Zoolander...2

Apparently.

ben stiller's been involved in nothing good lately, can't get psyched for this.

2oolander surely

zoolander 1 sucked

^^^

only the bit with the malaysian pm sucked

only the bit with the gas fight was funny

Ben Stiller doing this in his mid 40s puts Jerry Lewis circa 1970 to shame

only the bit with the gas fight was funny

who am i? i don't know
so hot right now
catwalk battle
a model, idiot
school for ants
files are in the computer
OTHER

zoolander 1 sucked

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YOUR MISTAKE INDEED!

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zoolander 1 sucked

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

I COSIGN

Zoolander 1 was awesome F U if you disagree. Sucks that Jonah Hill is going to be in this though.

"If you remember, Zoolander came out on September 28, 2001, right after 9/11 so no one ever saw the pic in theaters."

THANKS A FUCKING LOT 9/11.

But seriously this movie was lame.

no ur lame

zoolander did 9/11

zoolander is uproarious

The gasoline fight just about made me pee.

And even apart from that, it's a great cable viewing. Not the funniest thing in the world, but not insulting to your status as a human, either. That's all I expect out of most broad comedies anymore.

It's hard to remember if I didn't laugh because it wasn't funny or if it was because I was still so affected by 9/11. Such a painful blur.

But it had David Bowie as "David Bowie"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xXaYj33F0A

^ source of a very important gif

I will also join the zoolander one sucked side of this issue

you're all crazy, Zoolander was great!

Zoolander, I expected it to suck, it didn't.

I know people like that, or used to. It got them just right.

It's not that they are bad, nasty, or unaware of their ridiculousness.

Just that that is what they are.

zoolander 1 sucked

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

I COSIGN

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 26, 2010 1:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

folks running some post-apatow ilx chall. ops itt

zoolander rules

Some golden moments, not least...

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman"

zoolander 1 sucked

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

I COSIGN

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 26, 2010 5:04 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

smmfh

"you can read minds?"

zoolander is great. post apatow challops/jadedness indeed.

"Zoolander 2" couldn't possibly be any worse than "Night in the Museum 2"

I never got this. Stopped this movie after ten minutes cause I didn't get ANY of the jokes. :-( Maybe I'll give it another go as Skarsgard is in it and he's ROWR.

Zoolander was amazing and y'all be trippin'

zoolander is fine american cinema

haters can dere-lick my balls, cap-i-tan

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. "

owen wilson ever been better? hansel is near-perfect for him.

the walk-off and the build up to it is far better & funnier than the petrol scene, which is a one note joke.

zoolander was my #2 vote in the 00s movie poll

For the high placement of some questionable comedies in the decade poll, I can't believe how many of you don't like this movie.

what was like zoolander before zoolander? never gotten through stiller's superhero one, and i fell asleep during zero hour, so any recommendations would be appreciated.

For the high placement of some questionable comedies in the decade poll, I can't believe how many of you don't like this movie.

otm

Will Farrell's reaction to Blue Steel will never not be hilarious

fucking Mystery Men was funnier than zoolander

I wouldn't know, I never fucked Mystery Men

YOU KNOW FOAMY LATTE MAKES ME BLOATED AND FARTY

So what's been the BEST thing Ben Stiller's done? I guess Something About Mary, followed by his TV show?

the corrections, probably

zoolander

for me it's Zoolander and Tropic Thunder, followed by his TV show. liked Flirting With Disaster and Zero Effect, too. never been a fan of Something or a lot of his biggest hits personally. i guess this could be a poll.

haven't seen that but i can't think of a time Stiller hasn't been eye-rollingly lame in cameo form

hate his mustache in school for scoundrels, but loved it in happy gilmore and anchorman

I thought "Along Came Polly" was pretty good too. Maybe I'd rate it only below "Mary" and "Zoolander". And I LOVED his character in Dodgeball. Though the movie was pretty terrible.

Oh and I had forgotten about Starsky and Hutch which wasn't bad at all!

hahaha this thread

weird that there was never a corrections movie

― horseshoe, Friday, February 26, 2010 11:39 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe someone should "correct" that

― max, Friday, February 26, 2010 11:39 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

lol, go ahead and pat yourself on the back for this one my man

*goes ahead*

Watched Zoolander for the first time in years back around xmas and it wasn't even half as funny as I remembered it being. Even Mugato was kind of *zzzzzz* for the most part, and I used to LOVE him.

Mugatu, rather.

I would like to register my severe objections to Lamp saying upthread that The Family Stone was a good movie. Lamp is mistaken and was clearly drugged, either at the time of viewing or the time of posting, or both.

I have never seen Zoolander.

One of my friends in the military said at his base they used to literally watch this movie every single night, and as a result it became his favorite movie.

I think it's kind of like say, Super Troopers (which came out around the same time), in that it doesn't really hold up if you're looking for more than it really is. I really like the movie but totally can see why some don't.

Lamp said Family Stone is "likable" and better than Meet The Parents -- gotta side w/ Lamp on both counts

na wai meet the parents is super lol

meet the parents is pretty good, zoolander's freakin great... i like ben stiller a lot! he's one of those guys where my opinion of him doesn't degrade at all no matter how much crap he churns out. when he has the right material he's hilarious.

btw lol @ extended the corrections digression in the middle of the zoolander 2 thread

so ilx omg

should I watch it?

i haven't revisited it because i don't feel pressure about being ostracized by a bunch of people that think The Corrections is a good book

― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, February 26, 2010 10:49 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the most in-character whiney post ever imo

erica how have u never seen zoolander, do u not watch tv

haha max otm

i have been posting to ilx 4 2 long

LOL why is it one of those movies that's always on? I watch TV but I guess I don't really flick much. Either I watch when I know what's going to be on or on Netflix/Hulu.

http://www.createblog.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/shrug.gif

I know it's weird that I haven't seen it tho esp since I'm pretty sure I'd really like it.

yeah its on all the time, prob the best viewing experience is just to stumble upon it

had no idea this many ilx ppl hated the corrections

i like ben stiller a lot! he's one of those guys where my opinion of him doesn't degrade at all no matter how much crap he churns out. when he has the right material he's hilarious.

― ℳℴℯ　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:02 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

hells yes

i even rode for the heartbreak kid but i can see that's pushing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09nTwccQTUA

crix are hatin' this thing

i had to walk around the NYC premiere blockade at Alice Tully Hall last night (to get to some experimental queer films). There were star photos being taken inside, thought i saw Stiller's head.

Will probably see this Friday, albeit with super low expectations.

Just saw this. I enjoyed it, plenty of funny bits. Don't know why it's getting panned. Sure, there's no coherent plot but who expected after the first?

I remembered finding the first one funny when it came out, but I revisited it 2 or 3 years ago and wanted to stick a screwdriver in my ear.

Leonard Maltin gets feisty

http://blogs.indiewire.com/leonardmaltin/why-i-walked-out-of-zoolander-2-20160211

Edelstein:

How bad is Zoolander 2? It’s Batman and Robin bad. It’s so bad that it makes you feel sorry for the scores (literally) of celebrities who show up in cameos, even the ones (Anna Wintour, Tommy Hilfiger, Susan Sarandon, Ariana Grande, Kimye ...) who actively resist your sympathy, whom you maybe want to see taken down a peg.

Stiller gets away with targeting low-hanging fruit because he understands chronic narcissism from the inside...

wait who has a grudge to settle with Susan Sarandon?

she's been pretty damn irritating over the last 20 years, off screen usually

off the movie screen that is

i thought the first movie was funny. not really wanting to see this in a theater but a friend's house w some pizza and beer sounds good.

filled with puerile and unfunny gags; along with gratuitous cameo appearances by everyone from Katy Perry to Willie Nelson

see all this sounds awesome

all i want to know is, is David Bowie in this one?

friend's house w some pizza and beer sounds great!

Anchorman 2 (and other lame years-too-late comedy sequels i guess) seem to have lowered people's expectations going in but somehow even those low expectations haven't been met.

anything gif-worthy in this one?

saw the first one over some homemade burritos and beer. i expect i will do the same with this one. surely while shooting the shit

Fucking thing sucks.

Thanks for taking one for the team, flappy bird.

The first one is perfect, shot for shot, word for word. This thing is a mess, and it knows that it sucks. The endless celebrity cameos are an attempt to make up for weak jokes and an aimless script. OMG IT'S NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON! Fuck you. They run with the frivolousness of the whole thing and try to make that the joke, like 22 Jump Street or Anchorman 2. Very frustrating. Oh well.

yeah well fuck you for even seeing it at all

i liked this a lot! so funny. i might even prefer it to the first one. it's on Hulu.