Scarlet Johansson sex tape!

20mins too late.

Eh?

any tape with SJ on etc etc.

oh and welcome to google hell :)

20mins too late.

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:19 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that's what she said.

Ha like this wasn't an obvious enough work of fiction in the first place.

Wasted opportunity. First post should have a ysi link, so future googledonkeys would be devastated by it no longer working.

You know April Fool's Day is tomorrow because it's a leap year, right?

No Rickroll, no credibility.

welcome to google hell :)

...assuming random googlers don't know how to spell Scarlett.

I thought Tuomas was referring to this

...assuming random googlers don't know how to spell Scarlett.

-- onimo, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

google kayne west

Alba, that's the most annoyinh RickRoll ever. I spent about a minute chasing it round the sceen before it occured to me to quit Firefox.

hahahahahahahahaha

I first came across that site (or some other version of it) over a year ago and thought no more of it until last month when I belatedly heard about this Rickrolling business.

I've never understood this Rick Astley thing. That's a great song.

i've never understood why you always say you don't understand things.

Because I don't understand them?

What I meant is, apparently hearing that song unexpectedly is supposed to be some sort of a punishment, but I don't really feel like it is.

PLEASE EXPLAIN MORE

bah there is no good GIS result for "bated breath"

Tuomas OTM.

it's supposed to be a joke, not a punishment.

in Finland they're the same thing

j/k :-P

Wait, what's the same thing; jokes and punishment, or naked girls and Rick Astley?

thanks latebloomer i was trying to turn that into a zing myself

in finland there is only one thing, and it is confusion

even I would be totally excited by a scar-jo sex tape

scar jo-rick astley sex tape

Scar-Jo singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while having sex = win-win

I clicked on Alba's link and had to shut my computer to get rid of it.

It's good to turn off one's computer, sometimes, if one isn't using it very urgently. Maybe Alba is proud of himself on that account. But I can't say that being made to do so in this way was very welcome. In case I find myself on a similar link in future, can anyone advise re. how to get rid of it without turning off the computer?

pinefox, you just hit 'back' on your browser & the click "ok" really fast about 20 times & it will let you out.

Sorry, the pinefox. I forgot about you. You could have either have clicked OK to all the lyric boxes (there are about 20 or 30) or else quit the program (might have had to do that on Windows by doing CTRL-ALT-DELETE and selecting your browser).

Tuomas and the pinefox meeting would be really fun to watch.

Almost like matter meeting matter.

unstoppable force & unmoveable object

possibly the word you want is 'immovable'. or maybe 'unmoveable' is OK too.

... No: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/unmoveable

anyway: well, naturally I tried to go 'back'. But the program or www page wouldn't let me. And naturally I clicked on that OK box many times, probably more than 20-30 - it didn't make any difference, the song just went round and started again.

I tried to 'quit the program' by shutting the whole www connection down. It would not let me. It wouldn't let me do anything much. I'm not very encouraged re. what will happen if I encounter this again; though I still wouldn't have encountered it at all without Alba's hilarious intervention.

immovable object, max. unmoveable is not a word. sheesh.

unmovable, a. and n.
1. = IMMOVABLE a. 1. Now rare.

1382 WYCLIF Exod. xv. 16 Be thei maad vnmouable as a stoon. c1400 MANDEVILLE (1919) xiii. 67 It is clept the dede see for it..is euere vnmeuable. c1440 Alphabet of Tales 447 Hur handis hang vp in e ayre vnmouable. a1548 HALL Chron., Edw. IV, 192b, He was set in the..stable throne, and vnmoueable chaire, of the croune of his realme. 1594 T. B. La Primaud. Fr. Acad. II. 11 Aristotle also..sheweth that he knew God vnder the name of the first moouer, who was perpetual and vnmoueable. 1626 GOUGE Serm. Dignity Chivalry §15 Like the unmoveable mountaines. a1676 HALE Prim. Orig. Man. I. vi. (1677) 123 If we should suppose the Circle ABC to move about a fixed unmoveable Center at D. 1776 MICKLE Camoens' Lusiad p. xxxvii, They remained unmoveable on the shore till the fleet..evanished from their sight. 1870 LOWELL Among my Bks. Ser. I. (1873) 129 Some man whose brain rests on a still more unmovable basis. 1874 W. HUMPHREY in Ess. Relig. & Lit. Ser. III. 361 The unmoved and unmovable Prime Mover of the ever-moving universe of creatures.
b. n. Something immovable.

1876 MRS. WHITNEY Sights & Ins. xx, We groped and peered under unmovables and pulled about everything that could be moved.
2. = IMMOVABLE a. 2.

1388 WYCLIF Heb. vi. 18 God..puttide betwixe an ooth, that bi twey thingis vnmeuable, bi whiche it is impossible that God lie, we han strengeste solace. c1425 in Anglia X. 380/35 Vnmouabil tranquillite and reste of soule. 1502 Ord. Crysten Men (W. de W. 1506) I. vii. Fib, Sythen that Iustyce vnmeuable requyreth suche payne. 1599 SANDYS Europæ Spec. (1632) 111 Having their ground on the unmovable principles of true wisedome and vertue. 1638 JUNIUS Paint. Ancients 28 A sad unmoveable countenance. 1650 BAXTER Saints' R. III. vii. 383 They that are sure to receive the un~moveable Kingdom must yet serve God with reverence and godly fear. 1691 NORRIS Pract. Disc. 248 This was ever..an unmoveable Objection.
b. = IMMOVABLE a. 2b.

1382 WYCLIF Col. i. 23 Stable, and vnmouable fro the hope of the gospel. 1445 in Anglia XXVIII. 259 Onmevable thou owist not endure, whan benygne preyers be offrid. a1542 WYATT in Tottel's Misc. (Arb.) 70 Wilde beastes in them, fierce loue in me is fed. Vnmoueable am I: and they stedfast. 1570 T. WILSON Demosth. Orat., Life 129 Who helde out with a stomacke vpright and vnmooueable, in all the..stormes of fortune. a1624 BP. M. SMITH Serm. (1632) 34 Fabricius..remained..vndauntable, and vnmoveable. 1683 TEMPLE Mem. Wks. 1720 I. 399 The Prince was un~moveable in the Point of not leaving his Allies. 1748 RICHARDSON Clarissa (1811) I. 154 Ungrateful girl, and unmovable as ungrateful! 1856 MISS WARNER Hills Shatemuc xl, She begged to be allowed to stay..; but Elizabeth was unmoveable.
3. Of property: = IMMOVABLE a. 3. (Cf. MOVABLE a. 4.)

c1375 Sc. Leg. Saints xliv. (Lucy) 90 ane sawyt ai..are gudis unmowable sone. c1449 PECOCK Repr. I. x. 49 The endewing of preestis bi rentis and bi vnmoueable possessiouns. 1467-8 Rolls of Parlt. V. 593/1 The Londes and Tenementes, Goodes and Catalles, meovable and unmeovable. 1535 COVERDALE Judith viii. 7 Hyr husbande also had lefte her..greate vnmoueable possessions and many catell. 1565 Wills & Inv. N.C. (Surtees) 235 Executrix and mynyster of all my goods mewable and vnmewable. c1618 MORYSON Itin. IV. (1903) 155 In..Italy the father dying intestate, the brothers diuide his mouable and vnmouable goods.
b. n. pl. Immovable goods. Obs.

1536 in Lett. Suppress. Monast. (Camden) 146 We..submytt owr selfes and our monasterye, with all the moveables and unmovables therof, unto your majesties accustomede grace. 1562 J. HEYWOOD Prov. & Epigr. (1867) 148 Mouables, vnmouables, lande or farme, Thou hast not one grotes woorth, of good or goodnes. a1577 SIR T. SMITH Commw. Eng. (1609) 121 Touching marriage and the right in moueables and vnmoueables which commeth thereby.

misspelled tho! sorry!

This thread is like the readers digest internet.

Be thei maad vnmouable as a stoon

They remained unmoveable on the shore till the fleet..evanished from their sight.

it knished out of site

Best thread in months, well done all concerned.

Pinefox, if this happens again, you have to press Control + Alt + Delete at the same time. You then get box whith several options. Out of these options, choose "Task management". You then get a list of "tasks", i.e. programs and processes that your computer is running at the moment. On that list you see your Internet browser. Choose that and then click "End task". Your browser will then close and you get rid of all those irritating windows. Sometimes, after clicking "End task", you get a message that says the program is not responding. In that case, in the message there's a button that says "End now". Click on that, and the browser will shut down.

You can those also do this when your web browser gets "jammed", i.e. when some web page causes it to overload and you can't close it down normally.

through the looking glass

In fact, you can do this if any program on your computer gets "jammed". Just choose it on the task list, click "End task", and when the computer asks if you really want to quit the program, click "End now". That way you don't have shut down the whole computer.

It's like magic!

I can't imagine how disappointed future random Googlers are going to be by this thread.

That hilarious Rick-link just lost me 1/2 hr of html coding, hmph.

Revive!

Q: What did Scarlet say when she saw a rock band of brothers on the other side of the street?

A: "Yo! Hanson!"

http://www.pianosupplies.com/Merchant2/graphics/big/48690_keyboard_packing_tape_lg.gif

http://www.shadowscope.com/images/duct-tape.jpg

Piano... tape?

(x-post)

In Finnish we call duct tape "Jesus tape". The origin of the term is kinda shady, but apparently it's something to do with always saving people.

"Jesus tape" shouldn't be confused with actual Jesus tape though:

http://www.saasta.fi/saasta/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/80230_1_jesus_tape_b1.jpg

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/worlds-largest-ball-of-tape_scoop.jpeg

You've lost me with that one... A giant snowball?

http://www.thatshideous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tape-watches.jpg

it is a ball of tape, undoubtedly made in an attempt to make the largest ball of tape ever. I know someone who did this with rubber bands, but that's off topic, this is the tape thread.

Not a proper 'sex tape', but close enough.

(NSFW, obviously.)

According to google translate, PERJANTAI is Friday... does this mean you have a fools' day every week?