have you shagged ariane yet?

creepy uncanny valley shit...

She's not very fit.

I went too fast for her...

"Service Temporarily Unavailable"
So it's like real life - only with fewer timeouts...

I went for the kiss, she went "service temporarily unavailable" !

xpost SHE DID THE SAME THING TO ME!

Oh, and Dare you download the program and install it on your hard drive? Hmm?

I guess we exhausted her...

the "program" is just a bunch of webpages

"Sorry, but the bedroom is off limits!"

damn, i'm such a slut.

she keeps dismissing me because i pig out too much at dinner

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/slow.jpg
"I love jazz, I find it romantic."

Oh Arianebot...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Ariane4.jpg/180px-Ariane4.jpg
sorry, this doesn't usually happen...

http://i9.tinypic.com/72rolt0.jpg

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I love jazz, I find it romantic."

Oh really?! I like jazz, too. Have you heard of a guy named John Zorn?

It's amazingly realistic, I'm not getting anywhere here either.

:-)

I have a lot of "jazz mags" at home... (xpost)

no, that's "jizz"

"I love jizz, I find it romantic."

I got onto the steak dinner with wine haha

i made it to playing truth or dare in the hot tub! then it broke :(

ek she looks like how some alien wld think humans look like. actually sleep deprivation has rendered me asexual so iam not interested in droids thank god.

>kiss her

"let's try that with a little tongue this time"

>french kiss her

"you are moving to fast for me"

I got as far as the museum.

holy christ this is terrifying

yikes that kissy closeup makes it look like she is wearing a ton of makeup over bad skin

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/bottumsup.jpg
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

wau

HI DERE 2005

at least now the rest of us got to see what luna's got to offer

of course grady would be the first!

Done

Xpost 2 Jordan: Oh Snap CHAIN COMBO X3 MULTIPLIER

I like how the first screen implies that you've been leering through the window at her for some time.

INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY IN "ABSENCE OF SOCIALIST REALISM" SHOCKAH

SHE ALWAYS DUMPS ME FOR EATING TOO MUCH AT DINNER AND NOT TALKING ENOUGH

socialist?

anyway
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/pole3.jpg

louis really picked the wrong time to leave ilx

oh he would have just given her a note and run away

a note with archaic words

I keep getting stuck talking to her over steak - I assume there's somewhere to click and lead you out of the dining room, but I can't find it.

Me: clicks "say something funny"

A: "how about a kiss"

(only option available is "french kiss her")

I tried. I got dumped on the spot.

What a crap date.

lol @ her nipples getting hard after you complement her

hey wow, she invited her friend alexis over for me : )

how do you respond to her?

she asked me "how are you physically?" and the only response i could find was "caress her chest"

grady knows how to work it

xp ok omar little knows how to work it also

every time i complement her the only subsequent actions are all precursors to rape

I tried cheating using the "backspace" key, but then whenever I clicked on the steak I wound up walking in on her in the bathroom

I hugged her three times in a row and she kept complimenting me and telling me how great I am.

TOTAL fag hag.

is that one penis or two

Wow, it's two but it totally looks like one.

that would be two

lol I'm gonna have to start playing again

would disentangle

gr8 revive

this was the thread where grady taught me how to have sex

hi five

Don't want to dwell but the blonde doesn't have nuts, why?

because they would get in the way of the clit

Suddenly I feel like an idiot.

eat once, drink once, pass the salt when she asks, talk once, compliment once, then get in the pool

― gr8080, Wednesday, January 16, 2008 9:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I have started using this strategy irl

― Just Another Lyre (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:21 PM (2 years ago)

"my name is legion for I am many" - ring a bell to you ghouls?

lol tombot killed it on this thread

Ariane gets a visual update for the forthcoming sequel.
http://arianeb.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/finally-a-new-comic/

http://arianeb.com/sita/index.htm

the sequel's out, in beta

it seems a bit rubbishy

Fun times on this thread.

I like the tilty lady on the front page of the new one.

it seems to be a traditional Visual Novel and as such there's nowhere near the crazy complexity of the decision branching in the original. have finished one story line that was kinda funny tho.

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/bathroom1.jpg

getting close

Wey, I was trying to remember the name of this game the other day.

from the FAQ

<i>I like the music, is there a soundtrack album?

Most of the music is by Marc Riedinger, and most of it can be purchased here. I would just retitle the tracks: 1) Paula's Lab, 2) Raptor Hunt, 3) Tower of Ion, 4) SITA Main Title, 6) Veronica's Ride, 7) Rock Golem, 8) The Maguffin Job, 9) Forest Trail, 10) The LARP, 11) Sci-Fi Convention, 12) Medusa, 13) Dance of the Vampire Stripper.</i>

http://videogamedad.tumblr.com/post/58544684684

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I misread that and almost clicked.

lol

i have no idea what this is but i tried to play it

did you fuck her

no! your walkthrough upthread needs to be more comprehensive

did she turn into Mr. Que

wow she looks way less ridiculous now in the new 2014 preview

Yeah, the stills that have been updated are pretty great. I haven't looked at it in a couple years, so I'm rusty. The game I just played ended with Parcheesi and a kiss goodnight.

hey i did it on my third try. don't think i ever managed it last time around. obviously in the intervening years i have improved my game significantly.

she gave me a 7/10, but no dice

OH SHIT

http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/d_files/ariane/1_start.html

well that didn't work right

What was it supposed to do?

these things are walkthroughs

i think you're supposed to sleep with her. this game sucks.

"supposed to" i'm not even sure that's the objective

true, we could just be trying to have a nice night with her, form a genuine connection, but this game makes PUAs of us all.

Give her a compliment -> "You look beautiful" -> Read a poem -> "IN XANADU DID KUBLA KHAN"

Hot date 4 sho

Also
"I love Jazz! I think it`s romantic. "
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/slow1.jpg

This guy needs to team up with ZS

http://sergioboyfriend.com/index-9.shtml

good luck markers

i'll need it

Yes! Finally!

The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).

― Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:48 AM (7 years ago)

Oh, apparently I've done it before...SEVEN YEARS AGO.

Lights on this time, though...and twice!

This fuckin thread

rofl JF

Lol this still exists

My philosophical goal is to write the “Great American Visual Novel”

My most regrettable fap

i'm no erotic visual novel historian but if you look in the visual novel section (nsfw obvs) on steam, it appears that the ariane series was hugely influential on the western developed titles. maybe the author did in fact write the Great American Visual Novel