try out your new posting style here

just a thread for when you're gonna change up your game...been thinking this over and i think ellipsis are the way to go for me...just a much more laid back feel...whatever yr into that's cool w/me kinda deal...check it out

underrated m@tt styles I have imitated

it's election day...everybody go vote...fuck i hate all these candidates though...irredeemable assholes...tear down the system...hold up, the ellipsis isn't working like it's supposed to...shit

I was thinking about all my news feed through Google Translate and got several times before sending them to the table.

maybe I'll just go for a more interrogative look though? that might be, maybe, less cloying? or not? just kinda put it right out there on the table that idk? and be just asking qs no matter what I'm saying? always asking questions?

We are not amused at your attempts to break your conditioning.

am considering trying to write properly, with periods and capitalization etc. we'll see...

fuck yeah...my thread got banaka to come to the party...what the fuck's been goin on banaka...I know you gotta be stoked today because we're all one day closer to the compost heap, am I right or what...I gotta take care of some business today...late with some bills...hope I don't get fined

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[/i][/u]GOING HARD ALL THE TIME. SWAG.[/u][/i]

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Consider the semicolon; I like it!

THAT WAS NOT SWAG. SWAG.

lol dayo could be an impressions comic of ilx posters...think of the money...the fame...the status...man

the money; the fame; the status; man

might finally get an invite to 78 tbh

Doesn't Local Garda tend to favour ellipses? not sure but there are definitely a few ellipsis fans around here.......

TAKING THIS TO A NEW LEVEL. SWAG.

HOW FAR CAN I GO BEFORE I BREAK ILX. I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW. GOLF WANG.

-*GOLF WANG. SWAG.

yeah i love ellipses!

gonna do deej "two question mark"-style posting??

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HOW BOUT SOME BURGERS WITH THAT. PROPS TO IIIIJJJJ RIP REINCARNATED AS DEL MISSIVE. SWAG.

thought about ______ _______ more but it can be _________ as ___ don't always ___ what you ____

going to start having more controversial/retarded opinions about music so that people feel the need to ask my opinion about every new album (in the vein of "hey Geir what do you think about this new Autechre album LOL peed my pants LOL"). also going to use the phrase "LOL peed my pants LOL" a lot.

oh man blueski...that is up on some next level ish...makes me wanna hit vapezilla and then try reading your posts...think about...shit the government doesn't want us to know...redacted...lmao

love this thread.

...that's another element to my new style...using "lmao"...bringin it back...lmao-style

fuck everybody, by the way. bunch of scumbags.

ah, that's better.

I am con$idering u$ing dollar $ign$ everytime I u$e the letter $

^ classy!

gonna start rating people's posts pitchfork style, but will be deciding the scores before the posts actually appear

\/ 6.4

*thinks about ripping that meme where everybody speaks in third person action quotes*

*rips that meme*

i stand by my score. you've got to ask yourself whether people will still be reading that dayo post in 10 or even 5 years.

I read that post and at first I was lol'ing...but then...I got distracted...and then it was like I totally forgot about it...but it was good while it lasted...so yeah...6.4 seems about right...fuck al davis btw...lmao

yo, thinkin bout taking on a faux-casual bro-tone. feel like it could be pretty sweet

really getting somewhere with this, my intolerability quotient should be through the roof by nightfall

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cla$$y

was thinkin about posting in my mom's voicemail style... preface a simple point with a paragraph or two of extraneous details about my day -- the traffic on the way to work, that thing the cat did last night, how grandma's doing, etc

Capitalizing Every Word Like A Book Title And Never Using Ending Punctuation Like Periods or Question Marks Maybe Also Adding A Signature I Think I Have Found My New Posting Style Everyone

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I like it, reading it causes me mental pain, which is always a good thing I think.

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I will
start inserting random
line breaks
into
my
posts as if
I were
a
poet.

do not
ask
me why but
somebody once said
that
the difference
the crucial
difference
between prose
and
poetry
was the line
break
.
GOLF WANG.

ufcgnik nagamsra, ohw od heyt rowk?

thi$ thread i$ killing me

fnunfhgh

• The Future of ILX is Bullet Points
• They Really Help Organize Your Thoughts
• Pro Tip: The Shortcut for Bullet Points is Alt+0149
• Don't Use Wingdings as Bullet Points or I Will Fuck Shit Up

ok folx i gotta be up front with y'all. you bring me good times when good times are hard to find.

that's what i'm yo-nodding right now.

peace.

Draai nu die plaat van Master en toch ook best lekker. M'n ouwe plaatjes op m'n 'nieuwe' boxen (vorig jaar van m'n broer overgenomen), is sowieso wel een belevenis. Daarvoor al die jaren die ouwe death metal alleen maar over m'n ouwe speakerset gehoord.

jajajajaja!!!!!

ttlloay agere wthi taht snteminet btw

plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax

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fnuny yuor uinsg a pcitrue of the qeuen...

that was sposed to be R ET URNS

not a very efficient posting, u c

No more Mr. Nice Guy--I hate you all. And I especially hate Obama. And Up in the Air--it's worse than Nazi propaganda. The only things I care about are Inland Empire, Alice Cooper, and VORP.

(Let me see if that takes.)

seems kinda unchill

that charles kuralt thing is pretty wau

(which is to say, i'm into it)

lolz just opened the thread to say I always wish I had posted in Celine style ellipsis!

Either that or each post in a paragraphless rant, Bernhard style, but I don't think I have the energy

i'm always changing my posting style

this is the new wave

right here

i'be been doing it for a few weeks now

i think it's pretty cool

almost haiku-esque

this is not a record
it is a story

Ellipses, gorgeous

started doing this thing recently -- not sure what (if anything) the advantages are, and it doesn't necessarily look cool -- in fact I think it might not even be noticeable at first glance that there is anything different about the post, unless you have a really high concentration of dashes -- but man, is it easy to type a bunch of shit like this

wall street ticker style imo

oh dang I just found the key combination for em dash — not sure whether I like this better or not — probably try 'em both out for a few days and see which I like best——

im too handsome and cool to change

kind of feel like i've been overusing italics for emphasis

gonna start using bold underlines instead

as of

RIGHT NOW

congratulations

thanks!

Trying to break the all-lower-case-no-full-stops habit but it doesn't feel right for off-the-cuff posts. Also struggling with overuse of commas but that's less a posting style thing and more a vocational/grammatical crisis.

Trying to break the all-lower-case-no-full-stops habit but it doesn't feel right for off-the-cuff posts. Also struggling with overuse of commas but that's less a posting style thing and more a vocational/grammatical crisis.

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^^stylin

ʍou ʇı ʇǝb ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇıɐʍ

ʍ stylin

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life description: sm4k3 wiid get mad dollars

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I will
start inserting random
line breaks
into
my
posts as if
I were
a
poet.

do not
ask
me why but
somebody once said
that
the difference
the crucial
difference
between prose
and
poetry
was the line
break
.
GOLF WANG.

― dayo, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:24 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so have you committed to this now?

I love you flopson

yo im bastard child of lagoon and lamp u ppl idk imo obv irl p much

thinkin hard abt not using apostrophes keep it chill tho yah its p dope u ppl shld try it jus sayin

lol

gonna end all my sentences with a question mark now? like i guess this is the cool way to post? i dunno, i've seen it gain popularity and figured i'd give it a shot?

idk you just sound like treeship imo

?

i would feel personally targeted by these last two but i don't think i have enough of a presence for people to care about my posting style

imo??

lamp stopped doing lagun like 5 yrs ago, now he is nice and a good window into lifestyles of rich & famous.

lgn much more than an abbreviation master, a zen thoughts master if u will

'namaste'

still calls shaq 'big aristotle'

hahah zach you are definitely one of the ppl i had in mind but i like you

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just glad someone notices me ;_;