guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

are you going to ask about where to get drugs on this thread too?
and since you started at least one thread about craigslist I'm just going to have to assume you're kidding, here

this a v v important question. thanks, jon.

the answer is to go to bars in working neighborhoods instead of whatever po-faced residential dives you go to normally and then scope

how old til they're cougars proper?

THAT is the more important question

go on.

xxpost go to bed u r nearly there!

I also enjoy the concept of dudes in their late 20s acting like a thirtysomething hitting on them is being a cougar

GIVE IT UP, SEX MACHINE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0zsNukwNQM

you are such a hater.

yeah the way I tried to honestly respond to his sexist dickhead question with the bare minimum of bile and condescension despite my relative disgust at the whole misogynist concept of "cougaring" clearly identifies me as a "hater"

I suppose the reverse of "cougar" is just "pervert" except we still regard dudes who hook up with women 15+ years younger than them as "awesome"

You assume the premise of the thread was serious?

kudos on telex video :D

heh hi dere

Also Watching Now(1)
wizardishungry

hi

I'm DJing at a Women's Studies student party, what tunes would you recommend?

Cougars aren't real; the USA Today told me so.

"cougar" is kind of a fucking gross & dumb term

the North of 14th Street tribute thread

jon knowing what little I do actually know about you I had to assume this question was at least formulated seriously, even if posting it to the internet was meant with purely jocular intent

yes abbott that is true.
although Ocean's 13 put it to good use

It seems like the old thing where people say "I was just kidding" after they are met with a reaction they don't like.

A friend of mine was an extra in some movie called "The Cougar Club" and was on set watching carrie fisher do a doggie style scene

Tom, I am merely curious about touchpoints on the subject

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/stories/2005/jul/3/spt_wsupic3_07-03-2005_I64UFAO.jpg

well, at least i have *my* dignity

http://home.eol.ca/~dord/movie.jpg

The word just makes me think of that lady from "What Not to Wear" being like, 'Oh you SO didn't you could look SO sexy in this blazer tho you hot man." Blech.

And I can't say I totally dig the whole 'women who want sex after 30 are on the prowl catty fiends" or "they has sex=shockah!"

OTOH maybe JW wants to meet BYU students:

http://www.teamblanketstore.com/college/byu.gif

Hint: the college is in Provo, UT.

*scribbles*

catsup dude goes to provo: the miniseries

Maybe you want to meet 3rd grade soccer team students at my old elementary school, home of the Firth Cougars.

There are no bars & only one coffee haus...in PROVO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkbKjtuNJhQ&feature=related

I think the important thing here is how I get more music by telex that is not the 2006 album i just listened to on itunes which is blaaaaah

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071127/ts_afp/entertainmentbritainusmusicjackson_071126224633

also I just realized it is actually extra hilarious in ocean's 13 that matt damon's character, being played by a 36 year old, is saying a woman is a cougar, though I suppose ellen barkin is 15+ years older than him.

sometimes I think my years of being a player have always been ahead of me.
for one thing I'm nearly 30 and still have ALL MY HAIR

(about to get myself a courtesy ban, I think)

trader hoes, amirite

jdate is actually where you meet older black women and hot foreign women who say things like: "'I do not know what to write about me. Other person sees me, than I much better.Therefore to you to judge me.But I think, that I shall not disappoint you.I'm for serious relationship!"

hush

http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/telly.jpg

jdate is for egon kentor, then

according to dan savage you find cougars by getting a job at bars or gyms frequented by rich LOACAs and then let nature take its course. And of course you should borrow Tomboto's wig.

http://wackyraccoon.free.fr/source/jpeg/courgette.jpg

Lonely Older Aroused Cock Addicts?

leopards of a certain apogee

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Andro_Elgyn

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/John_Cougar_The_Kid_Inside.jpg

# guys, how do i meet "cougars"?
# A bra that lights up!

TEABAGGING

What is "dog walking" a euphemism for?

What is "dog walking" "antique cats" a euphemism for?

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does a gabb fuck cougz?

http://www.theatermania.com/content/show.cfm/show/134001

cougar speed dating!!~~

have we determined a male counterpart to the term 'cougar'? if not, i nominate 'mellencamp.'

daddy

murderer

eddy

peacock

heard someone use "manther" the other day :|

wasn't that JW?

chickenhawk.

koganar

"middle-aged guy"

clinton

this cougar might be on the market soon
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/11/10/nyregion/450_silda.jpg

http://www.ou.edu/oucr/classy.PNG

http://www.northcountycougarclub.com/homepage.htm

Whoa, Silda Spitzer = President Roslin in that picture.

Come to Chicago.

I saw so many thousands of cougars this weekend.

NEWS ALERT >>
Another cougar in the area?

Searchers swooped low over the Skokie Lagoons in a helicopter today to look for signs of a cougar after several reported sightings

TV LAND: Series order for untitled reality dating competition series internally referred to as the untitled cougar project, in which young single men vie for the attention of an older "mature" woman, aka the Cougar. Fall 2009. EXP: Mike Fleiss. Prod Co: Next Ent, Warner Horizon. (WBTV)

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Robert-Barber/Winking-Cougar-Print-C10054490.jpeg

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http://cbs11tv.com/pets/cougar.shot.chicago.2.699917.html

I got mauled by a cougar last night :) :)

EXP: Mike Fleiss. Prod Co: Next Ent

^^^these guys suck

SHARK = JUMPED

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1821/workingitout20733530805od2.gif

argh

omg

that's pretty terrible.

One New York company is offering women who come to the city for the premiere a day-long tour of Sex and the City hotspots, followed by a screening of the film at a reserved auditorium and a Cosmo-fueled afterparty.

(Suggested pick-up line: "You come on like a Charlotte, but I can tell you've got some Samantha just waiting to get out.")

get your young ass down to Cougar Town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq7RyZPkN98

http://abc.go.com/fallpreview/index?pn=cougartown

Morbs which Bowery Boy would you hit?

lol

at least busy philipps is getting paid, i guess :/

everything about that is the most terrible thing in the world except for "can I get you a snack?"

good god

Can a woman of a certain age be a mom, a successful career woman and still be on the prowl? Jules Cobb (Courteney Cox) is about to give it a try.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/22/cougar-life_n_690366.html

rjmtx 28 minutes ago (6:41 PM)

I was with cougars in my younger days, and now that I'm a little older, women my age are more experienced (and a little closer to cougardom). Yes, cougars exist, and are the Harvard of any man's sexual education.

LeifEiriksson 1 hour ago (6:05 PM)

I enjoy how feminism and "female empowerment" has allowed men never to get married and to get all the poon they want. Seriously, if you were a mature alpha man that every woman would love to catch, why would you ever get married if you can get laid by a different woman every other weekend.

sex=inequality

ur doin it wrong

Seriously, if you were a mature alpha man that every woman would love to catch, why would you ever get married if you can get laid by a different woman every other weekend.

i bet on the alternate weekends he has custody of his kids

Did we ever get this jorted?

Using Ctrl-F, I see I have never sorted this question. Allow me to.

To meet cougars, go to a place where cougars congregate, approach them and introduce yourself.

i really wanted this to be a calstars revive for some reason.