GAZZA DEATH POOL

depend on who the nurse on duty is, really.

Paul McGrath and Gary Charles

You guys are kind of disgusting. To get involuntarily sectioned for three months when you're a known alkie takes some doing; it means he is very poorly indeed.

hence the deathwatch

It's what he would have wanted

Providing an alternative so you don't have to buy The Sun.

sure hope the funeral coverage doesn't clash with BB27

need to mash up this thread with the cyclists

poor choice of words perhaps

yes but lol. (guilty lol)

Why, were those cyclists all wifebeaters as well?

wifebeating HEROES man. sheesh.

I hope the grief doesn't stop his daughter getting her fake tits out in Nuts.

There are rather a lot of those (xp)

poll of wifebeating heroes?

1. Richard Hammond

2. Geoffrey Boycott

3. Jodie Foster

4. John Lennon
5. Ike Turner
6. Lou Reed

7. Stone Cold Steve Austin

I didn't know Hammond beat his wife - does he use his organ?

9. Barrack Obama

Providing an alternative so you don't have to buy The Sun.

-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:02 (Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:02)

I thought that this was funny!

9. Barrack Obama

-- darraghmac, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:22 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Pretty sure the Koran forbids spousal abuse.

i heard he changed churched, didn't know he'd gone quite that far.

Vote Republican or it's the Islamic Republic of Ameristan, amirite?

http://www.chick.com/tractimages35135/1104/1104_05.gif

I think he'll find that George Sampson beat Signature.

George Sampson guest starring in the new series of "Ladette to Lady", coming soon.

August 14

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/sep/18/1?gusrc=rss&feed=football

causing criminal damage = vandalism?????
such discreet terminology

to a papparazzi camera i thought?

U_U

You guys are kind of disgusting. To get involuntarily sectioned for three months when you're a known alkie takes some doing; it means he is very poorly indeed.

― suzy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:54 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hence the deathwatch

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:58 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^pretty sure I excelsiored this first time round but lolled again regardless

He pounds away on a gym treadmill for hours, heaves weights and does 7,000 sit-ups a day, breaking only for a small chicken meal. He has even given up his cherished Nintendo Wii.

He became addicted to the console while living alone in hotels last year, once playing its tenpin bowling game for six days solid.

Oh yeah, and his kid hates him.

you are such a tease.

wait, seven thousand situps? i'm calling bull.

that would take quite a lot of time. like, idk, minimum two hours?

at two seconds per it's actually four.

i mean, i know the guy isn't doing anything else, but that's insane.

im an athlete, not a mathlete.

I thought "sit-ups" was some new fancy cocktail they came up with at Gazza's local.

Oh wait, this is GazZa death pool.

what with newcastle biting the big one, i'm surprised we haven't seen a flurry of activity here. disappointing.

In his latest boozy escapade, he and a fishing pal turned up at the Cornerhouse Hotel Pub at 6pm. A local said: "He fell out of the van." Another said: "He was challenging us to pool but at one point sat with his head in his hands, saying, 'I'm so embarrassed. I'm a legend and shouldn't be in this state'."

Former England star Paul Gascoigne was arrested for the second time in two days after a disturbance at a hotel.

The ex-footballer, 42, was taken into custody along with another man by police called to the Blackwell Grange Hotel in Darlington on Monday night.

cert for 58 dead pool points this year, right?

Is it double points if it's actually in a pool?

technical question i'm not placed to answer tbh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10309517.stm

lbzc touchstone, this thread.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11512670

another bout of sobriety over

yep, he'll never get a callup again if this continues

Hope young Jack Wilshere is paying attention:

http://imgur.com/gd44j.jpg

one day after being in court for drunk driving and he's arrested again - drugs this time

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8079795/Paul-Gascoigne-arrested-one-day-after-being-warned-he-faces-prison.html

INSERT HILARIOUS REFERENCE TO AMY WINEHOUSE'S 'REHAB'

You guys are kind of disgusting. To get involuntarily sectioned for three months when you're a known alkie takes some doing; it means he is very poorly indeed.

― suzy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:54 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hence the deathwatch

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:58 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^pretty sure I excelsiored this first time round but lolled again regardless

― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 September 2008 16:37 (3 years ago)

bump

Wayne Rooney, who looked up to Gascoigne in his youth, pondered whether his one-time idol would have benefited from working under Sir Alex Ferguson, having been close to a move to Manchester United before opting for Spurs.

"You never know what would have happened but I know Alex Ferguson is the best in looking after his players and making sure his players are doing the right thing," the United forward told Daily Star Sunday.

this would be the Utd team of Bryan Robson, Paul McGrath and many other hardline straight-edgers

the speciousness of this comment from someone who was at playgroup during the era of which he speaks is boiling my piss tbqf

Paul Gascoigne was last night rushed to intensive care in America as former team-mates including Gary Lineker urged him 'to hang in there'.

so tempting but not gonna say it

twp comment is predictably inane but it's a species of the usual 'if only' drivel about gazza

a lot of fitba retards still seem to think he was a florid drunk who let things get out of hand, rather than someone with bipolar disorder and severe ocd in addition to his addiction

he did well to have any kind of high level career at all

was rooney whoring while at utd or was that in his everton days

Ah, I was wondering when this thread was coming back.

Paul Gascoigne arrested over suspected drunken assault

Real England's Rose

http://i.imgur.com/vzejV1k.jpg

lawl

maybe there's an alternate universe where Moaty is writing the column and it's illustrated with a photo of Collymore skulking behind a tree

important news

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/437194/I-am-NOT-DEAD-says-England-legend-Paul-Gascoigne

jaysus he's lookin rough

Balls, the wee cunt will outlive you and me both, small.

...'small' was supposed to be 'dm', make of that what you will.

yeah gollum was about 600 years old and he had to throw himself into a pool of lava so we might see gazza a while yet

"the death of paul gascoigne"

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The news no-one wanted to read. Gazza is in a familiar ...
blog.sundaysun.co.uk/2013/02/the-news-no-one-wanted-to-read.html
4 Feb 2013 - The greatest anxiety that the North East football scene has is that the next time that will happen for us is the death of Paul Gascoigne.

Lee Clark, the Birmingham City manager, said to Ravel that he was the best player since Gazza. His response: ‘Who’s Gazza?’

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/25/paul-gascoigne-emergency-detox-tottenham-hotspur-mental-health-act-drinking-binge

https://twitter.com/gazza8gascoigne

He is calling on his marras to twat some radge basket in Bournemouth ? That is what I could surmise before I give up reading!

When asked for his nationality in court, Mr Gascoigne replied: "England, Protestant."

oof

explains the moat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwQ7EG8XgAA6N7i.jpg

but makes this auld Rangers-related tabloid anecdote all the curiouser