The place to request photoshops from the beloved poster who brought us Tuomas is Real and its followup Tragic Thongs of Life as well as playing the Jonathan Winters role on The It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, 99 Cent CD Firesale On Amazon Thread. But please be nice to him, as he lives in an out of the way place without much social contact.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 06:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I started this thread so I could request Raggett Brain as featured on this thread
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 06:30 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha, fuck you Ken. :-)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/RaggettBrain.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Thank you very much, Mr. C.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I've done better. The Ned purple-tie pic floating around out there is so overcompressed.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
That makes me wonder if Purple Rainggett might work.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought of another Tuomas/Louvin mashup, Lash on the Barrelhead, but I don't think it's going to work.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 4 January 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link
That new Ned-as-Roxy pic might make a better Raggett Brain.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 4 January 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Where is it?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 4 January 2008 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link
what do you look like in the year 2008?
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 4 January 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Rock you should post the one you made as a postcard for me. Thats gonna go up on my new postcard wall at some point soon!
― Trayce, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/TraycePostcard-1.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Bottom right, Arlo is saying to Janis "I thought I heard you putting on black underwear."
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
That Arlo. He so loves to fuck.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 January 2008 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Dr Rock H, Please to photoshop Hot Buttered HOOS for this thread.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Hot Buttered HOOS
Eyes, goggles.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/arlonjanis2008458440410.gif
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/HotButteredHoos.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
:-D
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Just steendrive on by.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought about putting a "LOL" birthmark on his head.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Hooserbolicsyllabicsesteenalymistic
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link
HOOSStax
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link
By The Time Hoos Drives to Steenix
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Steen Onions.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link
These are really awful.
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link
We need a thread for these like that rejected JBR screennames one
Or we could just keep doing it here.
I was about to apologize for the awfulness, but why start now?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I could have revived this thread, but I confirmed why I didn't when I opened and hurt my eyes reading my previous posts.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Plus I didn't want to draw fire of one of Ned's Comic Timing Improvement Posts he seems to direct my way every once and a while.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I can't stop laughing at that pic.
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link
ISAAC HOOS is the key.
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Black HOOSes
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
from the beloved poster who brought us Tuomas is Real
What's this, I don't remember?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link
It was on secret louvin brotherz borad.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/tuomasisreal3.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, Christ!
Some extra hands on the girl's shoulders though.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:17 (fifteen years ago) link
spooky.
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought about putting a "LOL" birthmark on his head. Maybe you should have put a ^^this on there.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 17 April 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Please to create some form of birthmarked HOOS Buttered HOOS for poll closing tomorrow.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 18 April 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry, too many work deadlines -- the photo-shop is closed for a few days.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 18 April 2008 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link
OK, sorry for being a pest.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 18 April 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
No prob! I'd do it if I had time.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 18 April 2008 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Another request, if you can find the time: Two B.E.M.s from here or elsewhere plus Tracer Hand, shopped into a Sergio Leone film poster for The Good, The Bad and The Slugly.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Hello, Old Friend. I hope you had a good Father's Day. I have just thought of a photoshop that would be perfect for you unique talents. I know you are very busy, but I will put the request in anyway. For this thread if you could change Gloryhallastoopid into Googlehallastoopid. Thanking you in advance, assuming you find the time.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
It's nice to be wanted.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Thanks.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't kill me, looks great, but now I think it should've been "hEllastoopid"
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/googlehallastoopid-1.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Thanks. I'll try to reuse it after that thread dies down.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I think I've lost my fastball. I haven't done anything as good as the Breakdancin' Ken pics and the Lovesexy/Lovecrafty cover.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't remember the Lovecraft one.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't if it's gonna work, but if and when you get a chance, see if you can photoshop Standing On The Verge Of Getting It Thong.
― Retrato Em Redd E Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 21 September 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear Mr Hardy,If you have time could you please photoshop L'il Ken C somersaulting on the conveyor belt of the library sorting machine featured here? What's wrong with these people who don't know how to use a library?
Regards,JR & Bs
― Poldark City (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 September 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/libraryken.jpg
― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 2 September 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I would just like to say to Z S that I have Breakin' Ken available as a no-background photoshop layer if you'd ever like to make gifs of him dancing around and flying into things.
― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 2 September 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks! :D
― Poldark City (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 September 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it is best if we stick to a world where no one but Rock Hardy is able to use photoshop. just in case.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Friday, 3 September 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I always forget that you're Rock Hardy, WmC.
― a Bud Light Chelada 22 oz. on a sort of a date (kkvgz), Friday, 3 September 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Josef K-Doe (WmC), Monday, July 4, 2011 8:21 PM (4 minutes ago)
Loving your current screen name
― Safe European HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
My wife had never heard of Ernie before, so she was like "eh, whatever" at this one.
― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link
But has your, um, mother-in-law heard of him?
― Safe European HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha...nah, she never listened to anything but hymns and an Eddy Arnold 8-track.
― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
Your conveyor belt Ken C get the highest mark from amateurist: What's wrong with these people who don't know how to use a library?I know you hate requests for the jazz poll thread, but do you think you might find some time before the finish to do a Kind of HOOS shop?
― Hipster Shake Boogie (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
possibly...point me to some good WDYLL pics of hoos?
― Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
I'll try. So far all I got is this:http://i55.tinypic.com/15ybxw0.jpgfrom WDYLL is an August 2011 avowal of vanity
― Olivia Newsun John (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, same threadhttp://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/310602_949814631955_25401576_41864982_1903048_n.jpgWDYLL is an August 2011 avowal of vanity
― Olivia Newsun John (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
No shop requests, just a revival to emphasize first part of thread title.
― Stumpy Joe's Cafe (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 June 2012 11:03 (eleven years ago) link
Awwww, thanks!
My 'shop skills are deteriorating.
― Biff Wellington (WmC), Thursday, 21 June 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
No request but I now have a mental image of Tuomas riding that NYPL conveyor belt.
― Orpheus in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
Maybe something for this thread: Pitchfork's Chris Ott takes No Prisoners
― Skatalite of Dub (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 December 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
I watched that video, and I can barely figure out what the hell he's talking about, much less figure out what pixels to push around that would be relevant to it. I've gotten really stupid in my dotage.
― Servings Per Container: 736 (WilliamC), Monday, 2 December 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
Just thinking you should add his head to the figure on the cover of the Lou Reed live album that the thread title accidentally references
― Skatalite of Dub (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 2 December 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
My new screen name inspired by an old one of yours.
― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link
Cool. Some Ernie K-Doe related name? I don't remember.
― 330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:08 (ten years ago) link
― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
Ah, that rings a bell now.
― 330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
David Crosby's If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D?
― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link
Have you listened to Caetano Veloso's White Album yet?
― Nobodaddy's Fule (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link
No, but I will this afternoon. Do you rate it high among his records?
― My name is Donald J. Trump, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. (WilliamC), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link
That's my personal favorite, although I haven't listened to everything, and probably the most Tropicalia sounding. Produced by Rogério Duprat. Some really catchy songs that ended up being covered by other artists, such as the fado "Os Argonautas," which quotes Pessoa quoting some Roman admiral or general, covered by Elis Regina, and the palindromic "Irene" (Irene ri) covered by Vinicius de Moraes, who you may remember from his stint as a Rio Olympics mascot.
― Nobodaddy's Fule (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
Really tasty, thanks! I'd heard "Alfômega" many times in the past but the rest was new to me. I'll probably listen to it again tonight when I go back to work.
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
Forgot he does a famous, oft-quoted tango on there, "Cambalache." Think I may have quoted it at lunch today.
― Nobodaddy's Fule (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link
Very sorry to hear about your neighbor: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/local/mississippi
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 09:00 (seven years ago) link
Awww, yeah, Test...one of those beloved local characters. Didn't have a car so you'd see him walking everywhere with his stuff in a Dollar General bag. He had two basset hounds that died within a week of each other and he just went downhill fast after that. Really loved those dogs.
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link
Crazy thing is I knew a guy from school with the same name who recently passed. I think he was living in Ada, Minn.
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link
Sending many birthday *huggles* your way
― Oklahoma Nighttoad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link
What did you think of The Small Back Room?
― Steely Rodin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 December 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link
I thought it was really good, though I'm partial to Powell/Pressburger and am pretty blind to any faults they may have. (Still couldn't finish Tales of Hoffman, though.) I really liked its relatively unmelodramatic take on alcoholism -- Sammy keeping the bottle front and center and not hiding (from) it. Great German-expressionism dream sequence. I thought David Farrar and Kathleen Byron were great in Black Narcissus and liked that Powell put them in the leads in very different roles. The thermos-bomb plot is a bit thin and nonsensical from most angles, but ultimately it does make sense that the Defense Ministry would want to know how they're built even if the advice to the public wouldn't change -- "hey, don't touch that, call the local Home Guard."
― WilliamC, Monday, 25 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
Thanks so much for your excellent work on Wishin' and Votin' - the BURT BACHARACH SONGBOOK Poll Results
― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 17 May 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link
It was fun! And tiring. I think I've finished every poll I ever had a mind to run, and so for at least until tomorrow, I'lllll never run a poll agaiiiiiiiiiin, etc etc
― WmC, Friday, 17 May 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link
Sorry to burst your bubble with a pin b-b-but...
― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 May 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cabWLyM2Mgc
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