Shutter Island (new Scorsese, w/DiCaprio, Ruffalo, etc)

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/shutterisland/

looks completely batshit, possibly not very good, but possibly entertaining despite this

gangsta hug (omar little), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah the trailer makes it seem kind of terrible tbh

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Looks like In Dreams Part II kind of.

Alex in SF, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

This might be the seamy potboiler Mystic River should've been.

Oh wait, Scorsese's directing? Never mind.

nu hollywood (Eric H.), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

just do the departed II, casino II, etc imo.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

This might be the seamy potboiler Mystic River should've been.

Oh wait, Scorsese's directing? Never mind.

― nu hollywood (Eric H.), Friday, June 12, 2009 7:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what would u call cape fear?

s1ocki, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Thought-provoking New York bloodsport. Unless I'm confusing it with Schindler's List...

nu hollywood (Eric H.), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

gotta admit im basically psyched for this

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Thought-provoking New York bloodsport. Unless I'm confusing it with Schindler's List...

― nu hollywood (Eric H.), Friday, June 12, 2009 7:55 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're confusing it with something by abel ferrara im guessing

s1ocki, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Ms. 45 is so real.

nu hollywood (Eric H.), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

looks enjoyably silly. I guess he liked Zodiac.

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

also: Max Von Sydow is still alive?!

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The book is awesome for a twisty-turny mystery. But the trailer has me a little dismayed, since it's showing an awful lot of spoilers. I'm excited for this though.

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

at the end do they realize it actually means "shut her island"

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 June 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i'll wait for Silence

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 13 June 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

gotta admit im basically psyched for this

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:57 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Roz, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

WHY?

just cuz Leo + Marty has sucked every time?

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i liked the departed.

but apart from that, it looks like it could be a supremely entertaining carcrash.

Roz, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

this looks kinda crappy to me

i liked the departed a lot but hated the other two marty/leo collabs

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 June 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Is Leo actually a delusional/schizophrenic/MPD (pick one) patient and just imagining that he's a federal marshal sent to solve a mystery?

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Saturday, 13 June 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

(ie feels more Identity II than In Dreams II)

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Saturday, 13 June 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

trailer seems to give away a lot, and i don't know anything about the source material

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Saturday, 13 June 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

the setup seems very 'wicker man'-ish, no?

LaMonte, Saturday, 13 June 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

good to see the island from King Kong getting work

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 June 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ Hahah! This looks so-so. Hate Leo's accent - dude still looks/sounds like he's 15.

Marcus Brody Ta-Dow! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 13 June 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

WHY?

just cuz Leo + Marty has sucked every time?

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, June 13, 2009 1:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1) because everyone on this thread is hating and im chaotic neutral

2) why not

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Saturday, 13 June 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

WHY?

just cuz Leo + Marty has sucked every time?

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, June 13, 2009 7:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe. maybe not. maybe fuck yourself.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 13 June 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

bronson comin' heavy

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 June 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

This was one of the worst books I've read in the recent past btw.

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 13 June 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Really can't see how this will be anything other than ridiculous unless they totally change the ending.

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://arcona.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/statue_planet.jpg

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

it turns out that is was all dream, right?

lol xpost

Lamp, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

wow,the trailer looks like it's gonna be scorsese most embarrassing movei ever.
i hope i'm wrong,but it really looks like an average stupid horror movie,
what happend mr. scorsese?!

Zeno, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

He started sucking oh about twenty years ago (with a couple of exceptions)?

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

if he started 20 years ago
this looks like the end.

Zeno, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

this movie will be awesome to watch while i am drunk

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

He started sucking oh about twenty years ago (with a couple of exceptions)?

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:54 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what the fuck?

yeah, it all went downhill after the last temptation of christ: goodfellas, casino, the departed... what a disaster for scorsese.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i will stan for 4 films he has made since goodfellas, mildly rep for 3 others

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i prefer the second half of his career tbqh.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

raging bull was the last truely great movie he made imo.
he did some great films since - yes,but he didnt topped the bull.

Zeno, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

and when he was good,it was mostly felt like a remake of a greater,older scorsese movie.

Zeno, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

horseshit!

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that's a ridiculous criticism of any director who has a certain milieu he or she works in tbh

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

think he's got more... fluent. but i think 'raging bull' is an arty bore so.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

this looks pretty dumb

ruffalo owns tho

ruffalowns

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Thought Goodfellas was '89, but post that there is a lot of crap certainly more than enough to make me doubt his next movie will be a good one. And Departed's a garbage remake, only marginally better than his awful version of Cape Fear.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

raging bull is a movie i really dig but i don't feel like it did as much for me as it should have.

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

the departed is better than infernal affairs

enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Hah you made a funny!

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, no, it's pretty much indisputable that the departed is superior to infernal affairs - AiSF disagreeing is just proof of this

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

SHUTTER ISLAND: WILL IT SUCK?

^ another good thread FYI

Whenever I think of this movie I just end up singing "Thunder Island" by Jay Ferguson.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

i knew i already bitched about this movie somewhere on ilx!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

ha ditto

goole, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

man I hate Ben Kingsley so much. I was talking to a friend who had seen Hugo a while ago, we settled on the idea that the thing that Ben Kingsley is employed by directors to deliver could more efficiently be achieved by just a sustained shot of him standing in a kind of vaudevillian jazz-hands pose & waving a top hat, just beaming anachronistically, spoonfeeding the audience the old time vibe he freelances so reliably.

I feel like this movie just joins a sad canon of post fight club flicks that are clustered together in impotently trying out the shocking reveal denouement like it was something dramatic & new, a comment on our condition. like the machinist or w/e. it'll be like watching Rambo movies to understand how America felt about the war, watching lazy bloated studio pieces cobbled together from dull trends & wondering why these were what we needed to see.

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

you hate fun. also the score is fantastic.

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

the machinist much much worse than this fwiw

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

well sure but that's not saying much

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

first blood is a masterpiece

am0n, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

Still baffled by Wolf Street--the film, the enthusiasm for it here--I finally took this off the shelf, hoping for a glimmer of...something.

Didn't get it. I have an interpretation, though. Ben Kingsley is Pauline Kael (or the ghost of Kael), Ruffalo is John Cassavetes (or ditto), DiCaprio is Scorsese. All of DiCaprio's fantasies are stand-ins for all the noise of Scorsese's last two decades--the awards, the grandfathered reverence, the best-since-whatever dance. Kingsley/Kael and Ruffalo/Cassavetes are trying the most radical therapy ever, nursing DiCaprio/Scorsese along to a breakthrough moment of acceptance: "I'm lost."

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link

The day that comes when I take Redacted off the shelf to just look for a glimmer of something (or that I'd ever have it on my shelf in the first place) is the day I know I've lost it.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link

But, no, this movie's cool. Scor's best in the last decade.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

take that DVD copy of Redacted and put it where your heart ought to be.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

motherfucking distended Twilight Zone

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link

here's your glimmer: DeP communictaes that the USA is the capital of shit in Redacted

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link

You don't glide quite right.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link

No definitive google results on that line.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link

https://youtu.be/t1zxmJ2R0eU?t=29m9s

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:04 (ten years ago) link

I watched this a second time a few weeks back. It plays a bit better now with the knowledge that fucking Hugo was up next, but its still a confused mess--why address the (potentially compelling) trauma of Teddy's wartime experience if the whole thing just turns out to be about his crazy wife?

I'm still not over Ben Kingsley explaining the plot with a chalkboard and a pointer, either.

Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

Probably my favourite OST ever

pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

Yeah - the soundtrack for this was remarkable. Forgot about that (and I own it!)

That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link

I'm still not over Ben Kingsley explaining the plot with a chalkboard and a pointer, either.

http://faculty.cua.edu/johnsong/hitchcock/images/stills/psycho/psychiat-psycho.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

It's like all my favourite second-tier composers! and Max Richter :/

pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link

OP crazy otm tbf

gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

Cryptosicko and Josh: as I watched Kingsley's dreary explanatory scene, Psycho was exactly what I thought of--even wondered if Scorsese was partly parodying the Simon Oakland scene, like De Palma did in Dressed to Kill. Actually, I thought Kingsley and von Sydow were pretty good in this--they at least seem to be having fun. DiCaprio's terrible.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:11 (ten years ago) link

this felt like scorsese wanting to do some kind of absurd OTT project on a whim, just for kicks. Which is nice when you're able to do that on this kind of budget.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link

I think I read somewhere that Some Kind of Absurd OTT Project on a Whim, Just for Kicks was the working title for his latest.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link

That was the working title for his never realized SuperHeavy concert film.

Cryptosicko and Josh: as I watched Kingsley's dreary explanatory scene, Psycho was exactly what I thought of--even wondered if Scorsese was partly parodying the Simon Oakland scene, like De Palma did in Dressed to Kill. Actually, I thought Kingsley and von Sydow were pretty good in this--they at least seem to be having fun. DiCaprio's terrible.

― clemenza, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 6:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought of countless Mystery Science Theater 3000 subjects.

Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:49 (ten years ago) link

"There was no monster."

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:52 (ten years ago) link

A duly appointed federal marshal, rescued, alive, well, and of normal size, some 8000 miles away in a lifeboat.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:14 (ten years ago) link

von Sydow having more fun in the McKenzie Brothers movie. And Shame.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:56 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

soon to be an HBO series! wtf.

http://thedissolve.com/news/3056-shutter-island-series/

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

Cable TV series are the new Broadway musicals.

It's Autumn Sunrise (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

Good to know that we've been spared Broadway versions of Fargo and Shutter Island.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

looool @ this news

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

I hope a different insane inmate tries to escape each episode

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link

I dunno... I didn't love the film but a lot of it was because the denouement was so rushed it became preposterous. A whole series set on a strange island could be cool. Maybe they could strip all the characters of names and just give them numbers or something....

Scary Darey (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

The series needs to end with Ben Kingsley explaining things with a chalkboard and a pointer every week.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

be seeing you

xp

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

Good to know that we've been spared Broadway versions of Fargo and Shutter Island.

it's not an either/or thing, wait a decade

suppose this will be like that american horror story season minus the aliens

da croupier, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

why would you even make this into a TV series and then waste the brand recognition by giving it a different name

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

shoulda gone with Shutter Island Rising

da croupier, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

The series needs to end with Ben Kingsley explaining things with a chalkboard and a pointer every week.

omfg loooooool

Gay Fire Beautiful Dong (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 September 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

I would like to point out that this is still being shown on airplanes

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 July 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link

I think the idea is that you're trapped, and you have to watch it. Just like that Twilight Zone with the monster on the wing.

clemenza, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

shitter island morelike

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

i kept calling my dog ah doolee appointed feduhral mahshull last night and my wife had to tell me to knock it off

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, February 19, 2010 12:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i paraphrased this post to my roommate the other night and we both laughed about it for like ten minutes. an hour or two later, through her door, she was still periodically bursting into cackles over it. A+

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 February 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Mv17F1Jpc

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link

This movie is so headed for Camp Classic status.

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link

This movie is in charge of camp classic and I want to go there every summer and learn how to kayak from a dulee uhpointit fehdural mawhshawall

rum dmc (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link


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