Well, do you?
― kate78, Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a separate board for this sort of barbarism
― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
It will be interesting to see the number of no votes, cause then we will know the number of TOTAL LIARS on ILX.
― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Of course, why not?
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I like seeing how close to the drain I can get. I should put it on my resumé.
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno, I'm not sure about the way the question is phrased. I'd be fine with a yes vote if the question was either 'have you peed in the shower?' or 'would you pee in the shower?', but 'do you pee in the shower?' implies a habitual shower/pee occurrence, so I'm tempted to vote no.
― emil.y, Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link
― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Sunday, December 5, 2010 2:08 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark
― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
i wash in the toilet
― buzza, Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
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― ENBB, Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Hm. I was wondering if there was a gender divide, but perhaps not. I mean, I have nothing against peeing in the shower per se, I just don't tend to do it.
― emil.y, Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i never do. i don't really think it's that gross, but call me crazy i just always pee in the toilet before i shower in the morning
― john water (harbl), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread: deja vu, for real.
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i stopped
― valerie (surm), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
If I need to pee badly enough, I'll do it anywhere that will not collect a pool of pee. The shower is fine and dandy.
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
From a water usage POV, peeing in the shower and using water that you'd using anyway to wash it away is much more efficient than flushing a toilet.
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
can't dispute any of the logic tabled itt but still feel a tinge of guilt when i use the shower for said purpose.
as in "the toilet's just there, if only i had realised i needed a wee before i started the water running... also i am now standing in piss."
― a le tiss faux-cunt (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
for a minute i thought this was the gay thread and i got excited that you were in here
oh well a man can always dream
― valerie (surm), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i rarely do it but sometimes when i do i can't tell whether i'm actually peeing or not.
― jed_, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think I've done this since I was 7
― akm, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe I'll go do it now for old times' sake
― akm, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I did it this afternoon while reading this thread.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
awww, surm
if anything changes in that dept, you'll be first to know. :)
i think im gonna have a bath.
― a le tiss faux-cunt (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you ILX in the shower?
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
xp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/katiejen/weird-al-laptop-in-shower.jpg
― buzza, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you pee on ILX, in the shower or elsewhere?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Who told everyone that it's disgusting to pee in the shower? Question authority.
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link
shitting in the sink is pretty poor form though
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
― ENBB, Monday, December 6, 2010 5:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
just wanna drop in and thank ilx for educating me about this, it has been a positive force in my life.
― I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
George Costanza: It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal. Jerry: Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of somebody else's urine?
― some dude, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
this never really becomes a question for me because i usually go to the bathroom right before taking a shower -- a week or two back i actually did have to pee while in the shower and kind of thought about it briefly like "should i pee in the shower? when's the last time i did that, anyway? had to be years and years ago. ehhh...i'll just do it when i get done here, the toilet's like 2 feet away."
― some dude, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes
― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
dying
― which ear is the queer ear (corey), Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link
the princess and the sb
― estela, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
the princess and the clog
― mercy mercy me, that beanfield milagro (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/10/Foul-Frog-Shit-in-shower-Stomp-down-drain8.jpg
― which ear is the queer ear (corey), Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
TamTam, making wine in the shower
― markers, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
― Dell (del), Sunday, 12 December 2010 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link
princess, you are welcome to post in my thread
pooping right before showering
― deej me how to whiney (dayo), Sunday, 12 December 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I do this from time to time when I forget to pee before stepping into the shower. It used to feel wrong, but I've somehow managed to overcome that.
― peter in montreal, Sunday, 12 December 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
my mam and sister keep their ext collection of shower prods on the ground and im not gonna hose their things down w piss
― plax (ico), Sunday, 12 December 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
but at my own place i do sometimes but also sometimes get out to go
― plax (ico), Sunday, 12 December 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i assume weve covered watersports
― plax (ico), Sunday, 12 December 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
haha that showering thread. wtf apple butter girlfriend story
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 December 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
dont remind us plz
― markers, Sunday, 12 December 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
all you people with the "i pee right before i shower" thing--do you ever take showers at odd times of day, because you're hot or something? is your life really that routinized?
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link
the sound of the water as its warming up makes me wanna pee
― plax (ico), Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link
no, i p freely
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link
urine kills athlete's foot y'all
― erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link
also good for jellyfish stings. peed on my own leg once cuz of that
― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link
u dont need to be stung by a jellyfish to pee on ur own leg
― deej me how to whiney (dayo), Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link
― john water (harbl), Sunday, December 5, 2010 5:45 PM (1 week ago)
yeah baltimore posters otm in this thread, except i do think it's kinda gross. plus i share a shower with another person?
anyway i do have sort of a routine, i almost always 1) turn on the shower to get the water hot 2) pee IN THE TOLIET 3) leave it unflushed so the "pipes don't get messed up" or whatever and make my shower cold (this might be in my head) then 4) flush after i'm done
― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i felt weird posting that and it kinda reminded my why i never post to iltmi
― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link
what about the instances when you're sharing a shower? Do you pee then? Ask permission?
― kate78, Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post - dude, you're banned from ILTMI. I have no idea why but you have been ever since I became a mod.
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Which is not to say that I did it, just that you have been at least as long as I've been able to see board bans.
i asked to be right when it was formed, lol - i actually don't think i'm banned anymore though? iirc i posted something a month ago or so
― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link
It says you are when I look at the board bans. idk though - I might be reading it wrong or something
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 13 December 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
18 filthy liars....
― Without warning, a wizard walks by. (Viceroy), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I occasionally piss in the shower. These things happen when you're taking a shit.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
what the fuck @ 62 of you
i don't tend to flip over household stuff but i would lose my shit if i discovered anyone i lived with (and shared the shower with) ever did this
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
77.5% of your flatmates pee in the shower sorry
― conrad, Monday, 13 December 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't tend to flip over household stuff but i would lose my shit if i discovered anyone i lived with (and shared the shower with) ever did this― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Sunday, December 12, 2010 6:20 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Sunday, December 12, 2010 6:20 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
irrational imo
y'all know urine is sterile right
― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link
yo everybody sleepover at lex's tonight, I will be bartending and serving everybody diuretics
― deej me how to whiney (dayo), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
for appetizers, ~asparagus~ will be served
― deej me how to whiney (dayo), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
i thought this was really gross when i first heard of people doing it but apparently it's a common thing?? i pee in toilet right before getting in shower always...
― ciderpress, Monday, 13 December 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 10 October 2014 09:14 (nine years ago) link
Why don't they just not flush the toilet for the first pee of the day? I don't see the need to pee in the shower.
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Friday, 10 October 2014 09:46 (nine years ago) link
you do understand though that the water coming out of the shower and travelling down the plughole carrys the pee away with it
― conrad, Friday, 10 October 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link
Showers aren't as powerful in the UK as they are in the US. A miserable dribble of lukewarm water is not unusual.
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Friday, 10 October 2014 11:17 (nine years ago) link
A miserable dribble of lukewarm water is not unusual.
yeah, my bladder function isn't what it once was either
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 11:25 (nine years ago) link
I think ive started to do this more as a direct result of this thread btw
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link
best if you pee in the shower while you're drinking a beer
― mh 😏, Friday, 26 August 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link
I fear going to prison or joining a football team and showering in a big white room with multiple nozzles sticking out of the wall. I'm not sure how I'd handle my many year habit of having a second morning pee after I relax in the hot water.
I no longer pee in the sink because it was causing strain on my calf muscles and spots on my mirror.
― Zachary Taylor, Friday, 26 August 2016 04:25 (seven years ago) link