lol sometimes my clipboard refuses to copy the right thing, yes it's that story
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 23 March 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link
it's probably wrong to say "someone that stupid deserves to be shot" but...
― Nhex, Sunday, 23 March 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
some of his other tattoos are even dumber.
― how's life, Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link
http://blog.caranddriver.com/puppy-potential-volkswagen-teams-with-rspca-to-teach-dogs-to-drive
― Lee626, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
Posted April 1
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link
DEA Chief: Please, Think Of The Dogs Before You Legalize Pot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/02/dogs-marijuana-pets_n_5078556.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
― Mordy , Wednesday, 2 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
xp - article notes it was an april fools joke played on the magazine editors (FR5T APR number plate etc.), but being a regular C/D reader am rather sure it's not their joke on the readers. Good Onionesque headline in any case.
― Lee626, Thursday, 3 April 2014 04:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/10745630/Pakistani-9-month-old-baby-accused-of-attempted-murder.html
but mostly sad
― Mordy , Friday, 4 April 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link
https://roadtrippers.com/blog/harvard-discovers-three-of-its-library-books-are-bound-in-human-flesh
Of course, if this was from The Onion, the three books would be Fifty Shades of Grey, Kenny Loggins' autobiography, and Jimmy Carter's Revolutionary War novel.
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 April 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
Not my discovery, but:
Parrot put on Prozac after being left in garage for three years after repeating screaming name of owner's dead wife
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
^after repeatedly screaming
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
aw. parrots are easily mentally damaged things.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's a horribly sad story
― balls, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link
I don't know about this "owning a pet with a longer lifespan than you that also mimics the English language."
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link
christ that bird looks horrifying
― Nhex, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link
You should see Sarah these days.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link
Laboratory-grown vaginas implanted in patients
I've been wondering what Cronenberg was up to.
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link
he's been fairly prolific over the last few years
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 April 2014 13:27 (ten years ago) link
The full headline is closer to an actual news story but the headline I first saw on twitter was "Vice Journalist Smokes Marijuana During Interview": http://t.co/sRQ1Mf1v4H
― posi riot (some dude), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:32 (ten years ago) link
Ragtag Team of Rogue Chihuahuas Terrorizing Arizona Town
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Friday, 18 April 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/7830524/German-throws-puppy-at-Hells-Angels-bikers-then-flees-on-bulldozer.html
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 08:31 (ten years ago) link
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear,"
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 19 April 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
Arkansas ex-cop killed while trying to set anti-corruption blogger’s hot dog cart on fire
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/19/arkansas-ex-cop-killed-while-trying-to-set-anti-corruption-bloggers-hot-dog-cart-on-fire/
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 13:44 (ten years ago) link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/video-josie-cunningham-plans-abortion-3434350#ixzz2zQCVM59q"
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Monday, 21 April 2014 12:52 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2014/apr/21/obama-easter-bunny-egg-roll-white-house
"Barack Obama kisses first lady Michelle Obama alongside a masked adult dressed as a towering, man-sized rabbit whose unblinking eyes never stray from the president and his wife."
― kinder, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
Spanish village considers changing name from 'Kill Jews'.
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:00 (ten years ago) link
it's kind of begging for it tbh
http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/wrigley-field-celebrates-100-years-of-baseball-1398273666-slideshow/
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link
justin bieber visits the yasukuni shrine:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/04/23/how-justin-bieber-inadvertently-stepped-into-one-of-the-worlds-greatest-geopolitical-controversies/
― building a desert (art), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:47 (ten years ago) link
Nothing Justin Bieber-related ever surprises me/comes off as onion-y to me anymore.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:54 (ten years ago) link
Giant John Paul II crucifix falls and instantly crushes young man to death in Italy
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:57 (ten years ago) link
http://www.okcfox.com/story/25302985/teens-find-new-use-for-burts-beeswax-lip-balm
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link
ppl are just posting 'news of the weird' links now
― balls, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link
oh cmon if you can't get down with
Those who are into "Beezin" say it adds to experience of being drunk or high.Others say it helps to keep them alert.So what's exactly causes that tingling sensation in Burt's Beeswax?
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link
uncanny how much that's like the onion
― balls, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:31 (ten years ago) link
stay ballzin
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link
reads like it has been run back and forth through babelfish a few times
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 25 April 2014 09:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/in-the-long-run-wars-make-us-safer-and-richer/2014/04/25/a4207660-c965-11e3-a75e-463587891b57_story.html
― goole, Monday, 28 April 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link
it was more "lol but sad" but I thought it was a parody when I first read the "NACCP Reconsiders Award for Donald Sterling" headline this weekend.
Just picturing his agent going, "Oooh, Donny. This is really going to hurt your chances getting that NAACP honor..."
― pplains, Monday, 28 April 2014 14:16 (ten years ago) link
Is that what Beez in the Trap is about?
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/04/28/violent_dr_seuss_book_should_be_banned_from_library_patron_says.html
Pretty sure the patron in question is just trolling, but still:
This is the same work of fiction that former U.S. First Lady Laura Bush, an ex-librarian, said was her favourite children’s book. She told The Wall Street Journal in 2006 she even had photos of her twins, Jenna and Barbara, jumping on the belly of their father, George W., when he read to them. No assault charges were laid against the girls.
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link
That book does get a little dark in some places:
http://astridlingering.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-1-e1330918071197-224x300.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/community-fears-rotting-whale-carcass-is-set-to-explode/
more "news of the weird" than onion-like admittedly, but whatever, great article
Jenny Parsons, the owner of the Seaside restaurant in the town, said she fears the smell of the whale, which is about 500 metres from her business, will deter customers.Parsons said she would like to see the whale towed to another location to finish rotting and then return its skeleton so it can be featured as a tourist attraction.“The whale has got to go,” Parsons said. “But I think we have a limited amount of time to figure out where we could put the whale so we don’t lose the valuable part of the whale.”
Parsons said she would like to see the whale towed to another location to finish rotting and then return its skeleton so it can be featured as a tourist attraction.
“The whale has got to go,” Parsons said. “But I think we have a limited amount of time to figure out where we could put the whale so we don’t lose the valuable part of the whale.”
― silverfish, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:05 (ten years ago) link
for the photohttp://f.cl.ly/items/0Q0U1H3H3B1d1G0E1r1R/Capture.PNG
― sktsh, Friday, 2 May 2014 14:04 (ten years ago) link
this thread is experiencing some mission creep.
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link
word.
― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 14:28 (ten years ago) link
That looks like a fetish suit
― DDD, Friday, 2 May 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link
Hrm yeah. Maybe not best thread for it. Those eyes though.
― sktsh, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
there's a shining carpet doormat you can buy also that i have to admit is tempting
― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link
followup to silverfish's story:
http://www.weather.com/video/whale-not-expected-to-explode-47922?
thank god
― tao lin wolf (unregistered), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
Man Tries to Marry Porn-Filled Laptop
http://www.newser.com/story/186425/man-tries-to-marry-porn-filled-laptop.html
― some dude, Thursday, 8 May 2014 11:20 (nine years ago) link