vaginas are not clown cars

shub-niggurath

googled for record most children born to one woman and the answer is 69. with lots of multiple births.

oh damn that sounds so horrible O_O 69 kids!!!!

someone should have said 69 to her before she started

ha it was in 18th century russia. i suspect given the choice she would not have had *quite* that many

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feodor_Vassilyev
it's true if wikipedia says so right

I wonder if once you're on your 20 something kid, labor just becomes a little inconvenience and nbd. The kids probably just sorta slip right out by that point.

Seriously though after so many kids I wonder what the state of her uterus/cervix is like and whether that might have contributed to such an early arrival this time.

the mind reels

here's an article! http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=1604457

but this one had nothing to do with her uterus, she had a c-section because of pre-eclampsia after gall bladder surgery

i guess being pregnant is bad for your gall bladder

Ahhh, I hadn't read anything about that other than on this thread so I didn't know why she delivered so soon.

yeah i can't turn myself away sometimes :/

HUGE MULTIPAROUS is kind of a great term.

Feodor Vassilyev (Russian: Фёдор Васильев) (1707–1782) was a peasant from Shuya, Russia. Though not noteworthy himself, his first wife (whose name is unknown) set the record for most children birthed by a single woman. She gave birth to total of 69 children; however, few other details are known of her life, such as her date of birth or death. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69 children born survived infancy.

ah my second wife ol whats-her-face had like 70 kids its true

69? Why can't I stop giggling at that nr. Oh right yeah.

clownar vehicularity of the vagina may be hereditary:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43422853/ns/today-parenting/

#20 is expected in April 2012 !

NSFW: http://ngiley.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sex-with-car.jpg

clown cars are not vaginas

God, there's nothing more revoltingly precious than naming your kids with the same letter.

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Go and sit on the stairs!

Oh god a friend of mine posted a mini-rant on Facebook about how selfish this family is and how awful it is when the world is overpopulated as it is. Wow, I could never have anticipated the virtiol she got for that, like I've never seen so many torqued off women angrily firing off missives in ALL CAPS about "how dare you dictate how many children a family has" blah blah.

Well, label any set of people for being 'selfish', particularly on Facebook, and that's what will happen.

It was more just the quantity and the tone of the responses that surprised me.

There are reasons against having a lot of kids, but ultimately it is up to the couple to decide the amount of kids they have (or not have). It is their choice. I would not ever want to be in her place. I love kids, but I would never have 20 kids. There's a limit (in my opinion): you can only give so much attention. I remember my gran once saying that her mother had way too many and that it must have been hell raising'em all. (About 12 in total.) My cousin said she felt lost out since she has about 5 siblings (?).

One thing my wife and I have in common is if you go back a few generations, there's one family that had a large number of children. Making the 'family tree' chart unmanageably wide.

I think Queen Victoria had a few kids yeah?

Anyway, back to the clown cars... or is it, um,

Well I'm certainly not advocating some government mandate on number of children allowed per family, but I'm more bothered by the idea behind these super Christian "breeders" who are driven by the need to populate the earth with more "good Christians". That doesn't seem like a valid reason to continue having kids.

Thing is, if you have too large a family, there's nobody in town you are allowed to shag marry.

I still think Michelle probably has a pregnancy fetish.

I despise these people

Oh god a friend of mine posted a mini-rant on Facebook about how selfish this family is and how awful it is when the world is overpopulated as it is. Wow, I could never have anticipated the virtiol she got for that, like I've never seen so many torqued off women angrily firing off missives in ALL CAPS about "how dare you dictate how many children a family has" blah blah.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 10:08 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Your friend is right. These people are disgusting and irresponsible and in this day in age there really is no good justification for having an excessively large family but I'm not surprised that she got shit for saying that. I've gotten shit for voicing similar myself from people who get either really defensive or assume that automatically means I'm in favor of laws restricting the number of kids someone can have which, of course, I'm not.

It's kind of understandable to be defensive if people are telling parents of large families they, morally, shouldn't have had one or more of the children they obviously love. It's such an emotive argument, and one expressed so badly online in a lot of cases, i can see why people might snap back even when it's a legitimate point sensitively made.

Well, yeah.

I am not in favor of laws restricting how many children a woman can have which is precisely why I feel very free to voice my opinion that ppl who have large broods make me wonder about their psychological state and make me question how much real thought they've given to the actual lives of their kids.

My ex-wife's mother was one of 17 kids; very Catholic peasant stock. It's weird how many can die and there's still a huge family.

The parents of these excessively large families seem to be addicted to the process of having babies. It's like Logan's Run, but once a child reach the age of 3, the kid is suddenly transformed into the caretaker of the next kid. Mom & Dad must be delegating a hell of a lot to make time for all that baby making.

really only need to schedule time once every 9-12 months.

Hmm, so while preg and during b-feeding, no 'eggs' are released, right?

So, does that process of having an enormous amount of kids put off the menopause?

Hmm, so while preg and during b-feeding, no 'eggs' are released, right?

I wouldn't rely on the second half of that statement

I'm not.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/religious-right-leader-sued-sexual-battery-treating-young-follower-personal-sex-object

In a bombshell lawsuit that exposes the shocking ways women are treated in the Quiverfull movement — the patriarchal program popularized by the Duggar family and its TLC reality show 19 Kids and Counting — attorneys representing Lourdes Torres have revealed details of the abuse she received from Doug Phillips of Vision Forum.

The lawsuit [PDF], which includes counts of sexual battery and assault, details the “inappropriate, unwanted, and immoral sexual acts committed by Douglas Phillips against Ms. Torres,” noting that Phillips “methodically groomed Ms. Torres” since she was 15 years old “so that she would eventually participate in illicit sexual rendezvous with him promising that she could one day marry him” and “repeatedly told Torres that this was possible because his wife, Beall Phillips, was going to die soon.”

Phillips, one of the most prominent leaders of the Quiverfull movement, last year admitted to having “a lengthy, inappropriate relationship with a woman.” Phillips is extremely close to the Duggar family. In 2010, Torres was featured at the end of a video message at Phillips’ “Baby Conference” thanking Michelle Duggar, to whom Phillips had presented a “Mother of the Year” award.

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/religious-right-leader-sued-sexual-battery-treating-young-follower-personal-sex-object#sthash.t9YQCPrI.dpuf

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/168000-lifepetition-supporting-the-duggars-surpasses-anti-duggar-petition-t

https://www.lifesitenews.com/petitions/defend-the-duggar-family

"liberal extremists" have a problem with clown car mom opposing a transgender bill.

Josh Duggar, one of the members of the family that stars in TLC's "19 Kids and Counting" ... was the subject of a police investigation for allegedly sexually molesting 5 girls, some of whom are his sisters.
The story was broken by In Touch Weekly, but TMZ has confirmed with law enforcement that Josh Duggar -- who was around 14 at the time -- was the alleged molester against 5 girls starting in 2002.
According to the police report, Josh fondled the genitals and breasts of the girls, some of whom were sleeping, but sometimes they were interacting with him ... in one case reading a book.
There was another reported incident 9 months later. According to the police report, the police were not immediately contacted. Instead, Jim Bob, the dad, met with church elders and agreed Josh should be put in a treatment program. The police report says Josh's mom, Michelle, said it wasn't really a treatment center ... they simply sent Josh to a guy who was remodeling a building to do manual labor.
In 2006, the family was scheduled to appear on "Oprah," and before the show someone sent an email to Harpo warning that Josh had molested girls. Harpo forwarded the email to a hotline, which triggered a police investigation.
Cops wanted to question Josh, but Jim Bob lawyered him up and Josh declined the invitation.
Josh, who is now 27, apparently cannot be charged because the statute of limitations has run.
As for the Duggars, one of the family members told investigators, "this entire incident had brought the family closer to God" ... this according the police report.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/21/josh-duggar-sex-scandal-sexually-molested-minor-girls-sisters-19-kids-and-counting-tlc/#ixzz3anqo2BCB

assholes tried to cover it up and endangered any kids this asshole anti-gay activist came in contact with.

I like how they sent him to a state trooper they knew for a stern talking to - and that state trooper is now doing 56 years in prison on child porn charges

oh how that "stern talk" must have gone

When Josh returned, the Duggars still did not contact authorities. Instead, they took him to Arkansas State Trooper Jim Hutchens's home. He was a Duggar family friend. According to the report, Hutchens did not take any official action and instead gave Josh a "very stern talk." In Touch reports that Hutchens is now serving 56 years in prison for child pornography.

Stern talking to: "Don't get caught"

really surprised this thread wasn't started by D@n P3rry

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