OK, it took a while, but Damn! The WALKERS CRISPS NEW FLAVOUR POLL

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Doubling up as the KEEP AWAY FROM THE FISH AND CHIP ONE!! IS URBAN POLLUTION!!! warning thread

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Onion Bhaji 5
Fish and Chips 3
Builders Breakfast 3
Cajun Squirrel 2
Chili and Chocolate 1
Crispy Duck & Hoisin Sauce 1


Mark G, Friday, 13 March 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I was sure we did this but if anyone knows his way around "search" it's Mark. So I say "Duck".

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, I remember now, they were discussed here...
Why are Walkers Cheese & Onion and Salt & Vinegar crisps in the wrong packets?
Mostly negatively iirc.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

buuilder's breakfast in all its eggy deliciousness

warmsherry, Friday, 13 March 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

any mores?

Mark G, Thursday, 19 March 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Ah, yr right, I hadn't seen that discussion.

As stated there, the Onion bhajii was fine, but the others I have in exactly reverse order (FISH AND CHIPS? YOU CRAZY??)

Mark G, Thursday, 19 March 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Fish and Chips taste exactly like fish batter, therefore seem even greasier than other Walkers crisps. Why not just have lard flavour and be done with it?
I have a problem with crisps that do actually taste just like the thing they're supposed to taste like.

DavidM, Thursday, 19 March 2009 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link

only had duck and squirrel ones, liked the squirrel, but hated the duck.

not_goodwin, Thursday, 19 March 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link

They were all fucking vile. Give me salt & vinegar any day.

nate woolls, Thursday, 19 March 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I quite liked the fish and chip one. Is like tasty greasy offspring of Scampi Fries and Walker's roast chicken. It's that or the onion bhaji, for me.

The chili and chocolate ones were so disgusting that none of the six people who tried the packet I bought wanted more than one of them.

And I haven't seen single packets of the builder's breakfast for sale anywhere.

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 19 March 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

The duck one was beyond foul, couldn't bring myself to buy the chilli and chocolate. Quite liked the squirrel one and bought it on several occasions, but it was an old-skool synthetic 'tastes nothing like the real thing' crisp.

McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 March 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, the squirrel one is the least offensive. Builder's Breakfast is disturbingly authentic.

Number None, Thursday, 19 March 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

This is verrah odd.

C&C was the one that got the general thumbs up. Duck/Hoisin was most favouritted, followed by Cajun Squirrel.

Onion B isn't too bad either.

Mark G, Thursday, 19 March 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

F&C was considered "rank!", did we get a bad packet you reckon?

Mark G, Thursday, 19 March 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

will be v disappointed if onion bhaji doesn't win the nationwide poll.

ledge, Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link

are the various flavours in BB mixed together, or does one crisp taste like egg, another bacon, another ketchup etc? i couldn't work it out.

the next grozart, Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

only tried the Fish&Chips and Breakfast ones - both pretty good

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

or does one crisp taste like egg, another bacon, another ketchup etc

can you imagine the logistics in trying to get that to work?

ledge, Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link

well how do they organise packets of Haribo star mix? same principle

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i imagine crisps as being more fragile and less amenable to proper mixing techniques.

ledge, Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I quite liked the fish and chip one. Is like tasty greasy offspring of Scampi Fries

Made me think of Scampi Fries too. The only other one I've tried was Builder's Breakfast, but have no idea what this tasted like or what it was supposed to taste like.

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Kind of like Smoky Bacon?

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 22 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Fish & Chips the best of all the ones I've tried - nice and vinegary.
Cajun squirrel and Hoisin Duck a bit meh.
Builders' Breakfast - just tried these today and they are freakishly realistic. Although somehow not very nice at the same time. And I say this as a fan of both crisps and breakfasts...

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 22 March 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess I will vote for fish+chips here (where it is important to represent against the haterz) and onion bhaji in the real thing (where it is important that whichever is more popular out the 2 flavours I wd actually buy again wins, and chilli and chocolate is not allowed to keep existing, honestly get that thing onto the culinary disasters thread now)

(except I think you're allowed to text in more than once in the Walkers vote so that doesn't make much sense, but that's not exactly a first for my posts)

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 22 March 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link

cajun squirrel is pretty bland

Michael B, Sunday, 22 March 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 23 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

OK, that one I can accept.

Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2009 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Builder's Breakfast won (the official compo anyway)

http://www.walkers-crisps.co.uk/flavours/default.aspx?ver=low

koogs, Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

(beware - audio)

koogs, Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, OK with that but had at least three I liked better.

Mark G, Friday, 15 May 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

FUCK

massive dynamic lady (ledge), Friday, 15 May 2009 07:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Srsly, these are all repellent, and the duck is the most disgusting of the lot. Walker's food technicians really blew this out.

Bill A, Friday, 15 May 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah mate onion bhaji were great.

It sounds tough, but the remaining five flavours will be taken off the shelves

FUCK

massive dynamic lady (ledge), Friday, 15 May 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Bill A bang on the money.

Dom P's Rusty Nuts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 May 2009 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link

duck was disgusting but loved the fish and chips. sad to hear its disappearing :(

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 15 May 2009 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The fish and chips one I had was absolutely disgusting, we chucked the pack after Alice and I tried one crisp each, and Amber wouldn;t go anywhere near them.

Was it a bad pack?

Mark G, Friday, 15 May 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Fish and chips was horrible, you and Amber did good. But I dislike those Sacmpi Fries you get down the pub, so I can see how tastes would vary.

I'm not happy about ONion Bhaji going, that's the only flavour I would actually, you know, buy.

NotEnough, Friday, 15 May 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Crispy duck was one I could say "isn't done elsewhere", along with the Chili/choc one.

They need to publish the results, damnit.

Mark G, Friday, 15 May 2009 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

world cup crisps, anyone?

koogs, Monday, 26 April 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Germany are good, Japan aren't very good.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

the northern europe 6-pack in sainsburys aren't vegetarian friendly. dunno if that's all three flavours or only some of them. had the sweet chutney and the kangaroo. both tasted like oddly flavoured crisps.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/05/charlie-brooker-world-cup-crisps

koogs, Monday, 26 April 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

new flavours for Red Nose Day:
Stephen Fry Up
Jimmy Con Carrne
Frank Roast Dinner
Steak And Al Pie

koogs, Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

The Chilli Con Carne flavour is pretty accurate but not very interesting tbh. Don't have any desire to try the rest of them.

Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 January 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Chip shop curry flavour is decent.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 30 January 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh wait that's golden wonder.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 30 January 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Cheese, Cucumber and Salad Cream (flavour)
Ham and Mustard (flavour)
apparently 4 more flavours, inspired by sandwiches...

koogs, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link


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