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Morbs please: Norm's "homosexual child molester" joke was a spokesman for MJ explaining the separation from Lisa Marie Presley on account of their moving in different directions: "She's more of a stay-at-home mom, and he's a homosexual child molester."

Nothing about the joke suggests a link between homosexuality and child molestation. It's funny because LMP is not a man or a child.

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link

But if you find a comic unlikeable it doesn't matter. I laugh just watching NM chew gum.

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

I was never a huge Norm fan, but he was probably the funniest guest I've ever seen on The Daily Show. It couldn't have been more than a week after the Crocodile Hunter guy died, and Norm riffed on him for maybe five solid minutes ("He was 44 years old; that's a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter!") I swear Stewart was weeping with laughter.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 20 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qODmxg_dUuI

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 February 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

I was a big Norm fan before he got the SNL gig. Strangly people I talk to irl all seem to think his WU was the show's nadir, or perhaps a notch above Colin Quinn.

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 20 February 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

That's because his Weekend Update was terrible and only slightly better than Colin Quinn. I never saw Rocket so I can't compare to his tenure but I liked every other WU anchor I've seen more, including Brad Hall and Kevin Nealon.

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 20 February 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

i love norm. every time he speaks i laugh. and his burt reynolds is hilarious too.

Mordy, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

Prefer norm WU to Quinn and nealon for having a strong comic persona but compared to a lot of others his WU was pretty monotonous. Part of why he's so good at mocking letterman and Reynolds' indifferent reliance in shtick is cuz he relates

da croupier, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

Colin Quinn is one of the worst comedians I've ever seen, not because he has no jokes but because he seems to be physically incapable of delivering them.

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 20 February 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

^^^^

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

his ability to have a career at all baffles me

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

yeah for me it's

quinn: "jesus can you get the fucking out joke out you incompetent..."
nealon: "hey dude got any jokes for me?"
mcdonald: "yeah that was a good joke the first dozen times you told it...ok stop looking at me, dude, and tell the next one...c'mon"

da croupier, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

did Jane Curtin make the anniv? She sniffs quite a lot about SNL, i guess cuz two tripe sitcoms made her rich.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

she did WU with poehler and fey

da croupier, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

talked about showing her boobs

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

CQ is pretty funny on Twitter though

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

Norm's 'Me Doing Standup' is my favorite comedy album. I don't remember his WU very well. I'm looking forward to any Norm bits in the Miller and Shales book.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

Norm on WU is the thing I most looked forward to during that era of SNL. Granted, there wasn't much else to look forward to during that era of SNL.

Oh, Delicious! (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

I like Colin Quinn. On Weekend Update and in general.

Jane Curtin got a lot of time doing WU w/ Tina and Amy and a much reposted joke Fox News.

dan selzer, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

The thing I like about Norm is the perpetual glint in his eye, like he knows he's going to far and is willing to be not funny just for the sake of that knowledge. Like his infamous roast performance, or this, which actually is funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F6dXcW-_Fc

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 February 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

Harry Shearer had some fun anti-SNL and Lorne stuff on yesterday's WTF episode.

polyphonic, Friday, 20 February 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

lol at Shearer's bit about Lorne's "I've never hired a Jewish male before"

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

I completely forgot that Norm HOSTED in 1999?!

Like riding high on the non-existent success of Dirty Work and the Norm Show?

Shearer provided a pretty good explanation of why no one has their lines memorized---Lorne waiting til the last minute to decide which sketches will run

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

xp yeah i remember he mentioned in the monologue about being fired the year before, but now suddenly being "good enough" to host the show and how weird it was

Nhex, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Speaking of getting fired, everyone's been focusing on Eddie but it's kind of a big deal that Sandler came back for the anniversary, too. Hadn't he pretty much washed his hands of that place?

Oh, Delicious! (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

Sandler always kept ties to the show by employing his castmates

Murphy never did this

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

Spade, Rock, Schneider etc. - Sandler keeps these guys working

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

(well ok maybe not Rock)

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

see why would we beat up on Norm when Schneider exists

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

I wish we'd seen more of that copy guy character

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

It's never too late for a movie.

Oh, Delicious! (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

I went to look up Rob Schneider's filmography and was slightly floored by the fact that dude is 51.

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

anyway his last starring role was as recent as 5 years ago, which I find amazing

maybe there's hope for The Hot Chick 2

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

He had a TV show called "Rob" as recently as 2012

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Copy guy character easily the height of his career.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

SNL for so long has just underscored the futility of the whole process. Go figure, it turns out the more time you put into refining and improving something the better it gets. The whole artificial deadline of OMG we only have a week ... there's a reason the fully scripted/realized commercials and filmed bits were and always have been highlights. How's the saying go? Composition is just very slow improvisation?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

one illuminating thing from the special was how many fantastic skits/characters were taken entirely from the performers' auditions and built directly into a sketch

pretty much all of rob schenider's higher-profile roles from the past decade are in movies produced by adam sandler

otherwise it's mostly voice work for mexican cartoons

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

they should tell a Weekend Update joke about Schneider's career and then see if shows up at the next anniversary show

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

left an IMPORTANT hs football game with a friend to see The Animal at an actual theater. it was my first hate watch.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

sandler always looks to me like a guy weary of friends asking him for favors

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

Gary Kroeger's POVL
http://garyhasissues.com/2015/02/backstage-at-snls-40th/

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

I loved reading that

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

thank u, Eazy

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

ditto

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Saturday, 21 February 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

Norm's 'Me Doing Standup' is my favorite comedy album. I don't remember his WU very well. I'm looking forward to any Norm bits in the Miller and Shales book.

― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:19 (2 days ago) Permalink

Me Doing STandup is my favorite comedy special since Killin' Them Softly

Hungry4Ass, Sunday, 22 February 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link

1 great article, heartwarming.

2 The Harry Shearer interview was terrific. I had been wondering about whether there would be more Christopher Guest movies and he explains why they are so hard to do and why there probably would not be more. Which I had figured on, but it's depressing anyway.

3 This led me to the Andrea Martin interview. Which is sweet and uplifting in so many ways yet - to think that Andrea Martin could feel bad for a minute about not being on SNL - when she was essential to the exponentially more valuable SCTV --- makes me go all Hulk Smash irrational anger crazy like arrgh, crush SNL, crush SNL, crush SNL, crush SNL.

Vic Perry, Sunday, 22 February 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

does anyone else ever see this at Whole Foods and think "SNL musical guest"?

http://villagefarmgrocery.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/34cbcb55cdc7f11f2af756fd8a287707/o/n/once_again_creamy_peanut_butter_16oz_3.jpg

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link


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