Tiger Woods car/life crash

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still driving on the ambien i see

-_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBF0yqsUwAEIg1g.jpg:large

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

No alcohol involved btw.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

so it was prescription drugs and he was found asleep at the wheel. he says "unexpected reaction" of drugs but my heart says "driving high af on opiates"

-_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link

yeah he is clearly banjaxed on some serious downers there

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

The guy has to be on a barrel load of painkillers tbf.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

could he be... back?

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

MF sank an incredible putt on da 17th

zalstarz (calstars), Sunday, 11 March 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link

he's back baby

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

Perhaps they should wait and see if he can win today.

http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/2018/09/23/tiger-woods-2018-masters-betting-favorite/

I don't take it seriously, but that's quite insane.

clemenza, Sunday, 23 September 2018 13:24 (five years ago) link

That walk up 18 was something to see.

clemenza, Sunday, 23 September 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

in this #metoo age in which we live, it sometimes feels good to say what we're actually really thinking: CONGRATULATIONS Tiger on your golfing game victory!!!

del griffith, Sunday, 23 September 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

Major ugh.

Great morning at Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter, Florida with @JackNicklaus and @TigerWoods! pic.twitter.com/mdPN4yvS8e

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2019

clemenza, Monday, 4 February 2019 03:50 (five years ago) link

Sad but no surprise

marcos smart (Spottie), Monday, 4 February 2019 04:13 (five years ago) link

I wonder if Jack sleeps around.

Xtra sad that it has nothing to do with golf. Just feel like hanging around a famous blowhard tell some lies.

nicky lo-fi, Monday, 4 February 2019 04:51 (five years ago) link

Trump almost as large as Christie now by the looks of that pic

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 4 February 2019 05:16 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

This morning @LMTLASD responded to a roll-over collision in which @TigerWoods was injured. Please see our statement... pic.twitter.com/cSWOxKZC1w

— LA County Sheriffs (@LASDHQ) February 23, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

bold font and colour choices from the la county sheriffs there

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

Again, wow. When I looked into it, came across this--which was posted two days ago.

https://www.golfmagic.com/pga-tour/tiger-woods-looked-absolutely-fried-cbs-interview-about-masters

"Tiger Woods looks like he’s coming off a two week bender."

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link

i guess I didn't think that interview was bad? he looked tired, but he's coming off back surgery, he certainly wasn't incoherent.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

I do think of the phrase "car/life crash" often

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

I didn't watch it, was just struck by the proximity of that phrase and this news.

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link

Story updated with statement from Woods' agent Mark Steinberg:

"Tiger Woods was in a single-car accident this morning in California where he suffered multiple leg injuries. He is currently in surgery and we thank you for your privacy and support."

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

You're welcome, and I will endeavor to maintain my privacy.

Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

i like how the sheriff's department @'ed him

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link

all sympathy for people with addictions issues but he really needs to stop driving around full of pills

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

hes a billionaire he should have never drive ever

a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

ok if he wins another Masters after this I'll be impressed

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

Not passing any judgment on someone obviously struggling with addiction issues, but it boggles my mind when people that rich don't hire people to drive them around.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link

Maybe he enjoys driving?

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

First we RIP Rush now we car crash Tiger. Can't wait to see what next week is going to bring.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

In surgery, I'd imagine he's going to done playing golf

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

Competitively, at least, sounds highly doubtful. Hard to imagine him not golfing, but I can think of other equally driven and competitive athletes who seemed to adjust okay post-retirement. I hope he has full mobility.

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

Might be a silver lining if that chase for majors gets taken off him tbh

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

yeah I meant competitively

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

When the first crash happened, way upthread I was one of a couple of people who still thought he had a decent chance to catch Nicklaus (about 25%, I said). I was fixated on the scandal, and seriously underestimated his physical problems. In the end, it was something of a miracle he managed to win one more.

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link

Yeah agreed

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link

compound leg fracture and shattered ankle

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link

Seemingly no impairment, that's good news. He was speeding, though (on what's supposed to be a bad stretch of road), and there are obviously unanswered questions.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link

i dunno, sometimes it's all just random. people are kind of obsessed with blaming someone or something for a car crash. maybe he was tired and dozed off. slick patch of road, who knows?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

Someone else, I'd agree, but it's hard to separate this from his past troubles, or from that story I linked to above. If it's just driving, at the very least he doesn't seem to be a very good driver.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

.....

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

i dunno, sometimes it's all just random. people are kind of obsessed with blaming someone or something for a car crash. maybe he was tired and dozed off. slick patch of road, who knows?


yeah I thought the whole “no sign of substance abuse thing” to be weird and tabloidy but I’m sure someone can explain why it’s good or proper that they bring it up

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

Meanwhile Nick Faldo is turning into *Mark Kermode.

https://www.cbsnews.com/video/former-pga-tour-player-sir-nick-faldo-reacts-to-tiger-woods-car-accident/#x

(*apologies to non-UK ILXors who will have no idea who am I talking about)

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

check out those sidies!

calzino, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

I’m sure someone can explain why it’s good or proper that they bring it up

it may not be good or proper, but the public mind quickly connects celebrities and drug/alcohol addiction, especially when a single car accident is involved. reporters knew this question would arise whether they mentioned it or not, and they tried to both answer it and simultaneously dismiss it, which seems like a net positive compared to the alternative of letting the question linger.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

it's not just any celebrity, it's a guy who's underwent a ton of surgeries and memorably got a DUI while zonked out on Ambien

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

Just heard a doctor graphically describe Woods' injuries (bones pierced the skin) and conclude they were "very serious, possibly devastating."

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

(Not a doctor from the operating room, one who was going by what's known.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link

I’m just always horrified when these things happen but I can understand the tmz celeb gossip thing

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link


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