tipping

it was like all the anticipation and anti-climactic mess cleaning of a lapdance than ends in puke

what were you expecting?

something with a little more pizazz

something with a little more jizz, azz

Not going to criticise, it's not like I have a better stripper vomit story to tell. Thanks for sharing.

I fell in love with vomited on a stripper

maybe it ends with you being chased down the street by an angry bouncer (played by ving rhames? make a production note for the next meeting) and you stumble into ANOTHER strip club to hide and there you meet a stripper with a heart of gold who rebuffs your advances at first but eventually learns to love you, as you learn to love little horace, the six-year-old wisecracking genius son she's forced to strip for in order to pay for private school in a better neighborhood.

i'm just spitballing here. we could also probably get the fat guy from my name is earl for the bouncer if rhames is too expensive.

i think the bouncer needs to be black, otherwise he wont really seem threatening enough, the audience wld wonder why a cool tough guy wld even bother running and not like, punching the bouncer out.

also i do think its impt that we establish a fair market price for getting vomited on while at work

the movie would be called "Five Thousand Bucks" which is the amount frogbs's friend needs to come up with in order to keep the puked-on stripper's boyfriend from kicking the crap out of him. the climatic moment comes when he's forced to decide whether to steal the five grand from little horace's private school fund or take his beating like a man.

if a friend barfed on a stripper, i think i'd probably leave a couple 20s on the table and hit the door pronto. then again, i've only been to a strip club once (at a family member's bachelor party), and left quickly without the goad of barf, so what do i know?

seriously thinking about spending my two days off writing this script

frogbs i promise to cut you in on the profits if we can get apatow interested

How much does she make per dance and how many will she miss while she cleans up? Factor that in plus at least a 40% disgust fee.

strongo in case you didnt know ilx poster 'max' and i are bigshot hollywood producers: ANNOUNCEMENT - CALL FOR PITCHES - MAX AND LAMP FILM PRODUCTION COMPANY LLC & i think wed be very interested in your script

How much does she make per dance and how many will she miss while she cleans up? Factor that in plus at least a 40% disgust fee.

It was $20 or $30 I think, plus it was the end of the night so I would think she's got like one more in her. I like the calculation but there's gotta be like a $100 minimum there

you are a prince among mathemagicians

so happy

i hope this movie gets super famous and gets a "hangover 2" type sequel. "i can't believe you puked on ANOTHER stripper's tits, dude! man, we are in for it now"

wow this thread

i would never prostitute myself to write "five thousand bucks 2: five thousand more bucks"

The Five Thousand Buck Upchuck Part 2: Couldn't Wait in Kuwait

no.

Barman: let me guess, 'chunks on a stripper' is the name of your dog, right?
Frogbs: uh.....

i have no friends

― frogbs, Tuesday, March 8, 2011 10:34 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark

well this calls the whole premise of the movie into question now doesn't it

yeah but tbf neither had galafianakis's character in hangover

strongo u must join frogbs's wolfpack

i don't know what that means! i've never even seen the hangover! i feel like andy rooney!

in my day we did coke off strippers and lap dances cost a nickel

T/S "coke off" vs "vomit on"

vs both

"doing vomit on a stripper" sounds incredibly unappealing

well, for the stripper, sure

would have to be "coke off and vomit on" vs "staying at home"

for you or the stripper?

Crucial distinction.

would have to be a hell of a tip for the stripper. here's the question - how much would someone have to pay you to vomit on your naked body? that's how much you should tip for the stripper to "come out ahead", right?

how much would someone have to pay you to vomit on your naked body?

and to think ILX existed for 10 years without you

(which reminds me...)

every generation gets its own c-man

idg why someone would want to do it

I mean, would it be like performance art?

underrated ilx0rs I have showered with vomit

maybe we don't have to entertain all of frogbs's thought experiments

i disagree

Not going to criticise, it's not like I have a better stripper vomit story to tell. Thanks for sharing.

― i wanna be yr rhizome (seandalai), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:59 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

killing me :)

Strongo should srsly pitch Five Thousand Bucks to the Farrelly brothers.

itt frogbs instructs you how to get a ban

lol

he self-banned before his time had come.

goodnight, sweet prince. I hope that they tip you well past the pearly gates.

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