ILX's grumpiest optimist or most optimistic grump? Who knows? Who cares? Thanks for the lulz and happy happy birthday Deems.
http://www.trueknowledge.com/images/thumbs/180/250/Jol_Sociedad_cropped.jpg
This guy's writing you a card.
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link
Happy birthday! Now get back to work
― brian da facepalma (NickB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link
Surely they couldn't make the man work on his birtdhay?
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link
Happy, happy birthday.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:18 (twelve years ago) link
Happy birthday! Thirties are miles better than twenties fwiw.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.cardsandgifts-direct.co.uk/ekmps/shops/cardsandgifts/images/arsenal-son-football-birthday-card-with-badge-4608-p.jpg
;-) Happy birthday Dmac!
― Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link
:-)
Took the day off f y'alls i
Have already watched 1x Premier League Years (95-96) collymore pwnd
Glad to have it off the 77 thread tbh
Can't view images but i predict one jol, one arsenal and at least one jenas before midday
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link
you're 2 thirds of the way there sunshine :D
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link
lol i dunno if i'm too predictable or youse guys
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link
Proof of great wisdom and knowledge there Deems :-)
xxp
― Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link
Happy Birthday D MAC!!Levy planning to offload Crouch, Jenas, Bentley, Keane and Gomes as a present for you!Gonna cost the club £20 million to do so however so no money for replacements ;)
― pandemic, Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link
aw i like gomes
If nothing else it's customary to have a clown for the party
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:41 (twelve years ago) link
I know v. little about football but my grandad did once live next door to Eddie Bailey (Bill Nicholson's assistant as if you didn't know) and looked after his cat, so that's...er...something.
Happy birthday!
― that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link
you have got to stop interrupting board meetings with these vignettes, trifle
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link
Hey dude, up the London Arsenal Hotspurs!
― brian da facepalma (NickB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://mcnamarasband.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/coates-2.jpg
― brian da facepalma (NickB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 09:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://images.football.co.uk/Dynamic/News/400x400/1225319252_spt_ai_arsenalvtottenham_23.jpg
I saw these in a shop window and got them for you - only a tenner each.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 July 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link
ha, and one jenas before 12
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:12 (twelve years ago) link
happy birthday again d.
― estela, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link
oh well then very happy birthday i should say.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://footballholic.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rafa-Benitez.jpg
happy birthday from your favourite boss
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ Rafa knows
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link
birthday dude!
― Ste, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link
Cool Rafa Smooth there.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:48 (twelve years ago) link
looks like a cyborg whose metal skin is melting off slowly, r-1000
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link
Breithlá sona duit. Jol amach.
― Number None, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link
lol tks all except ronan
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.kickette.com/files/2009/09/sept2dimitarinman1.jpg
Berba headed in the direction of the postbox with his typical languid sophistication, but unfortunately at the last second Darron Gibson snatched Darragh's birthday card from Dimi's hand, attempted to throw it into the postbox, and instead sent it into orbit.
But happy birthday anyway.
― Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 7 July 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link
Dimi's t-shirt is cool.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 July 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
why is this thread entirely football references
there's more to deems than that
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 7 July 2011 12:53 (twelve years ago) link
i would be genuinely interested to see what else you got tbh
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
booze?
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link
nah not rly tbh, i'm probly a victim of my own late night posting habits there, but i'd be drunk drunk no more than say twice three times a year.
Tho i've been developing an interest in dece whiskeys tbf
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link
he's a terrible man for the staring into the cold Atlantic iirc
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link
it's three quarters of outside, what d'you want from me?
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link
Hey I'm trying to make you into a rounded figure here. A pile of brothers.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link
happy birthday darragh!
http://www.soccerway.com/matches/1993/03/02/england/premier-league/sheffield-united-fc/tottenham-hotspur-football-club/555420/
― caek, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link
i got brothers, read fiction, enjoy movies, live near an ocean.
Srsly, it's just football
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvccNVx9tE
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.wn.com/pd/9d/3d/7a02d203490bfded70bf6d3008c4_grande.jpg
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― caek, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link
u have a smrat gf also iirc.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link
Culchie pride irrc?
Happy birthday D-mac.
― Stevie T, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
taking aside the standard boringness of football and films/tv/books, all you got is drink, lots of siblings, living by the sea, arguing and hating tony blair.
I mean, basically, that's just called 'irish' tbh
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
you can't break the human spirit down into a fact file imo
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
i'm 30 she's too young for me now rly, we must have a 'talk' one of the days
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
xp lol so wrong
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
― DJP, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link
hey don't forget your role as a public sector-working layabout.
― Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
― boxall, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link
i hope the only capital punishment today is that which brings you joy
― sarahell, Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0qeOIeIYAANGXP.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 7 July 2017 07:40 (six years ago) link
https://img1.etsystatic.com/053/1/8937764/il_340x270.727651985_oly0.jpg
― bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 July 2017 08:14 (six years ago) link
Happy birthday darraghmac! May you be well positioned on a day of clement weather
or something
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 7 July 2017 09:05 (six years ago) link
Never sure of the received procedure here, seems rude to be in other threads but side-eye this in order to generally acknowledge all at the end of the day but then seems poor form to be in and out of the thread all day idk is it in the faq or can anyone give a fella a steer here
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 09:13 (six years ago) link
http://www.deemsmusic.com/images/CD/CD_Planet.jpg
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 7 July 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link
enjoyed your spoken word album, happy birthday.
found this, don't know what it means
https://i.imgur.com/V8y3AYP.jpg
so hb
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 7 July 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link
felicitations dear chap
― imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 09:31 (six years ago) link
What's funnier than jokes about retarded babies of color?
.....
Jokes about executing rapists of retarded babies of color!!!
....
Happy Birthday
― sarahell, Friday, 7 July 2017 09:37 (six years ago) link
Not as funny but more """""pc""""""""""
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link
wouldn't that depend on the method of execution?
― sarahell, Friday, 7 July 2017 09:58 (six years ago) link
Well it's all in the execution obv
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 09:59 (six years ago) link
hip hip hooray on darragh's magical birthing day!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 July 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link
Happy bday
https://i.imgur.com/ppNTfld_d.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 7 July 2017 12:18 (six years ago) link
Fergus' Fajitas
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 7 July 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder312/51800312.jpg
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 7 July 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
I got to go to Jameson and blend my own whiskey and drink all the other whiskey this is my idea of a fine fine afternoon
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
la breithe sona darragh
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 7 July 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
happy birthday to one of ilx's finest posters
― Mordy, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link
I send my birthday felicitations to the winner of the 2014 Captain Lorax Prize.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 7 July 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
Only because of lack of competition tbf
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link
........(XP)
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
All these fine fresh faces and all we get is a swat with the back of the hand.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 7 July 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
Happy Birthday!
― Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 7 July 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link
that was an excellent afternoon, hope your evening's gone just as well
― mh, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
hic.jpg
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
belated happy birthday, darragh, and my best wishes for the year ahead
― estela, Saturday, 8 July 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link
Ahem, the 364 days u mean
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 July 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link
THANKS EVERYONE
no, i meant the full year because i intend to be late next year as well
― estela, Sunday, 9 July 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
what estela said
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 9 July 2017 02:37 (six years ago) link
I wish you the best for the 364 days but not the birthday
― blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Sunday, 9 July 2017 08:35 (six years ago) link
i hope at least some of the days are okay
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 9 July 2017 08:39 (six years ago) link
I hope you have some really miserable shitty days as well. Not out of any kind of animosity, but just so you can feel the benefit of the average to mediocre days I'm also wishing upon ya!
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 08:44 (six years ago) link
that probably sounded a bit shittier than I intended, belated hb greetings d-mac!
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link
Taken in good spirit man
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 July 2017 09:27 (six years ago) link
Happy Birthday Darraghmac, whoever, and wherever, you are.
― the pinefox, Sunday, 9 July 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link
oh u cunt deems!
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 12:05 (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link
narrator of the single funniest thing I read in the last five years, I salute you and wish you an imperial birthday
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 13:13 (two years ago) link
salut!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 13:21 (two years ago) link
It's the guy!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link
Ty ty folks will post to the relevant ilx thread when i feel quite up to it, momentous stuff
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link
happy birthday, dmac
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link
(thinks: what?! again?)
Oh, hi, dmac! I heard it's your birthday. Happy birthday to you! I'm glad it's your birthday. I hope you've had a good time.
(that should hold him)
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link
― emil.y, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
I've just twigged I'm actually your seniorby not very muchI've not popped by That Place yet :-sHappy birthday!
― kinder, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link
My youngest's birthday today too so on the cake and fizz here atm. Will raise a glass to deems, have a good one feller!
― disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
We salute the oldest millennial
― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
Oh yeah sorry folks thanks
Been busy!
Enjoying this fifth decade lark so far but admittedly its been mainly cake and good whiskey so far
Tho im considering just carryin on in that vein tbh
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 12 July 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link