xp Even though we were stuffed to the gills, I pleasantly coerced myself into a dessert.
I think he means he jerked off.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i assumed by the camera and the tone of the driver's voice that she'd done this routinely. bizarre that it didn't occur to her to just leave ten minutes earlier or choose a different route.
― balls, Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
"Irish nachos" seems offensive somehow
― Number None, Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
Irish Nachos are like regular nachos but instead of tortilla chips there are crispy sliced of baked potatoes on the bottom!
oh ffs
― pplains, Friday, 9 November 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
Jewish Nachos = Matzchos
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11/republicans-consider-welcoming-people-who-believe-in-math-and-science.html
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Friday, 9 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
nice try tho
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Friday, 9 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/02/nebraska-man-accused-attacking-wife-with-sandwich/
― Evan, Friday, 9 November 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.
Oh god...
http://csiloveyou.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/copvom.jpg?w=300&h=224
http://brunswickpolice.org/images/CPA_crime1.jpg
― Evan, Friday, 9 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/kung-fu-instructor-students-fight-armed-robber-squ/nSxph/
― 乒乓, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1112/83709.html#ixzz2C1DTuXgG
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
whoa, a nsfw warning would've been nice for that headline.
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
lol i just clicked it and they change the headline. now i can't remember what it said but it was better. it was like Grover Norquist: Romney a 'poopy head'
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
Interview is here: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50134975n
About 1:45 in.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qdFtl.png
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
Mitt Romney: Painted As Poop
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md02271HfA1qzigjno1_1280.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
wc
― Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
was waiting for that
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure she came up on the lifecoach guru nuthouse thread
― goole, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2012/11/07/police-robbery-thwarted-after-chinese-restaurant-workers-fail-to-understand-demands/
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
I should have known better than to start reading the comments section.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://pitchfork.com/news/48689-andrew-wk-named-cultural-ambassador-to-the-middle-east-by-us-department-of-state/
― Evan, Sunday, 25 November 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
???
― goole, Sunday, 25 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
I know right?
― Evan, Monday, 26 November 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link
Party over :(
http://news.yahoo.com/us-rescinds-offer-send-performer-andrew-w-k-212201260.html
― a worthy pioner! (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
"among other things"
aw :/
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
so i saw this "killer karaoke" thing on fb today and am wondering if that is real or onion-y or what?
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/11/26/3114359/man-who-died-during-roach-eating.html
― elan, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 05:34 (eleven years ago) link
i guess the u.s. is still in a depression huh
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/28/is-praying-for-a-lottery-win-frowned-upon-depends-on-who-you-ask/
― abanana, Thursday, 29 November 2012 07:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://gothamist.com/2012/12/05/red_cross_drops_off_trashbag_of_ham.php
Red Cross Delivers Trashbag Of Broken Hamburgers To Sandy Victims
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
haha jeez
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
my heart wants to believe that those came from the mitt romney non-campaign event
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
maybe it's some kind-of "art prank" like what this guy did: 'Hamburglar' Artist Throws Gnawed Cheeseburgers at People From Bike
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
Sean Penn blasts fellow actors for putting money before arthttp://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/dec/14/sean-penn-blasts-fellow-actors
― wolves lacan, Friday, 14 December 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iD5qA2Etr_0/TI1vCdVdQgI/AAAAAAAABoM/LCQWwM-Of44/s1600/logo.png
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 14 December 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/18/quebec-theft-maple-syrup-court.html8M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrestsMaple syrup seized in Quebec theft probe to be releasedQuebec police conduct 2nd maple syrup raidMaple syrup seized in N.B. may have been stolen in QuebecPolice search warehouse for missing maple syrup
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
whoops, first one should have been
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/18/quebec-theft-maple-syrup-court.html8M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrests
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
$18M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrests
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/drive-thru-prank-leaves-workers-questioning-reality-214808352.html
for the headline
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 January 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693
A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.
The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link
Well done that man!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BF-AE118B_05WIc_G_20130104192101.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:06 (eleven years ago) link
there was (still is) a blog called 'four hour work week' where he pretty much advocates doing this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Hour_Workweek
― koogs, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:18 (eleven years ago) link
xp some discussion of that stupid graphic in batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition
― Neil S, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/republicans-accuse-obama-of-using-position-as-president-to-lead-country.html
― velvet undergrad (diamonddave85), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
well that's certainly taking the thread title literally.
― s.clover, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
ha
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
headline ambiguity funnies
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/01/20/us-fake-sept-11-coins-settlement.html
― abanana, Sunday, 20 January 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
9/11 coins was a hoax
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 20 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link