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Has it died? If so, when exactly? Search and destroy skits of the recent to current cast.......slim pickings I know. Tonight's show's "assface" boyband guy spewing leakage on stage was much enjoyed by me and thus I made this thread.

Search: 1. Absolutely everything involving Tracy Morgan.....his delivery can salvage even the worst written skit.....remember Dominican Lou? "i working all de tie!"....he was the only good thing about tonight's, easily....I hate india arie with a passionfruit. 2. The Ah, How Do You Say? Ah, yes, Show....with Antonio ah Ban-de-rassssss. 3. Maya Rudolph's high school TV show skit...her croaky delivery is priceless.....she's hot....I loved finding out Maya was in the Rentals and is Minnie Ripperton's daughter. 4. The earlier Morning Latte's......remember the one where the teleprompter dies and everyone goes medieval and Will Ferrell rips off the weatherman's head and drinks the blood.......I MISS CHERI OTERI, THAT DOLL.

Destroy: Tina Fey in skits. All weekend updates post-Norm.....Colin Quinn was horrible....now Fallon's slacker doofus act does not cut it. Come to think of it, almost everything sucks now...

S & D musical performances too if you want. Recently, The Strokes were pretty good, as were Outkast, Britney was shit.

Look, the best ever TV comedy-show performance in the past 15 years was Busta and Q-Tip doing Vivrant Thing on Letterman....best crowd response I've ever seen.

Ramosi, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

Search: The Sweet Sassy Molassy sketch ("Get out the checkbook, and pay Grandma for the rubdown!"), FTV Funhouse (too many to mention), The Donatella Versace show, any time Christopher Walken is hosting (e.g., the skit b/t him and Tim Meadows re: The Census)

Destroy: The writing staff.

Joe, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

Also destroy: Jimmy Fallon's guitar parodies.

Joe, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

The writing is just terrible these days. The Daily Show can come up with better jokes four days a week. As can Conan. As can Lettermen.

bnw, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

it may have something to do with the fact that i can't see out of one eye at them oment, well two if you count the one eyed shrew of penis land...but nayway i read the thread as saturday night fever classic or dud and until the 3rd paragraph it all amde sense...

Queen G, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

Is it just me or does Horatio Sanz laugh during every skit that he is in, even if he isn't supposed to?

Todd Burns, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

Horatio Sanz is completely unfunny, I think he was hired as the token fat guy replacement for Farley --- the only problem is that he isn't even a tenth as funny as Farley.

Nicole, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

the one eyed shrew of penis land

Now *that's* funny.

Prude, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

The guy who did Al Gore was hiii-larious. That cheerleader couple need to be told THEY ARE NOT FUNNY! That's all I know.

Curt, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

Darrell Hammond? Great impressionist. The cheerleaders...never thought they were even remotely funny. I *do* like the recurring sketch with the two lllluvahs (i.e. unctuous college professor and partner), though. Ferrell cracks me up in that one.

Joe, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
This thread again. Because I got a fever...and the only prescription is....MORE COWBELL!

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 22:56 (12 years ago) Permalink

I was always an SNL apologist but that all ends starting last Saturday night. OMG. What a freakshow. The (literally) funniest part of SNL now is just the fact the Chris Kattan is still there. He's like 40 and all he ever has is bit parts where he's Mango or that monkey, and none of the cast seems very friendly with him (like during the wave-goodbye as the sax plays part). And yet he's probably the most talented member left!

I hate Jimmy Fallon.

Aaron A,, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 23:29 (12 years ago) Permalink

Search: "JACKO ON HIS BACKO."
Destroy: Chris Fucking Kattan.

Jody Beth Rosen, Thursday, 10 October 2002 01:25 (12 years ago) Permalink

i was glad to see chris parnell return. i like maya rudolph doing her fake japanese accents.

ron (ron), Thursday, 10 October 2002 01:56 (12 years ago) Permalink

chris p is the only good cast member left but i havent seen it in at least a year, fuck snl

simon trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 10 October 2002 04:06 (12 years ago) Permalink

is tracy morgan gone?

boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:16 (12 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...
I think I've started to fancy Tina Fey. Is that wrong?

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:01 (11 years ago) Permalink

S: Chris Parnell's raps, Dog Show, The Leatherman (until it all fell apart...well, I liked that too), The Falconer (I'm laughing just thinking about that one!), anything Chris Walken, The Tina Jimmy Weekend Update (haterz be damned!), the Chris Kattan/Cheri Oteri couples skit with Ben Affleck as the Armenian car salesman, the Will Ferrel/Rachel Dratch "Lovers" skits, anything Mya Rudolph ever does

D: Jaret's Room, Mango, Adam Sa...I mean, Jimmy Fallon's guitar parodies

I think Jimmy Fallon is rather funny, but not nearly as funny (nor original) as he seems to think he is.

Actually, I think the plight of SNL is that they have some extremely talented cast members, but don't have the solid writing to back it up like in some days of yore. There are sporadic bits of amazingly funny stuff ("I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"), but it's just not SOLID.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:20 (11 years ago) Permalink

Nickalicious is OTM. (You win a date with Mya!)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:22 (11 years ago) Permalink

If I'm remembering this right, each cast member is allowed to write at least one sketch per week, so of course when you have comics who aren't comedy writers you get a lot of awful sketches that drag on and on because Mr. Egomaniac Comedian doesn't know how to shape a scene.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:27 (11 years ago) Permalink

The old "repeat the same fucking joke but make it bigger each time until it's just kerrrrrazy" formula

Weekend Update is awful, sorry. There's no bite to the jokes. they seem happily surprised if a joke does well, and if it doesn't they lean reaaaal hard on the "it's not funny; isn't that funny!?" thing that is the death-knell of television comedy (cf Johnny Carson, Conan's monologue)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:41 (11 years ago) Permalink

That thing with Britney Spears and Will Ferrel last week was fucking genius. "ALL OF OUR ANIMALS ARE SICK!!!"

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:42 (11 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...
Revive, as I feel a bit left out.

Everyone keeps banging on about SNL and I've never seen it - indeed, living in the UK with no Sky means I probably never will. Is there like a SNL Best Of DVD around? Or should I not bother - is it over-hyped rubbish?

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:12 (10 years ago) Permalink

You can buy best of dvds for a number of different castmembers throughout the years. Good ones would be Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, Will Ferrell, and Tracy Morgan. Not sure if those last two actually exist.
Personally, though, I only think the show is fun to watch when it is live. Sounds silly, but it seems more exciting. Also Weekend Update is always my favorite part and I don't think they would be on the DVDs.

Magic City (ano ano), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

i've gotten back into "live from new york" (god i love oral histories) and man is it a great read. i reccomend it to everyone. also, best bathroom book EVER.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:46 (10 years ago) Permalink

11 months pass...
That book seemed a bit too "authorized". Everyone seemed to be saying the same thing: "Lorne Michaels is a bit obtuse and aloof, but he sho' know what he's doing!"

I liked the bit about Larry David. The part with him and Dick Ebersol standing by the elevator sounded just like something out of "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 11 April 2005 19:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
revive.

make talk about the old snl. converse about the dim bulb sketch.

foolhardy, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 01:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

It dipped to pretty serious levels of suckitude this spring -- mostly so-so premises that proceeded to go someplace even worse than nowhere -- but then the season finale was actually reliably funny. Will Forte seems to be the most enjoyable one, now that Maya Rudolph's started to seem less like an exciting newbie and more like she's trying to carry whole awful concepts on the shoulders of her talent.

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 02:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

i love watching the oldass 70s reruns they'll show laate on saturdays

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 02:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

"her talents"

Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 03:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

i can't remember the last new episode i saw.

teen challenge (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 03:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

but if we're doing s/d i'll still rep for that one sketch a few years ago where ana gasteyer (right?) played celine "i am de greatest seenger een allll ze worrrld!" dion.

teen challenge (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 03:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'm with the late Michael O'Donoghue: hasn't been edgy since 1976, consistently funny since '78-79, worth watching since Mike Myers left.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

wow did o'donoghue say that about myers really?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

oops... I meant NOT worth watching. And that one was mine.

The M'OD bio "Mr Mike" is worth a read. He bitched when the original cast started to do recurring characters, cuz he thought that was too much like Carol Burnett etc.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

OK I caught it last week. Most of it was totally unfunny but the "Chaotic" parody was bizarre and basically gave me giggles for days. "Oh HELL no. Hell...no."

Allyzay is not appropriate for freedom (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

I just read the Mr. Mike bio last week. He made a good point about the show having more than enough "wacky wacky" when the producers resisted his attempts to give William S. Burroughs a brief segment on one of the early 80s episodes.

herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

sadly, i watch SNL alot. seth whatshisname seems like the obvious replacement for jimmy fallon - he smirks constantly, isn't very funny and is in far too many sketches.

the writers' terror of offending anyone makes most of the sketches heavily dependent on unfunny gimmicks and repetition, much like conan o'brien's show these days.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...
Charles Rocket is dead, at his own hand.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 October 2005 15:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

Strange way to kill oneself, btw.

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 17 October 2005 15:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

'the rocket report' in central park is still funny

_, Monday, 17 October 2005 16:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

(i ACTUALLY roffled the first time i saw this sketch)

-- joseph (joseph), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 04:22 (2 years ago) Link

and what, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

was actually bumping thread to say i have a crush of shame on kristin wiig

and what, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

why shame?

remy bean, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

maybe shame bc she's totally annoying?

tehresa, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah, that

and what, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

shes kinda horsey too

and what, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

i dunno i used to get real madtv vibes & think she was really untalented but now i kinda think shes the funniest person on the show

and what, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

she never tina fey

tehresa, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

TS: Scott Weiland vs. that squirrel

carot tard (rip van wanko), Monday, 10 November 2014 17:07 (1 week ago) Permalink

lol what is that from

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:14 (1 week ago) Permalink

joey gladstone era snl

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 November 2014 17:16 (1 week ago) Permalink

btw Harry Shearer says everyone on the show has been reading off cards for 30+ years

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 17:21 (1 week ago) Permalink

lol what is that from

The "Stereo" video.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:41 (1 week ago) Permalink

what the fuck series of events transpired in 2006 that resulted in peter sarsgaard hosting snl

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:03 (1 week ago) Permalink

am i forgetting a period of time in which peter sarsgaard was popular enough for that

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

dude didn't even have a movie coming out. like edward norton last year i think sometimes they just get a new york based actor who likely attends their after parties.

da croupier, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:20 (1 week ago) Permalink

He hosted in 2010, and I think he was coasting off An Education and Orphan and was ramping up for Knight and Day.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:49 (1 week ago) Permalink

Oh wait, y'all are right. Wikipedia says 2010, but imdb says 2006. So fuck if I know.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:50 (1 week ago) Permalink

Jarhead I guess? Came out in late 2005 and he hosted in January 2006.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:51 (1 week ago) Permalink

am i forgetting a period of time in which peter sarsgaard was popular enough for that

I remember the sketch where he was an invited guest at a pirate convention. "saaaARRRRRsgARRRRRd"

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:52 (1 week ago) Permalink

i remember the Peter Sarsgaard SARS guard. they probably asked him to host just for that and the pirate thing.

mizzell, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

he'd won a few awards and been in a bunch of 'big' films -- Jarhead, Kinsey, Shattered Glass etc -- plus he can also act and be funny, so yeah, why the fuck wd SNL need that in a host?

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:40 (1 week ago) Permalink

Seriously. I heard Guy Fieri's interested.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:43 (1 week ago) Permalink

That reminds me, it's been too long since Moynihan has played Guy Fieri.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:44 (1 week ago) Permalink

even for their "love that guy - he's got a week off, doesn't need a hotel room" slow week choices like malkovich, norton, buscemi etc saars is pretty low profile, though

da croupier, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

prob most audience knew him (if they did) as the guy who turns around slowly while squinting at the twist of The Skeleton Key and Flightplan

da croupier, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:50 (1 week ago) Permalink

srsly dude is really good at the "actually i'm the bad guy" face

da croupier, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:50 (1 week ago) Permalink

he's no Josh Hutcherson-level superstar, it's true

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:58 (1 week ago) Permalink

"he's exactly a Josh Hutcherson-level superstar" seems to be the point everyone is making

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

minus a hunger games-level franchise

da croupier, Monday, 10 November 2014 20:08 (1 week ago) Permalink

John Malkovich lives in France, I believe

let's get you back in time to '77 to produce SNL so Jan-Michael Vincent can host instead of Broderick Crawford.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:10 (1 week ago) Permalink

sorry morbz, please ignore me

da croupier, Monday, 10 November 2014 20:11 (1 week ago) Permalink

he'd won a few awards and been in a bunch of 'big' films -- Jarhead, Kinsey, Shattered Glass etc -- plus he can also act and be funny, so yeah, why the fuck wd SNL need that in a host?

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, November 10, 2014 2:40 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

had supporting roles in several movies everyone forgot existed and had two talents lorne's never cared about

hutcherson's got a billion dollar franchise behind him u nerd

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:18 (1 week ago) Permalink

I dunno Lorne musta signed off on Maureen Stapleton hosting in spring '79 (and she hadn't even won her Oscar yet)

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:23 (1 week ago) Permalink

Yeah, but she was already pretty famous from All In The Family.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

Buck Henry hosted eight times in the first five seasons; I think SNL's hosting criteria were a bit looser in the 70s (unless Henry, as a performer, was box-office gold in those days and its been erased from history).

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:29 (1 week ago) Permalink

you caint reel me in that way, OL

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

Drat.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

(Buck Henry was Oscar nominated for co-directing Heaven Can Wait in that period, but yes, that had nothing to do with anything. Also he was willing to play the "funny uncle" in the recurring pedophile sketch.)

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:34 (1 week ago) Permalink

You're never gonna see a Josh Hutcherson displaying that level of commitment to the show.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

oh i dunno, i could see creepy sketches and character acting in his future

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/josh-hutcherson-human-flesh-article-1.2005416

da croupier, Monday, 10 November 2014 20:40 (1 week ago) Permalink

I will now be watching the arc of his career with great interest.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:45 (1 week ago) Permalink

Old (man for) lunch

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:56 (1 week ago) Permalink

even for their "love that guy - he's got a week off, doesn't need a hotel room" slow week choices like malkovich, norton, buscemi etc saars is pretty low profile, though

Do they still put them up at the Omni? Forgot how they used to roll that promo at 11:55 each week.

pplains, Monday, 10 November 2014 20:56 (1 week ago) Permalink

"thanks to mystikal" -- cameron diaz on SNL in 2014

J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 November 2014 06:02 (15 hours ago) Permalink

Decent episode. I'm as surprised as anyone else, but the Mick Ronson performances were my favorite parts. I'd see that concert.

Also, "Bill Cosby, pull YOUR pants up."

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 23 November 2014 06:24 (15 hours ago) Permalink

kenan was so much funnier than anyone else on this episode, that bizaroo brian fellows skit was great

J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 November 2014 06:33 (15 hours ago) Permalink

kenan's deadpanning has been so on point this season

J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 November 2014 06:33 (15 hours ago) Permalink

My favorite Kenan face tonight was when Diaz was reading her UPS Man poem.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 23 November 2014 06:35 (15 hours ago) Permalink

Also, Pete Davidson is going to waste while Kyle Mooney gets to do his 4,619th awkward teen bro filmed bit.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 23 November 2014 06:36 (15 hours ago) Permalink

i thought that bit was funny tonight but when davidson was in that one sketch i was like "oh right he's on this show"

J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 November 2014 06:42 (15 hours ago) Permalink

This first Mars/Ronson song is sounding like leftover Morris Day & The Time, which I actually mean as a compliment.

from the straining pagan waistbands (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 23 November 2014 08:03 (13 hours ago) Permalink

lol I called him Mick without realizing it.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 23 November 2014 08:04 (13 hours ago) Permalink

It sounds closer to "Living in America" to my ears.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 November 2014 13:35 (8 hours ago) Permalink

Also, "Bill Cosby, pull YOUR pants up.

Can't believe it took this long for someone to make this joke

Οὖτις, Sunday, 23 November 2014 16:11 (5 hours ago) Permalink

solely continue to watch this show for kyle mooney sketches

tho obv kenan too tho

johnny crunch, Sunday, 23 November 2014 16:17 (5 hours ago) Permalink

Yeah cecily kenan and kyle are p much the saving graces right now

Οὖτις, Sunday, 23 November 2014 16:27 (5 hours ago) Permalink


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