Pick Only One: Rocky movie

easiest vote ever

btw dudes rambo 4 will continue in the tradition of hilarious/awesome right-wing action porn

I like the one with the cross-dressing and a young Susan Sarandon in her underwear.

you're thinking of bull durham

I have watched Rocky V. Rocky III is the one I can never remember anything about other than Hulk "Thunderlips" Hogan and Mr. T are in it.

rocky v is pretty depressing.

Sylvester Stallone originally intended for Rocky to die after defeating Tommy Gunn in their streetfight, however, he had second thoughts and rewrote the ending, claiming "it would be like killing off Superman".

Richard: :-/
CRUEL GOD
11:08 PM u voted rockey 4 t/f?
me: t
duh
Richard: exactly
11:09 PM HEARTS ON FIRE
STRONG DESIRE
me: otm!!!
11:10 PM Richard: i listen now
11:11 PM DARKNESS CREEPS INTO YR SOULD :[
me: u_u
Richard: and removes the light of self-control
the cave that holds you captive has no doors
burnin' with determination
to even up the score
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hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
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hearts on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth draws near
11:12 PM ....:|
me: wau you are good at ikaraoke
Richard: time will not allow you to stand still, no
silence breaks the heart and bends the will
and things that give deep passions are your sword
rules and regulations have no meaning anymore
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me: o_O intense
Richard: hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth is here
is here
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me: yay!~
Richard: hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
11:13 PM ^_^
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me: i post this to rocky thread y/n
Richard: :D
y
hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
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<3hearts on fire <3
me: WAU
11:14 PM Richard: NOW HE IS ON MOUNTAINS

um:

Poe (2007)

Director:
Sylvester Stallone
Writer:
Sylvester Stallone
Release Date:
25 December 2007 (USA) more
Genre:
Biography / Drama / Mystery more
Plot Outline:
A chronicle of the legendary American writer's life, from his famous works and bouts with madness and depression, to his mysterious death in 1849.

rocknrollrebel (Sat Apr 28 2007 18:25:02 )
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However, my choice today is also fairly simple. Don't laugh, hear me out. Adam Sandler. I know he looks nothing like Poe, but makeup can do magic, and he definetley has the talent to play the part. Have any of you seen Punch-Drunk Love or Reign Over Me? If you haven't, please do so before you post a bunch of ignorant replies and please remember that until Philadelphia and Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks was known as a comedic actor.

ridingxlightning (Mon Apr 30 2007 10:36:34 )
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you should seriously kill yourself...

I think I've seen the first four as a kid, but number IV is the only one I have any clear memories of, and Dolph Lundgren is indeed awesome in it, so it gets my vote.

I > II > VI > IV > III > V

u mad?

No. It was a toss up between the first two, and the first takes it because he doesn't win and Second = no surprises. Both have Mickey and Paulie in spades. Five is beyond shit. Three and Four are spectacular and stupid and great and shit in equal measure but Four has the better bad guy and a brilliant fight sequence. That only left fitting Six in somewhere and I decided to put maudlin sentimentality above Survivor and US flag waving.

I've only seen 5 and 6 once each and I've seen the rest loads so my opinion might change on repeated watching, which isn't going to happen with 5.

Two! By miles!

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"Rocky I" goes the distance, but loses in the end.

how could n e one not voet for rockay 4

I'm kind of shocked that Rocky 2 only got one vote.

yeah i totally thought that would be placed higher than III.

i guess this says more about the average age of ILXers. probably the first one we all saw at the movies was 'iv'? so maybe that's it. although 'iv' is ace.

first mickey
now apollo creed
who shall be next in this carousel of death
who must next be sacrificed at the altar of boxing
before we realise we're killing the best damn men we have
i can't take it anymore

i want to believe that mickey died for something
or that if there's a heaven then fucking mickey is there
chatting about great fights
but what if he is just in a hole in the ground
rotting

clubber lang, a violent fighter
he wanted to sleep with rocky's wife
he lost the fight but 10 more clubber langs replaced him
like hydras
when will this deadly dance of violence end
at what price a peace for rocky??

I learned everything I know from Mickey
but then Apollo taught me more
Is my knowledge greater than my self?
This is what I must learn from Drago

rocku

people say trailers ruin movies by giving away too much these days. it's true, but even the posters gave the endings away in the 80s!

http://www.impawards.com/1985/posters/rocky_iv.jpg

Wow, what shitty marketing! I had no idea a new movie was in the works or that this Creed movie had anything to do with Rocky until I saw a review this morning. Not that a new Rocky movie is the most exciting prospect in 2015, but it still pays to maybe hype the franchise a little more.

not even the fine fine fine Michael B Jordan can get me to pay to see this

...but the reviews are overwhelmingly good, incl AO Scott.

It is a pleasure to watch Mr. Stallone amble through a movie with nothing much to prove. He is at his best when he works comfortably within his limitations as an actor. Mr. Jordan’s limitations, in contrast, have yet to be discovered. With every role, he seems to delight in the unfolding of his talent, and to pass his excitement along to the audience.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/25/movies/review-in-creed-rockys-back-as-a-mentor-not-a-fighter.html

even Brody on board!

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/creed_2015/reviews/?type=top_critics

On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has a rating of 94%, based on 93 reviews

0_o

Seems like the very definition of a sleeper.

No idea where you are living but I can literally not escape marketing for this movie.

I'm in Chicago and I don't think I've seen any actual marketing at all. I saw it in the movie listings and stumbled upon a review for it elsewhere. Otherwise, I would've had no idea it existed.

I was driving through Westwood last week and stumbled on the premiere.. I heard the movie was a possibility, had no idea it was actually released.

Sylvester Stallone, best supporting actor says the National Board of Review. Clear your supplements shelves for some career achievement awards, Sly.

someone report on Phylicia Rashad's performance in this film.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Oscar1991poster.jpg

I see the subway ads for this a lot but it def took me a while before I realized it was a Rocky movie.

Can confirm this movie is awesome. Seeing it in a crowded, cheering movie theater is a lot of fun

This was pretty great overall. Some fantastic boxing cinematography, good performances, followed the Rocky tropes nicely without being too contrived most of the time. Premise was a little bit of a stretch but I was able to suspend disbelief most of the time. Kind of wish they went for a more Rocky (I)-like ending, was a bit hard to believe, including the fight itself -- I'm no boxing expert but it looked like both were taking an unrealistic amount of punishment.

Also some Hollywood moments I could do without (no pun intended) but Hollywood gonna Hollywood.

Surprised how little this is getting discussed. Is there another thread?

dont think so, one mid-'70s adolescent resurrection at a time i guess

Was teary-eyed throughout the last two-thirds of this.

I really think Rocky wd've heard "O.G." in Philly sometime in the last 30 years tho.

btw that first "one-take" (yeah right) fight kicks the ass of anything in MM: Fury Road.

was talking to my son about this and pondering why in the interests of realism there aren't any boxing movies where the title bout is terrible and ends with a bullshit points decision just like in real life.

Great Variety intvw with Coogler

i got a chuckle out of Rocky telling Adonis doing pushups in the hospital "try that one-handed"

FWIW I think the Wepner-Ali fight, which was the loose inspiration for the original, involved Wepner taking a p ridiculous number of punches and standing up for a godawful long time.

the Bayonne Bleeder. also a forger.

and to be played by Liev Schreiber!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bleeder

from the director of Monsieur Lazhar and featuring an actor portraying Stallone - interesting!

first Liev played a hockey goon and now Wepner; must pay better than Shakespeare.

i had forgotten he knocked Ali down.

wepner was fat, ugly and sweaty. Schreiber is an odd choice.

Hollllywood

one of the annoying prosaic throwaways in Creed was TV commentary on how Apollo's love child would "damage his legacy." Marital infidelity and numerous baby-mamas weren't really a problem for Ali. I guess they just wanted to keep Phylicia Rashad vulnerable.

Ali claims he stepped on his foot

that's so racist, Oscar

Wow, yeah. A shut-out for everything but the old white dude.

It's boilerplate, but I thought "Creed" was great boilerplate. Might have made an even better Netflix miniseries, though, build up the relationships and romance a bit better rather than jam all that melodrama into one film, plus cancer. Stallone was great, I thought, the Oscar nom template (a la Paul Newman and a few others) of an actor returning to a role whose history and wrinkles dovetail perfectly with the actor's.

had a home rewatch of Creed, holds up nicely

plz don't do any more, tho

strange

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-23/turkey-orders-probe-for-banner-at-galatasaray-match-shares-fall

hmmmm, watch out for that well....

Steven Caple Jr. will direct Michael B. Jordan and Sylvester Stallone in Creed 2, “with production expected to start in spring 2018.” Ryan Coogler, “who directed Creed [2015], is expected to join in an executive producer role . . . The upcoming installment follows Adonis Creed (Jordan)’s life inside and outside of the ring as he deals with new-found fame, issues with his family, and his continuing quest to become a champion. . . . Caple recently wrote HBO’s high-profile Emmett Till project, produced by Will Smith and Jay-Z.”

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/creed-2-director-steven-caple-jr-1202626542/

gotta think the SON OF DRAGO angle will sink this one

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/michael-b-jordan-risks-everything-avenge-dads-death-new-creed-ii-trailer-173440717.html

i dunno, feels like there’s enough anti-russian sentiment floating around the us right now to make it a slam-dunk hit

cant believe i never put in a stirring defence of iii itt

the only bad rocky is rocky v

yeah bg, i meant sink it for me

the villain will probably be trained by Jill Stein

I'm no boxing expert but it looked like both were taking an unrealistic amount of punishment.

One hallmark of boxing movies is that every punch is amplified to the point where it sounds like the sound effects were recorded by slamming the carcass of a walrus with a baseball bat.

So hey, I thought I must've seen at least one Rocky when I was a kid but I just blasted through 1-3 yesterday and I'm pretty sure that (aside from a smattering of iconic scenes that have seeped into the public consciousness) I've never actually watched any of them previously. They're great! There's obviously at least a whiff of fromage wafting from 3 but it's still damn entertaining (and like Weathers and Meredith and even Mr. T are all v compelling to watch). Maybe I've seen 4? I feel like I remember more about that one but I might be thinking of the Mad Magazine parody.

Also surprised to realize that Stallone actually directed most of them. He's not bad, that Sly! I wondered why he didn't branch out more and take advantage of the sequels' success to snag some more directorial gigs but then remembered, oh yeah, Stayin' Alive.

Never did make that stirring defence of iii but its legit a movie that stands up on its merits imo, the nutcase stuff with the hulkster os cut through p quickly with how badass mr t is and you just cant argue with weathers/stallone as a pairing from then on

The bros mac still use rockys ring banter from iii interalia whenever possible

so weird how the original rocky and the original rambo are both such small, character-based dramas, given what they both turned into

The more low-key character-based material in the first two helps lay the groundwork that lets 3 get away with being mostly fights and training montages and scenes of cutoff-clad Rocky and Apollo cavorting in the surf to the tune of 'Playing With the Boys'. Sometimes the meat is all you need.

I might have to give the Rambos a try after I make my way through this entire saga (have seen only my beloved First Blood a dozen or so times, expect to be thoroughly disappointed by the rest).

Yeah ive never seen a rambeau but have those and the new planet of the apes movies all lined up

nu-Apes are aces!

So Rocky IV is very entertaining but much less good. It's basically a Golan & Globus Rocky movie (it's surely no coincidence that the stars went on to Cannon's Over the Top and Masters of the Universe in subsequent years). I don't believe I have actually seen it before because I think I would remember batshit things like Paulie's robot and Rocky ending the Cold War with his boxing. I've been a geat fan of the 'montage anthem' soundtrack for some time but I had no idea that there was actually a montage for all eighteen montage anthems. Lotta filler in this thing. Lotta filler.

I swear to god, one of the sound effects used when Drago punches Rocky in the face was a frickin' bowling ball knocking down pins. If that isn't art then I'm gonna need someone to explain art to me.

Rocky V is the Force Awakens of the franchise (assuming a later entry doesn't wind up being even more Force Awakens-ish). After three installments of Stallone handling the reins himself (and rather adroitly, I must say), Avildsen comes back and spends the first half taking a 'hey, remember this?' tour as he recreates shots from the first film. And then the ending streetfight with Rocky's hayseed protege-cum-nemesis is just completely ludicrous. But it contained the seed of a better movie and it wasn't nearly as bad as I'd been led to believe. Still, it doesn't bode well when the best scene in the movie is Burgess Meredith's flashback cameo.

Oi

TFA is great

at least Force Awakens was full of action scenes. the high point of Rocky V is a ......street fight?

the end of Tommy Morrison's life was pretty weird and tragic. years of allegedly denying he was HIV positive, until he finally progressed to AIDS, and his own wife denied that he had it until he died.

If you want to see Rocky's ten-year-old son engage in roughly 3x more fights than Rocky himself does, then this is the Rocky for you!

and *that* actor (Sage Stallone, his real life son) is also dead, and died tragically a year before Morrison! movie is cursed!

I know Richard Gant (the Don King stand-in) mainly from Jason Goes to Hell so I spent the entire film expecting/hoping that he would eventually graphically feast on someone's heart.

I only learned about Tommy Morrison (and was reminded about Sage) after watching the movie. Was wondering why I never saw either of them in anything else.

i mean they didn't die five minutes after the movie

not literally

first 3 Rockys are v enjoyable, i love going back and rewatch

Rocky IV is what happens when a studio does not understand its franchise. Rocky V is ok but i feel like it’s not as good as I ~want~ it to be

i dont like Balboa

i heartily recommend Creed

Creed 2 is fine but it aint no Creed :/

I'm plowing through the whole shebang! Couldn't get my gf onboard for the straight-up Rocky installments (even though Karate Kid is like her favorite movie ever and I was all 'But Avildsen! And underdogs fulla heart fightin' their way to glory!') but I think she's gonna give the Creeds a shot.

Maybe Creed will be the thing that gets her to go back & give the Rockys another chance

Karate Kid 3 = Rocky IV but with like 50% ~less~ reason to watch. God it’s so terrible.

mr veg likes the rocky movies but cant get with the karate kid movies - but he does enjoy Cobra Kai

Rocky Balboa is the alternate universe Force Awakens of the franchise, featuring an aged Luke mooning around Tatooine and, because they couldn't manage to snag Carrie Fisher, they settled on bringing back...oh, let's see...Wuher the cantina-keep and Momaw Nadon Hammerhead? Which is to say its insistence upon referencing the past maybe outpaces its ability to reconstruct a past worth referencing. When it stops trying to shoehorn tertiary characters from the original film into the narrative and allows itself to be Rocky: The Retirement Years, it's fine if nothing to write home about. The fight at the end suffers a bit from being more obviously staged.

'That PS2 cutscene has got people curious!'

rocky 1 is s great film. the sequels cheapen it, but rocky iv is notable in itself as, like, definitive cold war kitsch

its insistence upon referencing the past maybe outpaces its ability to reconstruct a past worth referencing

Lyfe man

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All right, respect to Stallone, I read up and discovered that all the boxing was in fact real and not staged at all. I guess you have to stage a cinematic fight to make it look real.