Actress Katie Holmes watches from a window of Castello Odescalchi as her fiance Tom Cruise arrives for their wedding in the Italian lakeside town of Bracciano

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― gear (gear), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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― gear (gear), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

no photoshopped "help me" sign?

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

quite an actress

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Worst version of Jane Eyre yet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

how womantic

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Who could have predicted that her life and career would peak with Go?

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

well, she really is a terrible actress in anything I've ever seen her in.

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Who could have predicted that her life and career would peak with Go?

Me?

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

WINNAH

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFFLE

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't fret, Katie - there's only 999,999,999,999 years left on your billion-year contract!

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Sunday, 19 November 2006 05:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoops - 999,999,999 actually.

Still, it'll feel 999,999,999,999 with Tom!

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Sunday, 19 November 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It's funny that he's not on drugs. Why would you make the above expression unless you were drunk and high? He didn't win the Superbowl.

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

this is my favorite thread title ever.

― researching ur life (grady), Sunday, 19 November 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I dunno, I might make that expression that if I got to hump Katie Holmes ever night.

(Not saying that Tom is going to do that, through..)

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Sunday, 19 November 2006 09:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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― researching ur life (grady), Sunday, 19 November 2006 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if he clapped in that crazy ass way he does in every single movie. "Come on, COME ON, people you can do better than that."

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 19 November 2006 10:31 (seventeen years ago) link

That castle looked very much suited for an Eyes Wide Shut-style orgy, so I hope Will Smith fucked the snot out of T.C.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 November 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

The marriage is not legally valid in Italy (a civil ceremony would have been required) -- and thus also not legally valid in most US states. No need for a divorce when the contract ends.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:59 (seventeen years ago) link

they got married for reals in LA last week. the itallian wedding was strictly ceremonial.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:03 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost: So he tried a Mick Jagger then!

I was surprised she wore a wedding dress with Valenciennes lace. Usually this is a black lace.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Black Lace singing Agadoo?

― C J (C J), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if he clapped in that crazy ass way he does in every single movie. "Come on, COME ON, people you can do better than that."

My brother picked that habit up for a wee while (maybe from Rainman?). Anyway, "clap clap come ON people!" in the flesh = even more annoying. We almost fought over it.

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:30 (seventeen years ago) link

So did they strangle a cat or what? Pictures!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/6160600.stm

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

How did Tom get to be the same height as Katie?

― C J (C J), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:39 (seventeen years ago) link

scientologist brides get legs replaced by robot pistons (any size you want)

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

SCIENTOLOGY SHRUNK HER

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

beaten to the punch :-(

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Victoria Beckham was without footballer husband David after he was ordered back to Spain for a Real Madrid match.

What, ordered back by the King of Spain?

― g00blar (gooblar), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:46 (seventeen years ago) link

same difference.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:49 (seventeen years ago) link

The news that David had to go back was received by sattelite dish.

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― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://stylefrizz.com/img/katie-holmes-without-makeup.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 12 August 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

3 years pass...

― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 12 August 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i worry about her :(

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 August 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa she looks so much like Tom Cruise there I thought it was photoshopped. Uh... is it?

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 August 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I just saw this shitty, shitty movie called The Romantics that's coming out, sort of a pea-brained Whit Stillman's Big Chill Getting Married love triangle between her, Josh Duhamel and Anna Paquin (for real). At the very least, Tom Cruise hasn't crushed her ability to play Joey Potter.

― da croupier, Thursday, 12 August 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Ooh, threeway?

― Bag Smart, Street Stupid (Eazy), Thursday, 12 August 2010 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link

30 years pass...

― buzza, Thursday, 12 August 2010 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Friend who is costume designer for films had to work with KH recently (for Nanny Diaries, I think) and noted that she was lovely, but surrounded by private security teams who do 'sweeps' of rooms before she comes into them and are quite overbearing generally. She's worked with other people who you'd imagine would have a security element going on (currently working on a G Clooney film) but said she'd never seen anything like it.

― duchy of Pornwall (suzy), Thursday, 12 August 2010 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tom-cruise-secretly-dating-laura-prepon-2014174

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 17 April 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link

~~Actress Laura Prepon watches from a window of Castello Odescalchi as her fiance Tom Cruise arrives for their wedding in the Italian lakeside town of Bracciano~~ It's not gonna be like that, is it?

― keep calm and nahkchivan (how's life), Thursday, 17 April 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

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― keep calm and nahkchivan (how's life), Thursday, 17 April 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link

laura prepon is already deep in the xenu game, I think she won't be fleeing in the dead of night to another coast like Katie Holmes did. fingers crossed for this lovely couple.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 17 April 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link

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― imago, Thursday, 17 April 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link

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― slam dunk, Friday, 18 April 2014 01:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tom-cruise-secretly-dating-laura-prepon-2014174

Oh, come on!!! What part of "secret" don't you understand!??!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

SPOILER ALERT!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

So obv. it can't be a coincidence that TC keeps ending up with really tall women. Is it an effort to try to make him look taller, vis a vis matching lifts, or could that just be his thing?

Admittedly, this is TC we're taking, so the odds of it not being a "thing" are slim to none. The dude is rife with things.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 April 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link

TC and his Honeybear

― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link

all women are taller than TC, is the thing

― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

TC is taller than the average US woman

― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link

TC is taller than David Miscavige

― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:03 (ten years ago) link

John Travolta, however, is taller than theeumm buuthe

― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:05 (ten years ago) link

dating taller women just makes him look shorter

maybe it's some sexual proclivity none of us want to know about

― espring (amateurist), Friday, 18 April 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link

how tall was Paul Newman?

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 April 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

PN was 3 inches taller than TC

― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 April 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link

bc he ate his eggs you see

― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 April 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link

and since I can see where you are going with this, I'll just go ahead and let you know right now: TC is 2 inches taller than JTT

― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 April 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link

also Nicole Kidman > Laura Groupon > Mimi Rogers = Katie Holmes in height

― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 April 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link

So obv. it can't be a coincidence that TC keeps ending up with really tall women. Is it an effort to try to make him look taller, vis a vis matching lifts, or could that just be his thing?

It's because tall women are fucking hot, duh.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link

I'd like to think he's privately dressing them all up like his towering ideal, like James Stewart did in "Vertigo." Then he has them go out grocery shopping and stuff while he hangs back and spies on them. And I'd like to think this all takes place on a remote island soundstage built to resemble any number of big cities, populated only by Cruise, his mate and a bunch of mannequins.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

Or that.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link

It's because tall women are fucking hot, duh.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 12:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

occam's razor strikes again

― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link

Why is he compelled to marry them, though?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

maybe the church of scientology prefers to recruit tall women

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link

taller women are better able to handle the trillion year long contracts you have to sign to join the sea org

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

Someone has to be able to reach the cereal boxes

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

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