http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/3080395630_273326a28b.jpg?v=0
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3366/3307325045_dc515dd579.jpg?v=1235597702
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
dear spoons: fuc you
― That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Burl_Stanton
― max, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
dear nathan & amy: fuc you and your whiny-ass kid you bring everywhere with you even though you could totally get a babysitter
― That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2810909941_a7af692ca4.jpg?v=1220629532
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"what happened? i am confused." << love this tactic
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
dear passive-aggressiveness,
it's fine. keep it up. i'm ok here. it's cool. no, really.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
why do people start threads to just repost digg'd meme b.s. from websites and not just post a link to the website
― bobby dijindal (and what), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear Sarah:
This is just to say
that I have eaten the cheese
that you put in the fridge
Forgive me
It was delicious
so tangy
and so orange
― Ye Mad Puffin, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3011/2625080293_1cb18924f4.jpg?v=0
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
hey sarah,
someone opened it used it and left it unwrapped.
― jed_, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
dear cheese: sarah (bitch) is talking shit about you
― That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2509428080_8ee2699a44.jpg?v=0
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3303/3270202925_0e5714b9f2.jpg?v=1235598350
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i think that one is just straigh up aggressive xp
― max, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay so I don't want to overanalyze this but.
"Used"?
In what way do you "use" cheese other than eating it?
OMG I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WAS DONE WITH/TO SARAH'S CHEESE
― Ye Mad Puffin, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
dear tiffany: yes. be more dead.
― That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
marcus you deadbeat
― вaсoи клав о́r сaиdy (rent), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
These are coming from here by the way. A treasure trove.
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
That fish is going to suffocate anyway with those books on top of the bowl like that
― ‽, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
i just cant believe marcus
― вaсoи клав о́r сaиdy (rent), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
what nerve
okay not to overanalyze this, but why did she change pens? And what happened to the orange pen? I don't see it.
― candy corn for lunch and dinner (sarahel), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1208/538354371_4c471074bd.jpg?v=1181458267
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah it doesn't appear that it ran out of ink. the lettering looks quite saturated in color.
― yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
sarahel,
why would you state you don't want to overanalyze, and then proceed to overanalyze?
what happened? i'm confused.
xoelmo
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
dear ass toilet nazi: i hope you get eye herpes
― That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1413/942523806_bb452fce2e.jpg?v=0
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Money/Pix/pictures/2008/06/16/note460.jpg
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
dear apartment: i hope you also get eye herpes from having gross eye sex with toilet nazi
― That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm dying @ "what happened? i'm confused."
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
seriously, i actually, literally cannot stop laughing
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
that receipt was from a YELPer, wasn't it
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
^ tip should be: what happened? I'm confused.
― candy corn for lunch and dinner (sarahel), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Some of the people posting to the flickr pool seem to have confused passive aggressive with aggressive aggressive.
― 2nd-place ladyboy (Nicole), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf no it isn't
― goole, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/3245429533/
There is nothing passive about this!
― 2nd-place ladyboy (Nicole), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
xp guys tell me it isn't
― goole, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I bet a lot of these were preceded by stressed-out phone calls back to mom by freshman ug's away for the first time who have a four year plan and who don't see why we can't just live like adults whats so hard about that etc. and clever mom thinks i know, why don't you go buy a new sponge! let me know how it goes...bye becky, stay focused.
― вaсoи клав о́r сaиdy (rent), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I posted this on the lookit these fucking cats thread, something about a lost cat that appeared on my neighborhood's google message group.
miss hView profileHe wandered from 3300 ridge road. He is an inside outside cat that Ipicked up as a stray from the VA. His name is Milo. I work at saidVa all weekend. If you have a family for him though, I have noproblem with him having a good home. I took him off the hill as atiny kitten because we have huge foxes up there and he would have beeneaten.
miss hView profileThank you for taking care of milo
miss hView profileDid the neighbor come and get him, or did you take him to the shelter?
Will C.View profileWe've decided to keep him ourselves.He's going to be an indoor cat now.Peace,Will
miss hView profileok, can you do me a favor and post pictures of him periodically. Mydaughter has cried for days now about him.Peace out
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2357/2099971336_ec19763de3.jpg
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ neither passive nor aggressive
more like a agonized plea for dignity
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
are they confusing toilet lid w/toilet seat? Usually if I see a toilet with the lid down, I flush first figuring there's something gross the previous user wanted to hide.
― candy corn for lunch and dinner (sarahel), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
you wouldn't want them brought back tho really
xp
― goole, Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
yah i'm imagining note-writer walked into the bathroom and saw the toilet with nice clean water, seat down, lid up, and flipped out at our poor marcus. god what a fucking nutty bitch.
― goole, Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
though they're stealing from the dryers, so presumably they are were clean
― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2854148438_9154cd0943.jpg
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
lol that paper towel one.
"I AM NOT STINGY, BUT I DEMAND YOU CALL ME FOR PERMISSION WHEN YOU NEED A SQUARE OF PAPER TOWEL."
also: lack of breeding?
― circa1916, Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
wait - they're steeling panties ... like pouring molten steel on them Richard Serra style?
― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I thought the predate note was the passive aggressive one
― badg, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link
she was away for a few days & had no idea about the bike lane. the city literally painted around the car. the note was written by someone else in her absence (maybe a neighbor trying to be helpful). car owner has expressed mortification and remorse. COOL YR JETS INTERNET
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link
that doesn't make any sense, why wouldn't the city tow the car
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link
dunno man i'm just an internet ghost like the rest of you
http://gothamist.com/2018/08/28/park_slope_bike_lane_blocker.php
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
Is the car part of the Lenape Tribe?
― pplains, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
there is an apartment near me that put out some chairs for people
and a lady next door decided to gank the chairs ruining it for everyone
she forged fake passive aggressive signs with government emblems on them and put them in the building of the people that sit there, not sure what they said but some bullshit about being from the city and how the chairs were uncouth
now she has put up lawyer signs saying if the peace and quiet of the neighbourhood is offended, call this number
what a real POS
wondering what sign i should print out today and put up to combat this fuckhead
― cod mad (Ross), Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:46 (five years ago) link
fuck it i wont do anything, people are cunts
― cod mad (Ross), Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link
Some people have an impressive amount of time on their hands
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link
just shred her signs and tape the pieces back up
― President Keyes, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link
what is 'gank'?
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Friday, 4 January 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link
if it's a verb it means to steal something
― Number None, Friday, 4 January 2019 15:06 (five years ago) link
comes from hip hop, I think - I first remember hearing it in the early '90s
― Josefa, Friday, 4 January 2019 15:11 (five years ago) link
"I got ganked" = I was robbed
― Josefa, Friday, 4 January 2019 15:12 (five years ago) link
did that come out the same time "murk" did?
― Nhex, Friday, 4 January 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link
"murk" is later
― Οὖτις, Friday, 4 January 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link
i received this email from my work today:
Dear Karl Malone,
you recently received a phishing test from ______ Information Security Department and clicked on something we hoped you wouldn't. We feel that we've failed you in not preparing you enough to identify and report suspicious emails using the Phish Alert Report button. We apologize for not doing enough for you and investing in our people. As a result you are now enrolled in First time failures training campaign . You must complete this training within 5 business days from recieving this notice.
The courses you've been assigned are displayed below:
- Clark the Funtime Phisherman: Phishing with Fake Emails- Phish Catcher Game
all SICs are in the original
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
listen, we acknowledge that there is a huge problem with what you're doing as we apologize that we weren't able to do enough to counteract your terrible deficit of intelligence in time. although we allocate as many resources as we can to making you not mess up as bad, it is apparent that we are not doing enough for you. please take the time to review the phishing principles outlined in CLARK THE FUNTIME PHISHERMAN training and again, please accept our apologies for not doing enough to make you less bad.
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
btw the test i stoopidly failed, like a complete idiot that thirsts for a morsel of corporate provided preparation, was an email that looked like a taco bell coupon. i clicked the unsubscribe button without thinking. sigh. i am so bad. BAD worker! i am BAD BAD BAD!!!
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link
We Are Sorry That We Failed To Hire Someone Smarter But There You Have It
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
i would reply to that email with "APOLOGY ACCEPTED", but unfortunately the email explicitly requests that I do not reply to the sender
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
Wowww, and that's for "unsubscribe". Good job you didn't click the "tacos please" button!
― maffew12, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link
Wow, this is hilarious but also mostly creepy and dumb. Glad you're not sent to phishing summer skool but your superiors are self flagellating!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
First! Time! Failuuuure!
― kinder, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link
ahhhh that's the REAL test."reply all" to your entire workplace for bonus points
― kinder, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link
Honestly though this is really amazing and I'm glad you posted it
"First time failures training campaign" sounds like a group of misfits from an 80s teen movie. The end of your training is going to be a softball game against the snooty rich kid summer camp from across the lake.
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link
part of our Journey to Zero Karls
― maffew12, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
as always, i aim to make my job so efficient and automated that my own job is called into question
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
Karl, I love this for you. Those fuckers!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link
This IT department likes to do things, a little differently!
― maffew12, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
Are you certain that Clark the Funtime Phisherman is not itself a phishing scheme??
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link
Not remotely passive but
https://i.ibb.co/VV1JCD3/IMG-20191230-203200.jpg
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 02:13 (four years ago) link
Well what is it
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 02:15 (four years ago) link
Looks like someone who was hiding something in a trash can would write - they obviously don’t want anyone throwing trash in there. You know what you have to do
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link
or move the sign to the trash can
― Robert Corwen (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 03:18 (four years ago) link
This Is Not a Fugazi Trash Can
― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 03:51 (four years ago) link
This situation could have been avoided by posting an OUT OF ORDER sign on the broken hand dryer, instead of putting a trash bag over it and then freaking out about people thinking it was a trash can.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link
Just put another, handwritten sign that says "LOL OK Magritte."
― Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 11:06 (four years ago) link
Just checking, everyone's hearing that in John Lydon's voice?
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 11:07 (four years ago) link
lol yes
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link
I have a roommate, and we talked about getting a little whiteboard for notes and stuff. I mentioned this thread and we read it and roffled hard. ILX is a treasure trove
― rip van wanko, Monday, 5 October 2020 06:15 (three years ago) link
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58745bf06a4963044b2614aa/1498537004218-CVWY6WHPZIXN6H7X7OQW/image-asset.jpeg
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Thursday, 5 May 2022 11:33 (one year ago) link
pretty aggressive, not so much passive
― Nhex, Thursday, 5 May 2022 12:29 (one year ago) link
Absolutely spectacular. Where is this place?
― trishyb, Thursday, 5 May 2022 12:33 (one year ago) link
around melbourne apparently
https://i.imgur.com/dRUrEl8.jpg
― conrad, Thursday, 5 May 2022 14:08 (one year ago) link
Wild horses could not drage me to Moe's
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Thursday, 5 May 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link
not even for a steak cooked for 45 minutes?
― kinder, Thursday, 5 May 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
https://www.lazymoes.com.au/about
The owner is apparently named Michael, and has opened the following string of restaurants:
Leo's Dial a PizzaPasta by FlorentineSpag's Pizza and PastaCarlito's Pizza and PastaWoggie's PizzaCarlito's PizzaSmoken Joe’s Café Moonee PondsCousin Joe'sLazy Moes
― jmm, Thursday, 5 May 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link
you forgotPassAgg Joe’s Pizza, the place where it all started for Mike
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Thursday, 5 May 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link
oh so it's like the themeenjoyed that a lot. since I'm not there!
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 May 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link