Why the sex is so polite on television and cinema?

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i want dick explosion!!!

Senor Swackhamer, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

great thread

ksh, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

...Calum?

Tracer Hand, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

...LJ?

black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

... Sandra Bullock?

The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

,,,Kate?

Allbran Burg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

...Sarah Silverman?

ksh, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

...Penry, the mild-mannered janitor?

black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

have you guys seen the full-length marmaduke movie trailer yet, because dogs dance at the end of it

iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

no

black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

link?

black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810098548/trailer

enjoy!

iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://tour.cumshotsurprise.com/images/header_01.jpg

Jihad Jane, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

The Jon Spencer Dick Explosion

kenan, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

marmaduke

iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

There IS something about Mary.

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

people having sex on tv and in films never sweat enough.

ian, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Or else way too much, like they're having really sultry heart attacks.

kenan, Friday, 26 March 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

MOR, people...

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 26 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

noting polite about the foley artist's job in The Coal Miner's Daughter

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, 26 March 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, 26 March 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf i see titties all the time on tv

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

But do you see dick explosion?

Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

That's the sweat

*BRAMB BRAMB*

Of the dick explosion

*BRAMB BRAMB*

That's the SWEEEEEEEAAAT!

kenan, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

huge lols

kenan, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

William H.Macy belongs on the men who look like old lesbians thread

not_goodwin, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

whoa he roasted his ballhair

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 27 March 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

what an idiot.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 March 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't see the dude's face but it seems like it could be a character Rob Cordroy would play...

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 27 March 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://tour.cumshotsurprise.com/images/header_01.jpg

― Jihad Jane, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:12 (Yesterday) Bookmark

I thought that wasn't allowed in ILX? Suggest ban.

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Notice it was posted not as an image, and NOT EVEN AS A LINK. Sug ban is a dick move.

kenan, Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought that wasn't allowed in ILX? Suggest ban.

"There. I said it. Period."

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

admin log begs to differ (xp)

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Leniency, tho. To see that awful image, I had to actually c+p the url into a new browser window. At which point I can blame no one but myself.

kenan, Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link

captain save-a-surprise

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Saturday, 27 March 2010 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm all heart.

kenan, Saturday, 27 March 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

BTW, what was the guy upthread who lit his dick on fire trying to accomplish? Sparkler?

kenan, Saturday, 27 March 2010 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link

he wan'ted to give his girlfriend a vaginal bonfire

I Farted In Your Mouth (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 27 March 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

He was hoping to hear God talk to him through a burning bush.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 27 March 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Thy Word is a lamp unto my crotch
And a light unto my nuts

I Farted In Your Mouth (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 27 March 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.ifc.com/news/2008/06/the-50-worst-sex-scenes.php

(This list sucks, by the way.)

queen frostine (Eric H.), Saturday, 27 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Are you sure, Senor Swackhamer?

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Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Friday, 9 April 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Failed urban legend. It seems designed to appeal only to nose-picking 12 year old boys, a population which cannot sustain focus long enough to propagate a successful urban legend.

Aimless, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

six years pass...

was dick explosion received

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

that's mr richard explosion to you sir

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

mr explosion is my dad

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

i picked an ironic night to watch blue velvet for the first time huh

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

What, December 6th?

Mark G, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

6/12/16

think about it

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

oh christ what the hell

this thread has made it rather difficult for me to breathe

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

people having sex on tv and in films never sweat enough.

― ian, Friday, March 26, 2010 1:55 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh 😏, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 05:55 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

dick explosion

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 December 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

Yeah it’s too much

https://vimeo.com/86014703

circa1916, Saturday, 15 December 2018 01:01 (five years ago) link

Oh NSF-Anything ^

circa1916, Saturday, 15 December 2018 01:02 (five years ago) link

holy shit what did I just watch

akm, Saturday, 15 December 2018 03:11 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

WHY IT IS SO POLIET

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:41 (two years ago) link

Thy Word is a lamp unto my crotch
And a light unto my nuts

― I Farted In Your Mouth (Cattle Grind), Sunday, March 28, 2010

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link

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Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link


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