die hard v. hard boiled

Oh you manage to top it! Bravo!

would fite more but gotta go watch Avatar on a laptop

never seen hard boiled!

me neither i just guessed the baby thing

I've never seen the entirety of Die Hard either so what

― larry craig memorial gloryhole (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 9:39 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so go find another thread.

josh in chicago dropping knowledge

T/S movie you like vs. movie you haven't seen

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pls list other token black hacker geniuses

"T/S movie you like vs. movie you haven't seen"

Pretty easy taking sides then.

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http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/2/transformers-caught.jpg

http://www.impossiblefunky.com/images/archives/issue_9/hack1.jpg

http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/sweatmovies_filmtv/1.jpg

Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds plays one in Extreme Prejudice.

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* Smart Brother from Undercover Brother.
* In the first Die Hard film, the computer hacker is black, wears glasses, and doesn't have any combat skills. He spends most of his time making basketball references, as if to prove that he's black.
* Anthony Anderson as Glen Whitman in the 2007 ''Transformers movie.
* Ving Rhames in the Mission Impossible movies. Like other iffy examples of the trope, he's not really a nerd at all. In fact, he's arguably a Scary Black Man who happens to be a super-hacker as well. Most likely his race is a reference to Barney Collier in the original TV show, who really is a nerd.
* Brian in The Day After Tomorrow puts a lampshade on it: "Sir, I am president of the electronics club, the math club, and the chess club. Now, if there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out."
* Wybie from Coraline though his entire racial background is only mentioned in a deleted scene. Your mileage may vary, however, as to how nerdy he really is, as opposed to simply awkward and lonely.
* Dean Cain, the villain of How High. A subversion of sorts, since he's repressing an inner Soul Brotha, which is unleashed by THC.
* Sonar man Jonesey in The Hunt For Red October.
* Dee Jay from the god awful live action Street Fighter movie.
* Miles Dyson in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, is a genius black man in a nerdy field, though he displays no nerdy qualities.
* Ray Arnold, played by Samuel L Jackson, in Jurassic Park is the park's chief engineer, a nerdy field, though he displays no nerdy characteristics. Contrasting him is Wayne Knight's character Dennis Nerdy Nedry, who is a standard, fat, white computer nerd.

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I get all the die hards and lethal weapons confused
but Hard Boiled is the shit's tits. gotta go for my boi on this one

love both. vote for woo.

x-post I'm 35, man. Close enough?

courtney b. vance didn't play a hacker in the hunt for red october, but he did play an expert sonar operator.

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^^^not a token character fwiw

True. And "Star Trek" has always been multi-culturally minded. Just wanted to post that pic.

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love both of these a whole lot but am voting die hard because it's a christmas movie and tis the season or whatever

also when they show it on tbs - the broadcast via which i will surely watch it in the next few days - mcclain says 'yippy kay yay my friend' which is just awesome

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Just watched Die Hard as Xmas eve entertainments

yeah I was surprised to see so many people repping for reginald valjohnson, all those "all the boys down here are rooting for you" and "you got kids" lines were...ugh. and the ending with reginald shooting the bad guy after the whole "I shot a kid" bit!

his whole character arc is learning to shoot people again!!

yeah it's still lame tho

i wasnt saying that in its favour really

Yippies, Up Against the Wall Motherfuckers, and CIA = Yippie Kai-Ai Motherfuckers

oh great, bbc3 is showing 'e hard with a vengea'

possibly not in the proper aspect ratio.

you racist bastards

lol

die shart

i can't believe this

http://i.imgur.com/7HxQAy3.jpg

Kinda surprised by Louis's woo enthusiasm

Speaking of which, I initially took this thread to be pitting die hard against hard target

Hard Boiled no contest. I hate Bruce Willis

― mr. strawman spotter (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 3:30 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a better tomorrow 2 vs a good day to die hard vs tomorrow never dies

i totally forgot that anthony wong played the bad guy

http://i.imgur.com/ByyUddN.jpg

when does he not?

Speaking of which, I initially took this thread to be pitting die hard against hard target

― a mom shaped pom (wins), Friday, May 27, 2016 6:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if the fabled director's cut of Hard Target was available then i'd have no problem pitting it against these two

is it even sexier than this

http://www.gifwave.com/media/56298_jcvd-hard-target-punching-the-snake-beating-the-seent.gif