Which animal would you use to crush Scrappy Doo?

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/dogcow-5153.jpg

Where does 'cow' come from? He's a dog.

y does goofy talk and pluto act like a dog

hes a dog, pluto is challenged

Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?

Goofy also seemed to have a crush on Clarabelle Cow

For comparison

http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/2043/clarabelle-still_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Mickeymouseworks4.jpg

Goofy is an animated cartoon character from the Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse universe. He is an anthropomorphic dog and is one of Mickey Mouse's best friends. His original concept name was "Dippy Dawg" in cartoon shorts created during the 1930s

aw

ok so who here is non-native

Getting back to the interspecies bestiality here

you gotta pick different breeds of dogs. that way you can get the people who're into AKC/dogshow type stuff to start arguing. that is how the fun is begun

is there such a thing as a "cowdog"?

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lol I posted that earlier this week on the monster zombie thread

Judge: So you're asking for a divorce because she's crazy?

Mickey Mouse: No, Your Honor, I said she was fucking Goofy.

so weirded out that goofy is a dog who crushes on cows

Clarabelle and Goofy have hella different noses.

disgusting tbh

pretty sure there is a long and healthy tradition of cartoon interspecies romantic engagements. well there was roger rabbit for one - yeah that was weird.

donkey + dragon in shrek

There is no bell around Goofy's neck so he couldn't possibly be a cow.

not sure what's so healthy abt it

is there such a thing as a "cowdog"?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hank-the-Cowdog/109921502368048

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not sure what's so healthy abt it

hey it's just best animal friends, with a barry white soundtrack.

voted dog

thats y they call it the the love UNLIMITED orchestra

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This actually makes me curious: is the relation between Goofy and Pluto that of humans and apes, i.e. closely related but separate species, or is Pluto simply a Goofy-type anthro dog with a weird fetish that everyone indulges him in?

lol

o my gaaaahd goofy is such a FREAK

mackin on cows while he's got a master/slave bdsm thing with pluto

he prolly tricks out minnie 4 kicks when mickey's out of town on business

Well, Scrappy Doo can talk, but Scooby Doo doesn't - not as such.

btw I don't think Clarabelle's carpets match the drapes gender-wise just fyi

also Scrappy Doo is the universe's most concentrated locus of sorrow

btw I don't think Clarabelle's carpets match the drapes gender-wise just fyi

― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, April 30, 2010 11:40 AM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark

holy shit

thank you I had to study haiku for three years to write that post

Confusion concerning Goofy and Pluto

Disney has needed to deal with a certain amount of confusion concerning the fact that the anthropomorphic Goofy, and dog-like Pluto often appear on screen together, yet are the same species. On their web site, it stated that "Goofy was originally created as Dippy Dawg" and "was created as a human character, as opposed to Pluto, who was a pet, so Goofy walked upright and had a speaking voice". This problem was humorously illustrated in the movie Stand By Me in which one of the boys ponders, "Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" There is also an episode of the Disney Channel series Even Stevens called "Scrub Day" where in Louis' rallying-the-troops speech he wonders why Goofy got to walk and talk and Pluto has to eat from a dog bowl. This confusion is also mentioned in the French movie La Cité de la peur.

sorry EIII, I am still back on btw I don't think Clarabelle's carpets match the drapes gender-wise just fyi

Getting back to the interspecies bestiality here

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/104/1044411/60-productrecall_1257972986.jpg

"I grew up on a farm; I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable; goat on chicken, chicken on goat, couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching."

be nice, girl's got a hormone problem

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They seem so confused about the animal kingdom yet the Disney foax seem to have humans down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeT45BELVzY

Mmm history, too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASW3UCc17AI&feature=related

also Scrappy Doo is the universe's most concentrated locus of sorrow

― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, April 30, 2010 11:40 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Scrappy Doo was actually a benefit to the series, which was going down the tubes anyway - Scrappy or no. Scrappy was always actively looking for clues while Scooby and Shaggy slinked around looking for snacks. When Scrappy found a clue, he'd interpret it to make the case for it being evidence. I love the little dude and my son does too. I'm sure that whatever Gen-Xer backlash we feel towards Scrappy will seem very alien to future generations.

scrappy rules. always struck me as a a bit irish? looking for a fight little dude, possibly a drunk?

no I am pretty certain Scrappy Doo is the mouthpiece of Satan

you still got owned by a midwestern voodoo priest tho

what an undeservedly incredibly long-lived franchise

^^^ boo to you, btw

Scooby + Shaggy / Scrappy = Fred + Barney / The Thing

Personally, I think the episodes and cartoon movies that have come out in the past decade are far better than old school Scooby Doo. The animation is improved, they are a bit more self-aware of the ridiculousness of the premise, the episodes feature some peppy musical interludes, etc.

Yeah, you love the pop-punk, dontcha?

Oh wait, sorry. I thought you were Mordy.

Anyway, yeah the musical interludes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnuVEIIgIgQ

if you wanted me to watch that you would have stripped the title from the opening frame

Scooby does eat sand at the end

but, yeah, didn't even watch all of that

Scooby Doo: Classic or Duddits?

you wanted me to watch that you would have stripped the title from the opening frame

Can I do that?

darraghmac, just imagine that I came out with a new "translation" of the Tain bo Cuailnge where Cuchullain had a little kid helper always quick with a current-to-the-times wisecrack, and the name of the character was like "Moomoollin'"

now animate that

voila, Scrappy Doo

― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:29 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

ha ok i'm getting some sense of the strength of feeling here, but seriously have you thought about developing this fresh new take on the saga? could be very 'now' imo

I want to say that it is totally true that Scooby-Doo has gotten much better through its various incarnations but part of me wonders if A Pup Named Scooby-Doo seeming like SUCH a breath of fresh air after an original series S-D marathon isn't mostly up to it fitting the standards of WB afterschool cartoons ca. 1993, modern-style animation and meta jokes?? can i really say that meeting Smash Mouth sucks less than meeting the Speed Buggy gang?? questions!!!

really though i still believe that pre-~1989 SD is the TV they show in Hell.

My own Facebook strawpoll didn't yield many results, but they were mostly negative. Interestingly though, my sister said:

It's been so long that I don't feel qualified to speak about Scrappy, but I seem to recall that he was the one who was looking for clues... which makes him an evidence-based mystery solver, which I can get behind.

I doubt that we've ever watched or talked about Scrappy-Doo together.

writer who first came up w/scrappy should be killed

fyi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Evanier

xp: In the interests of truth, my sister later clarified that I had once before updated my Facebook status in defense of Scrappy Doo, which had colored her opinion. However, I managed to partially sway another friend, who liked the mystery-solving aspects of his character but felt he had anger management issues.

if mark evanier is crushed with a cow then who will be left to report his death to the comics blogosphere

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Personally, I think the episodes and cartoon movies that have come out in the past decade are far better than old school Scooby Doo

true, tho i guess i dont mind the first gen ones too much.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Anthrocon_2007_Mark_Evanier_supersponsor_lunch.jpg/200px-Anthrocon_2007_Mark_Evanier_supersponsor_lunch.jpg

Evanier's six-part essay on the birth of Scrappy Doo:

People ask me if I knew at the time I was contributing to the creation of a such a hated thing as Scrappy Doo. No, I didn't and no, I still don't. I am aware that there are some folks out there who, given the choice of seeing the execution of Osama bin Laden or Scrappy Doo, would opt for Scrappy and wonder why you even had to ask.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six

NB I have never watched Scooby Doo, so I don't have a dog in this fight

that was pretty awesome, dude seems really genuine & like a solid dude to hang out with - shame about his role in opening the damn vortex between this world & the nether-realms

the road to hell is paved with drunk feisty puppies

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Crushed by another dog...damn.

not nearly enough people hate Dan.

wtf. I thought this poll would come down to what is funnier: dog or cow
EPIC FAIL
(Cow voters unite)

ehhhh someone must have changed the poll title - doh

tempted to change the title back

Never appreciated the possibilities for mods in poll thread titles
- Which animal would you most like to have sex with?
Dog
Cow
I Hate You So Much
- How would you describe your mother?
Dog
Cow
I Hate You So Much
- What do you have tattooed on your ass?
Dog
Cow
I Hate You So Much

the beginning of this thread made little to no sense until I remembered it was originally "What type of animal is Goofy?"

Though there should be an animal called 'I hate you so much'

love this thread.

I would use a bloody wombat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xG1wuVE3RSY

http://www.erictb.info/scrappy.html

when I look back at my tenure as a mod on this site, I think this thread is my favorite moment

And we thank you for it.

It was a fertile time in ilx history. Also the time of

Are you a believer in mira-POLLs? Do you notice and recognize mira-POLLs?

and

Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

ahaha this thread!

I am aware that there are some folks out there who, given the choice of seeing the execution of Osama bin Laden or Scrappy Doo, would opt for Scrappy and wonder why you even had to ask.

Come on Obama!

Scrappy dappy doo!

DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMMMMMMMM

My kid and I just watched "Frankencreepy." I really dug the pseudo Saul Bass intro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCYsE_Xaw

https://politics.theonion.com/he-made-the-ultimate-sacrifice-trump-tells-military-wi-1819714415

fuck that's brilliant

I can't remember if this was ever posted here or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg9DbB_kqok

underrated post

a whale sperm has to be the size of a sardine .

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