Best/funniest sexually suggestive advertising slogan from a handmade list I made in high school senior year (c. 2002) [which I just found in my closet this evening]

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Well... the poll title says it all, doesn't it?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Twix: Two for me none for you	4
Andys(?) BLT: Bigger; meatier, tastier	3
Pringles: Once you pop, the fun don't stop	2
M&Ms: they melt in your mouth, not in your hand	2
Pepsi: For those who think young	2
Skittles: Taste the rainbow	2
York Peppermint Patties: Feel the Sensation	2
Glade(?) Air freshener: Plug it in plug it in	1
Secret Deodorant: Strong enough for a man made for a woman	1
McDonalds: We love to see you smile	1
Sprite: Some great taste	0
Fruit Stripe Gum: it's fun to tickle your tongue with... =D	0
Fruit Roll Ups: the taste you can see	0
Lucky Charms: Magically delicious	0
Reese's: there's no wrong way to eat a... =D	0
Burger King: home of the Whopper	0
Snicker: Hungry why wait	0
Navy: Welcome Aboard	0
Nike: Just Do it	0
3 Musketeers: All for one one for all	0
Best Buy: Turn on the Fun	0
Campbell's: Mm mm good	0

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

bubblicious: finger my butthole

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Did you high school list have smileys on it too =D?

― sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i think that's a penis

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I was going to sadly note that =D was my mom's favorite smiley but that would just be setting myself up.

― sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link

NAME DESCRIPTION

― She Got the Shakes, Sunday, 29 August 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoa / weird / whoops / sorry / ignore

― She Got the Shakes, Sunday, 29 August 2010 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Twix, because it's just so laughably selfish in a funny way. Also you could flip off the person you're not giving any Twix to using the V sign for added lols.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.canada.en.cadbury.com/ourbrands/featurebrands/PublishingImages/mrbig_header.jpg
When you’re this big they call you Mister

― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Sunday, 29 August 2010 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

"Mr. Big is made from early 90's hard rock bands!"

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"Also look out for the great tastes of Extreme Yellow and Ugly Kid Joe Red..."

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Remember Freshen Up, "the gum that squirts"? That was actually the tag line, and it told no lies. Every piece left a sticky, room temperature load of bubble gum-flavored foulness in your mouth.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://moblog.net/media/p/a/n/pandairo/big-nuts.jpg

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, what about Nobby's Nuts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DBhRyWD4wk

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Or the Pot Noodle horn...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCtkLuFMzbA

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I believe an opportunity is being missed to give products flat-out filthy tag lines, rather than vaguely suggestive ones. "Coca Cola: It's so wet for you."

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"The Slag of all Snacks"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_6GGDhHzKI

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh I see that's already going on in Britian. Fucking Puritans ruined everything for us. Why couldn't we have been a proper Catholic country?

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

S&M with your dehydrated noodle snack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3emxBkHGlM

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 4 September 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

char-grilled-steak flavored peanuts??????

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 September 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Say what!?

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Sunday, 5 September 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Did you high school list have smileys on it too =D?

Oh yes, yes, it sure did.

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Sunday, 5 September 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Take a sniff, pull it out, the taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth

― olivia tribble control (kkvgz), Sunday, 5 September 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just looking for a Busch.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Sunday, 5 September 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 5 September 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Shitty picture but the best I could find of the new catchphrase on McDonald's cups:

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11850039_895767490538501_961168334_n.jpg

― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

Hard to believe it's been a decade since their last foray into explicit advertising.

http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Idhitit.jpg

― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ftw

― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

Oh, yeah. You bump that thread. Push the results allll the way in.

― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

McD's ad actually suggestive of a man who never has sex

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

But he's considering it.

― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

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