeply with God about.

― humansuit, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Fucking heat. Even the ones that don't look that good look good.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i went there in the middle of the summer & none of them looked good! what the fuck

― deeznuts, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

what abouts the flabbies?

― the table is the table, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I definitely saw a few chubby girls that I still wanted to do.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

when i was there last week i was quite taken with a few girls. on the other hand, i usually end up on the subway with tons of hot fags comin home from the pride parade, but this year, they were all fat puerto rican gays and quiet dumpy lesbians from jersey. very disappointed in our homosexuals this summer.

― the table is the table, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i can dig chubby girls, but only if they're black (i'm serious, don't want to discuss it, just a weird preference in chubby ladies).

― the table is the table, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I think your hot fags must have been on my train into Penn heading back to the city from Fire Island.

― ENBB, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

Just like that, Thotiana is cancelled pic.twitter.com/zZESmmBFbF
— D (@ImHatedByAll) January 31, 2019

― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:52 (five years ago) link

a thread from a different era

― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 January 2019 03:43 (five years ago) link

otm

― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 January 2019 03:53 (five years ago) link

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