Things that are just bafflingly expensive

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i recently paid a lot of money. for concert tickets. i still feel kind of gross.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link

rly hoped that was gonna be 'silicon enema bulbs'

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

The absurdly expensive Magner's cider has been surpassed in UK pubs by Crabbe's Ginger Beer, which must cost about 10 pence a pint to make (carbonated water + alcohol + ginger flavouring?) and sells for about £4.

bham, Friday, 7 January 2011 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Pubs that sell nuts not in packets. I will happily be paid peanuts if they are from you.

Herr Kapitan Pugvosh (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 7 January 2011 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Because so much of the work of processing the peanuts has to be done by hand. The process goes like this:(6)

* The packet is plucked off the cardboard dispenser with a lady in a swimsuit on it.
* Bartender picks up the pack and tears open the packet.
* People put the nuts into a vending machine with a turny dial, where you put 50p in.
* People lay out in the sun, waiting for the need to get the peanuts.
* People vote on whos turn it is to go to the bar, make ribald jokes about wallets and moths and so on. They use a machine called an iphone to run an app. That is powered by their hands and feet. Except not the feet.
* Person gets the beers in, then returns with a 50p. Turns dial, gets nuts.
* People remove the less sweaty nuts from the hand of the person with a knife.
* People grade the nuts into one of 22 grades.
* I sigh, and then....

Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link

crabbe's is v nice tho

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

My season ticket this morning. Half an hour on the train to London - £305 a month.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

- anything to do with cars ffs

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

25 mins on the train to London = £344 from where I'm living.

Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link

*sigh*

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I did not like Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer the one time I tried it (costs so much I'm not buying another... well, not until I'm a bit tipsy) and its current success makes me sad, as I have been known to drink yr normal ginger beer with or without vodka in pubs and was beginning to see more pubs offering it, but now everywhere just stocks that instead

agrarian gamekeeper (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

bbq tipple of choice tbh

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus, those train prices :(

not_goodwin, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:27 (thirteen years ago) link

- anything to do with cars ffs

Ha, yes, was just about to say car tyres, having spent the morning googling the wild variation in prices between various makes and retailers following recent flat tyre.

ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:36 (thirteen years ago) link

My season ticket this morning. Half an hour on the train to London - £305 a month.

― Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 7 January 2011 21:07 (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

25 mins on the train to London = £344 from where I'm living.

― Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 21:10 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How in pink fuck do they justify that??

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Streets paved with gold at the other end.

ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

am currently nearin the end of a month without a car waiting til i could find/afford parts.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you get to take home some paving? Because bugger it I'm in.

xp

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

how long is a 'season' in rail terms

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Anything over a week, I think.

Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, for a week's ticket you still need a photocard.

Also:

Streets paved with gold at the other end.

― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:39 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, kinda.

Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

but how long does that season ticket last?

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Um, a week?

Or, a month / 3 months

Or, a year.

You sort of get economies of scale between a week to a month, or a month to a year.

Anything else is pretty much 3 months = 3 times the cost of one month, 6 months similar.

I could have dashed out and got a years ticket before the price increase, but I don't have that kind of spare change.

Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link

confused, just wonderin what you're getting for 355 quid

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link

mine's a monthly ticket. It's nearing the price I pay for my rent. The service is appalling in nearly every way BTW.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 7 January 2011 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The cost of that train pass is ridiculous. You can get an all-you-can ride pass from the most outlying suburban station to downtown Chicago for $217.35/month. Of course, our streets are paved with filthy snow and the stale crusts of discarded deep dish pizza, so.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 7 January 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

text messages

Kim, Friday, 7 January 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm actually thinking of moving job to some shitty place nearby instead of the nice place I work in London because of this.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 7 January 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

NYC unlimited use 30-day card just went up to $104 and we are collectively outraged but it sounds like NYC transit is the best deal out of all this deals...not counting distance traveled, extent of system, etc, cos I don't know how spread out other cities' systems are.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

shag rugs

johnny crunch, Friday, 7 January 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Not true!! I found a website for really reasonably priced ones, altho I can't speak to the quality.... hold on....

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.flokatirug.net/

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The product photos used throughout the site are pretty obviously from 1979 and I love them.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/orange_groovy.jpg

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

NYC unlimited use 30-day card just went up to $104 and we are collectively outraged but it sounds like NYC transit is the best deal out of all this deals...not counting distance traveled, extent of system, etc, cos I don't know how spread out other cities' systems are.

In Chicago, a 30-day unlimited pass for the city's transit system is $86 (and that's after a recent fair increase). The price I mentioned above is for regional commuter rail. Outrage = justified.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I was so disappointed with Crabbie's Ginger Beer. I love ginger beer and like to put whisky or vodka in it so alcoholic ginger beer sounds amazing. But it tastes like crap.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Ooohhh Jenny, okay! Didn't understand the diff. Commuter rail here is obscene.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Also that regional ticket cost is for if you're riding every day from, like, Kenosha. From the nearest 'burb it's under $100/month.

(Dark rum is also really good in ginger beer, FYI.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, and I'll quit braggin' 2011 after this one, but the city's transit fare is the same no matter where you travel w/in the system. So I can go from Evanston down to 95th for the same price I can go a half mile from my house to the site of the future Trader Joe's.

Huh. As much as I complain about the CTA, it's pretty cheap.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the buses are actually an option, from what I remember.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

crabbe's with whiskey = win

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG at that rug website. I grew up in a house where a white flokati rug with a glass and chrome round coffee table was the centerpiece of our living room no matter where we lived.

children with wasting diseases (Phil D.), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah the photography is so old, it's new again! <3

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

crabbe's with whiskey = win

Doesn't this completely defeat the point? Why not just get some Old Jamaica Ginger Beer and add whisk(e)y to it? Costs a lot less, tastes WAY better.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the buses are actually an option, from what I remember.

They are vital.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

many xp - laurel that rug site looks great!

johnny crunch, Friday, 7 January 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

ginger beer's expensive over here anyway tbh, the difference isnt huge.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Fair enough then, it's about 50p a can here.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shit, no. As a mixer in a bar here you're talking prob near enough two quid. Crabbes bottle much bigger too.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, in a bar it'd prob be more like £1.50, but Crabbie's is £4 so...

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i must look further into this, you're clearly not letting it go.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link


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