Who Farted? Souness Or Gullit?

souness for sure

I think Gullit, he's the cheekiest of the 3.

his first name is ruud, how obvious could he be.

gullit is way too classy, surely? suspect if it was souey, he would've raised his hand before the others realized - sorry lads, that was one of mine. so naturally, it must haver been keys, by both elimination and the smelt it/dealt it principle.

did not consider si/di but dammit the theory is sound.

On Wednesday a Sky spokesman said: 'There were no technical issues with the audio on the night.'

this is slaying me

Yes, the fart was clearly audible on my television

Did the wife blame you?

... but enough about Richard Keys, I didn't actually hear anyone break wind (xp)

"it wisnae me Senga, It wis the telly!"

gullit scruffed and immediately dived to the floor holding his face like he'd been shot imo

Gullit was in an advanced state of discombobulation on one of the Champions League evenings I saw a while back - the extent that I thought he was drunk or stoned or something. It was embarrassing to watch. So I'm going for him. Wouldn't put it past Souey to drop a little Scotch bonnet to keep everyone on their toes, mind.

Remember during Euro 2008 someone on the subs bench farted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cT_kaK4nY

keys has shifty eyes

And the backs of his hands are very hairy. Makes you wonder what the palms are like.

Whoever it was will never own up

btw I love how Dan shows up on a football thread just because it says "farted" in the title :)

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/5308157/

So it was Graeme!

This is easily the second most noteworthy anecdote involving Gramae Souness' anus

He's not nicknamed "The Beast" for nothing

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2923918/Sky-Sports-Richard-Keys-makes-gaffe-with-mic-still-switched-on.html

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/08042010/58/premier-league-keys-gray-caught-slating-walcott.html?page=3&order=date

Gray was also heard laying into Walcott on a feed picked up on Dutch television.

According to the Daily Mail, the former Everton, Wolves and Aston Villa striker said: "That Walcott's s***e, isn't he?"

With Lionel Messi's sensational first-half hat-trick ending the tie as a contest, Gray's attentions turned to half-time refreshments, and he was also heard asking: "Is someone going to get the teas on?"

A Sky spokesman denied the incidents, saying: "There were no technical issues with the audio on the night.

"On Sky coverage no conversations could be heard behind the live match commentary, and we did not supply any feeds to outside broadcasters. Richard has no reaction."

i lol'd at "daft pink boots"

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I read this as "Who Farted? Sourness or Guilt?"

^ cosign

hahaha me 2

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