Your ________ HATES this one simple trick

1. http://i.imgur.com/lIb7R.jpg

2. http://i.imgur.com/WuXjd.jpg

3. http://i.imgur.com/q4BwD.jpg

HATE

Portland Men HATE this man who turns gold into lead with a television!

There is so much hate in this world ;_;

Your Hate Instructor HATES this one simple trick

Local mom HATES belly fat that is lost with this 1 weird old tip

xxxp they hate him because he forgot to put the TV in a freezer

The Government HATES This One Simple Trick for Debt-Refinancing

*photo of obama making a sucked-lemon face*

birds HATE this bird

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guianan_Cock-of-the-rock

Haters HATE hater haters.

Your barber HATES this one simple trick to trimming your hair

your local coffee shop HATES this cheap way to make delicious coffee at home

Hater haters hate hater haters hate.
(it makes sense)

sophisticated computers HATE this one simple trick for parsing ordinary language

the army HATES this one simple trick for occupying a foreign country

your wife HATES this one simple trick for producing a child

those who do not reapeat the past are bound to rememeber it

your dentist HATES this one simple tip for manual tooth extraction

birds HATE this bird

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guianan_Cock-of-the-rock

This is amazing.

space alien bird

that bird is not even real

There is one that shows up on ... sketchy websites that says

Exploit this LOOPHOLE in female psychology.

You local street magician HATES this one simple trick.

(the trick is making the 'r' disappear from 'your')

http://howtomanipulatewomen.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/how-to-manipulate-women-text.jpg

Your cows HATE it when you use this one simple tip on them

Mutual masturbation manipulation.

The pest-control method that Terminix hopes you never learn!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpjjy8dPsg1qc4sp3o1_500.jpg

yeah all the birds of paradise are champs
http://dickeybirds.com/Female-bird-of-paradise.jpg

Prostitutes HATE this one simple autofellatio trick

gameshow critics HATE this one simple Trebek

http://i52.tinypic.com/2qtzeb6.jpg

$6 trick: your face is really just a worn-out, crinkly sheet of shrinkwrap, and if you grab it by both hands and rip it off, there'll be a new, uncreased face underneath. doctors hate it when you do that!

http://i.imgur.com/xpQLN.jpg

ANGER!!!!!!!!!!

Your gigolo HATES this one simple trick

Your Facebook friends HATE this one simple Rick (Astley)

Avant garde composers HATE this one simple track!

your inxs hates this one simple kick

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412WDK61TVL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Your local pencil factory HATES this one simple Bic!

http://www.savingmyfamilymoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bic-pen_06242010101918.jpg

astrophysicists HATE this one simple way for going faster than light (that does not work)

Your local building supply merchant HATES this one simple brick.

tourettes syndrome sufferers hate this one simple tic

Andy Warhol's detractors hate this one simple flick.

http://www.moma.org/collection_images/resized/679/w500h420/CRI_106679.jpg

1970's Democrats HATE this one simple Dick

editors hate this one simple [sic]

Obama HATES when moms go back to school using this one weird old tip

*dancingfetus.jpg*

Cinéastes HATE this one simple flick!

Rene the philandering cafe owner HATES this one simple Flick
http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/14611.png

http://thehelplessdancer.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/youre-speaking-my-language.jpg

juliette lewis hates this one simple lick

(see also: stephen malkmus/jick)

seriously, fuck this guy...he's taking the system DOWN.

http://i.imgur.com/LlACg.jpg

sne
aky

censor '80s music with this weird old tipper

http://i.imgur.com/63UsZ.png

hmmm, this Mom isn't as cost-efficient as the last one...

Mom looks like Odo from Deep Space 9

sleeps in a bucket, hated by earthlings

Your pimp HATES this one simple trick

Vaudevillians HATE this one simple schtick

your barf bag hates this one simple sick

dr. robotnik HATES this one simple sonic

http://smm.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com/300-oldlady1a-363fc09.jpg

braaaaiiiiiiiiiiins

http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2013/07/how_one_weird_trick_conquered_the_internet_what_happens_when_you_click_on.single.html

“Research on persuasion shows the more arguments you list in favor of something, regardless of the quality of those arguments, the more that people tend to believe it,” Norton says. “Mainstream ads sometimes use long lists of bullet points—people don’t read them, but it’s persuasive to know there are so many reasons to buy.” OK, but if more is better, then why only one trick? “People want a simple solution that has a ton of support.”

This is disturbing to me, especially as someone who spends a lot of his time writing arguments for things.

http://i.imgur.com/1es8uJI.jpg

http://www.girlfriendactivationsystem.com/dreams/?r=161353715&a=192464&o=5&s1=&s2=34835101&s3=

PUAs now trying to hide the creepy a little bit? Still creepy, obvs, but not Neil Strauss peak-creepy.

That is very creepy, tbh.

Only halfway through the story but I love how they include the picture of the espresso machine to set the scene

"So now, you're a challenge for her..." Christian told me, "and women LOVE a challenge."

"That makes a lot of sense," I said, furiously taking notes on my iPhone.

As Jeff and I were dissecting the situation I heard a voice behind me.

"Hey bud, I overheard what you're talking about... I've been in the same situation, and I've got an easy way to turn it around with her."

Jeff and I looked at each other. I was intrigued...

"What'd you say your name was?" I asked.

He shook my hand warmly. "I'm Christian" he said

^^^ "psychological thriller" premise

Yeah I like the pulp narrative techniques this post uses. A bit more craft involved than most clickbait garbage

I'm pretty normcore, does anyone have a simple trick for me that isn't weird?

in case yr wondering what christian's simple trick is i watched the video and it's answering the front door barefoot w half a glass of wine claiming you're "finishing an email"

Classic. Foxy delivery people HATE that they find that simple trick irresistible.

Oh wow that actually wasn't a joke.

i liked the way it was a kind of subtle return to/inversion of christian's primal scene w the flower delivery guy and the shirtless man and "christine" (hmm)

https://s17.postimg.org/t60nmorsv/IMG_0975.png

this fuckin' guy doesn't know that it's 'fifty shades of grey' not 'gray' what a dumdum

also i assume the fuck-guru guy is called 'christian' in a weak attempt at a neurolinguistic programming trick to subconsciously make the reader strengthen the '50 shades' association. you too can be a creepy abusive shitbag who women find irresistible, just like the dead-eyed billionaire hero of these books women allegedly love!

and I'd just say things like "listen, lima bean, that's big kids talk".

disappointed this brah didn't describe her as a tall drink of water

i think the dude's name is really christian

sorry treesh, didn't mean to cast aspersions on this pickup artist

lol

So at the end there's this guy with his supposed gf, who ofcourse is totally down dating someone who used this "technique" on her right?

'How did you guys get together?'
'Well mum, Christian has a girlfriend activation system, he manipulated me and it worked like mad. Isn't he sweet?!'

Loosely based on Marx: I wouldn't want to be with someone for whom this "technique" actually works and is fine with it afterwards.

(oh that was "Nick" at the end. Comment still stands tho)

Why? All he did was activate her obsession story. It's empirical science bro, check the animation of a strand of female dna

Tease her and tell her that you always thought that she was like one of those vegetables that reproduce asexually... like a lima bean. This will make her laugh!

okay so, this did not make her laugh. how do I get my money back?

haha

i hear pick up artists (and even non-puas) negging women all the time at clubs and such

lots of them fall for it or at least pretend to and i just shake my head

"Tell you what..." he said. "I'll give you one little tip to try on her. And if it works, then all I ask is that you come to the seminar this weekend, and teach it to the guys there. They'll like hearing it from someone who had success with it."

I didn't have anything to lose so I said sure. While our orders were being made we grabbed a table near the door.

"Okay first things first," he said. "Have you ever heard of Literotica?

have to admit this pulled me back in

oh man this site just started playing a video about secret DNA love code and what the hell

lol xp

i hear pick up artists (and even non-puas) negging women all the time at clubs and such

lots of them fall for it or at least pretend to and i just shake my head

Pretty hilarious when you overhear someone come a cropper with it. Was on the bus a few months ago, a couple of 18-19 year olds, boy was hitting pretty hard on this girl. Girl mentions in passing that she fucked up her art a-level by losing her portfolio on a bus, and having to bodge together stuff at the last minute. Boy's response- 'ha ha, you're such an idiot! You're *so* scatty, ha ha' did not, let us say, improve his standing.