DJ Khaledonian ThistleViv of Ian HollowayI Love You But I've Chosen HarknessJohnny Haynes Jazz
― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Robinho's Nest
― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Lava Lampards
― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Total Fretwork Solutions
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:43 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^always loved this one
― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Pieless in Gazza
― Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Rehhagels of Funk
Man Titty
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Stelling Does Tricks
― Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Jose's Giants
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Rodney Marshes Area Internal Drainage Board
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Bohinen Rhapsody still in my all time top 3.
― Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Kofi Annan Athletic
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
West Hamas United
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Fergie's Humps
― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Maximo Park Ji-Sung
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Due Southgate
― Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Silenzi's Golden
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Allardycing With Death
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Bullard in a China Shop
― Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Kitson's Personalised Tile Rack
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Amorphous Famagusta
Real Zarageezer
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Grasssmoker Zurich
― Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Hellas Verona Is Other People
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Aztec Camara
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
My brother ALWAYS calls his pub quiz teams "The Name With No Team".
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
*****
― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
We never thought that Man U would take it this far.
― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Cameron Jablowme
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I Can't Believe It's Guy Butters
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Man Or Enckelman
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link
'Ello Volgograd, Got A New Rotor?
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
65daysofstanic
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I was sufficiently bored yesterday afternoon that I was gonna try coming up with a list of Wu-related ones; started off with Only Built 4 Torsten Frings, which I thought was alright, but when I followed that up with Riggott Please, I kind of realised that it could only lead to disproportionate suffering.
That said:
Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
you are Nigel Blackwell and I claim my 5 quid
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I actually heard "Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)" being chanted during the "Let's go the..." bit of Uffington Wassail as soon as I read it
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Dom's latest also inspired
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link
(I have no idea how well supported Crewe are away from home, I feel I should point out. And given my abject failure to go to any of Southampton's games in the county in which I actually frickin' live this season, well, hush my mouth etc.)
RZA As Bobby HassellGhostface MillaCappabonnerInspectah CechMetgod Man
(you see what I was getting at)
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Bela Lugosi's Offside
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Stavanger New Viking
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I would be able to tell you how well-supported Crewe were away next season but it looks like they're gonna elude us. :(
I should come up with one of my own now.
Pokemon! Gotta Cattermole
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
10p Cheaper Than Dalian Atkinson (And Ten Times Better)
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Mondragon! Cottee Cattermole
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Dump The Body In Paul Lake
― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Wolves In The Trophy Room
Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Borussia Mönchensadsacks
― cozwn, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Winner.
― Holy Suffering Gobi Desert Clit Nun (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I Wanted Joe Hart
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 11:25 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I Want to Burn Higuain
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
Rhythm of Krul, T
Haha, I'm Downing
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
You Never Niemi
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
brown ideye girls
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 18 July 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link
Life, the Universe and Etherington
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 31 July 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
I'm Not George Friend, Buddy
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
de jong vorm huntelaar vlaar bods
― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
thank you fellaini me be moyes elf agin
― john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:17 (nine years ago) link
bit too last year that
― john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link
Quiz Akabusi
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link
not even a footballer ffs
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link
sportsman tho but
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link
gooners never say die
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
Vlaar! What Is It Good For?
― Matt DC, Friday, 15 August 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link
Ditched 'lovren an elevator' in favour of 'FKA migs' for my team this season.
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link
This has been a nightmare transfer window for fresh puns.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:59 (nine years ago) link
I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc― ailsa
― ailsa
stolen for my FF team this year
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:12 (nine years ago) link
jo inge berget rien
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link
Thudd Meridian
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
notts county for old men
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
I Don't Mind Holding Hands, But Not In Front Of Kompany
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link
Badstubers on Yahoo Chess
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 6 December 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
Mammary Sideboob
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 25 January 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link
Lukaku's Talking
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link
Torsten Frings I Hate About You
― there can be only (onimo), Monday, 2 February 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link
Return of Chamakh
― paolo, Monday, 2 February 2015 09:46 (nine years ago) link
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:34 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Winner
― paolo, Monday, 2 February 2015 09:47 (nine years ago) link
The Phil of The Neville Twins
― cgi bubka (NickB), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 09:53 (nine years ago) link
Vocal Frei
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link
A Wenger's Age of Nultron
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link
^ needs work
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link
Mark David Champ Man
― mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link
We're Cool, Juergen Sommer
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
Qarabag of Love
― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link
eder, fuckface
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link
Memphis John O'Shea
― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
Midtjylland Stars
(based on BT Sport's pronunciation)
― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
Xhaka Can
― pandemic, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
Edelman, Luck, and Plummer
― frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
Bolasie Come Home
― Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link
I have been rolling with Insane Clown Pochettino this season so kinda mortified to see Nakh's more elegant if more obscure version upthread.
― Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
Onomah of the State.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
Rican Havoc
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
Kantés To The Side.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
Bumping for the Euros.
In Sane In De Bruyne
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link
koeman feel the moyes
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 23 October 2017 14:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
Slow Lloris
― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F
― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke
― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just remembered this and googled and apparently no-one else in the world has made this joke despite it literally happening in a world cup final
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 August 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link
open call for fantasy football team names for the 2022/23 season
or, please give me ideas I can steal for office FF league
― salsa shark, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link