OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

lol will investigate

http://i.imgur.com/aoVwCbm.jpg

one of the best weird twitter tweets of all time

ive spent some time considering whether biden wld really be a liquid swords man and im still not sure

nigga please imo. biden is 100% odb

its a tuff call

hes pretty broish and basic which wld indicate liquid swords but hes fun too so maybe hes hip to odb but that might be a lil over his head idk

odb singles might be Biden's thing but the album tracks can get pretty rough.

feel like I've somehow been double reverse injoked at the revelation that a_girl_irl is a girl irl

i always assumed a_girl_irl was a_guy_irl

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:39 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

didnt she/he read at irl club or rebel girl once can someone confirm gender identity plz

i actually tried to figure it out once but there was just one v dark picture that did seem to be of a irl girl but who knows the real truth

― lag∞n, Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:50 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a_chemtrail_irl

don't always get why she bothers to spend seven hours at a time ferociously doxxing hapless rural chickenkillers for saying bad stuff on twitter but her recent gamer-baiting material has been A+

yeah kinda torn as to whether humiliating clueless fools with 70 followers is heroic or pitiful, it is interesting tho

if it's anything like that tumblr (forget the name) that searches for ppl being vile about various topical events and embeds the tweets, a lot of them p obviously have no real responsibilities that being called out would endanger and/or are delighted for the attention

i was about to complain that the account wasn't funny but then i got to this tweet + died
https://twitter.com/a_girl_irl/status/510459385739755520

inspired by my response to an earlier tweet of hers B-) https://twitter.com/on3ness/status/510458701015441408

oh that was you ha

a girl irl has a lot of normal tweets with intermittent firestorms of weirdo-doxxing or really ott schadenfreude whenever a prominent right wing person fucks up or dies, kinda more entertaining with the latter but occasionally veers into :/ as noted

speaking of gamer-baiting, @MomsAgainstGaming is usually so stern and formal in style that i lost it when this showed up:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxX3v-VCIAA-JEK.jpg

https://twitter.com/pushinghoops/status/426585120728813568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOoJuRYIRjM

a lol irl

the biggest scandal in the history of gaming

when hes reading the tweets making fun of him out loud my lord lol dont do that man!

http://i.imgur.com/imvs2u3.png

~_~

I can't really tell who's trolling who in weird twitter world anymore. This, and stuff like @BH_Ideas—or whatever it's called—end up making me feel exactly like the tail end of an acid trip.

can someone smarter at computers than me figure out how this guy gets is display name to do this

http://i.imgur.com/wNpZXpX.png

unicode RTL/LTR control characters

aphex twin hacked twitter amazing

ya ur right silby tho i did it just by c&ping his display name

major fav right here https://storify.com/PierreMenard/uncles

not enough details imo

u shd ask him for more uncle tweets, i want more

AGI seemingly in the middle of liveblogging a murder attempt rn

whos agi

Algerian Goalkeepr irl

goddamn both @MomsAgainstGam and @a_girl_irl are gone from twitter! the gamers have won T__T

what happened with a_girl_irl, i couldn't quite figure it out and didn't feel like digging

turned out he was a boy irl

doxxed

DJ ‏@Push_Wall 1h1 hour ago
i thought a_girl_irl was a girl, then a dude, then a girl (because of rebel girl video), but i was wrongggggg, he's a dude

i was right?

i was almost convinced by that video that a_girl_irl really was a girl irl, but tbh i found it hard to believe that a woman would feel safe or secure enough to deliberately provoke the #gamergate fanatics the way he did.

the voice was very masculine too, considered the possiblity that the public speaker was a stand in, wild times

so what actually happened

twitter saying he was doxxed by #gamergate was as much as I cld find

https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/517157089228365825

yessss @MomsAgainstGaming is back

also with the benefit of hindsight i'm pretty sure the account that "hacked" them is also them.

long dead but this is awes

https://twitter.com/MSNBC_ChrisHaye

worth remembering that there are are ppl in the weird twitter who hate women

https://twitter.com/weird_death/status/524987283045613568

tbf its true that shes not funny, tho being funny doesnt seem to be her personal brand

anyway im shocked that any weird tweeter cld be some sort of weird asshole

never would have occurred to me to consider whether she was "funny" or not

xp yeah well i guess i only have time for the lefty shitstirrer faction of it, and not even all of that

i always imagine the recipients of these lengthy tirades like blankly texting their friends about something trivial during the whole thing

there are infinite weird twitters i guess

imho most of the lefty shit stirrers are themselves pretty clearly not coming at it from the most healthy place, but thats one of the things that makes it a compelling display i guess

as long as theyre funny

yeah weird twitter feels p politically nihilistic (at best) but thats cool to me

i want to make a mural out of printed-out-tweets of young white dudes complaining their adversaries lack critical thinking/are engaging in logical fallacies

love it

i don't recognize anyone in that thread except rigamarock

weird twitter has outgrown my attention in scope i guess

i want to make a mural out of printed-out-tweets of young white dudes complaining their adversaries lack critical thinking/are engaging in logical fallacies

― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 2:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u god 14' ceilings, braggin

*got, whoops

worth remembering that there are are ppl in the weird twitter who hate women

https://twitter.com/weird_death/status/524987283045613568

― goole, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 3:19 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deleted lol

u god 14' ceilings, braggin

― goole, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 3:48 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

Favorite Wu-tang weird twitterer for sure

huh weird now its back

http://i.imgur.com/6wl2IOu.png

hmm

https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/526448470836908032

i cant handle whatever it is that kattwillferrell is doing right now

@Weirdtwitter_ebooks

i hunger for dusty trash particles, black inky mess and drip, pungent pencil shavings underneath your notes, tearing and munching sheaves

he follows back

i think the best moment i've had in 2014 is when kattwillferrell actually did follow back

https://twitter.com/timallenquote

1 Follower you know:

max read

same

lol

i know i'm not the only one who enjoys some wierd twitter vs weird right wing twitter:

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/542082718469992448

feel like i witnessed that exact exchange a year ago

its good tho

that guy moved to thailand to become a full time sex tourist or something maybe its just a joke idk

he's for real; he's a piece of shit.

luke o neil is reliably entertaining

so swarthyvillain deleted his acct

guy kinda gave me prima donna vibes idk

rip

no one who tweets that much can stay gone for more than like 2.5 days tho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Y1YY1IYAIT7Qn.png

i liked some of his posts but having to see all his convos with all the other ppl on my feed got annoying

anyone who tweets that much period gives me weird vibes

http://i.imgur.com/bUUUJ0X.jpg

: |

idgi

-Dsplaining

Until there are dumbed down

so i have mixed feelings about BOFA

yeah its pretty updog

The one kiese laymon did was funny

My opinion about BOFA and updog is written on the ceiling, next to where it says "gullible"

for me to poop on

i still don't get bofa tbh

You just need to look up BOFA

BOFA deeznuts

nutriding RIP

anyone wanna join the pen fifteen club

.

ty

https://twitter.com/SocratesQuot

i miss hell homer

glad someone finally did this though

http://www.scribd.com/doc/233219778/Marijuana-Simpson

sorta nsfw

https://twitter.com/McLeemz/status/555009366546325504

tricia botwood > patricia lockwood

oh my god ty

fuck the guy who kept posting goatse all week (katt williams ferrel?)

did anyone post the Reply All episode where Alex Blumberg gets Weird Twitter explained to him?

http://gimletmedia.com/episode/12-backend-trouble/

(starts around 13:30)

this is great: https://twitter.com/GuyInYourMFA

Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA · Feb 14
Valentine's Day: stale, drugstore candy, latex hearts, condoms filled with lies and wasted years and half-mumbled apologies. I lit my smoke

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/571363033005617153

this guy isn't """"weird twitter"""" exactly I don't think but this is possibly my favourite tweet ever https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/580773380560912384

seems pretty weird to me

Feel like that's in the vein of a new twitter meme https://twitter.com/edswebpresence/status/580770985638567937

lol

Yeah these are definitely bots. They're concatenating strings of Wikipedia text with some other tweet.

...

Or they could be bots [1] may refer to * Ajaw B'ot, king of Seibal, * Ben Bot, Dutch Minister of Foreign Affairs

lol

https://twitter.com/RumpusAndBumpus/status/592240082343497728

this is my fav tweet https://twitter.com/Titsybot/status/593794260102750208

yes

https://twitter.com/HottestStartups

maybe only funny to, well, me

https://twitter.com/swarthyvillain/status/597540175124635648

swarthy villain is a tommie lmao

(maybe)

yes, i've found that really weird

whats a tommie

catholic school with a good football team and lots of business majors

a lot of the weird tweet cru seem p normal irl when they selfie

just regular guys having bizarre depressed thoughts they finally found a venue for

I'm finding twitter to be very therapeutic

worried abt u

ILX also very therapeautic

confidentially, dude who runs the amazon reviews acct is a touchy dingus

ooh what did you do

https://twitter.com/balladreview/status/616305962169688065

there was a last tweet, now deleted, that said something like "it gets old hearing that same joke every day for 250 days"

pray 4 him

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh shit ive always wondered who @balladreview is

same

http://thefederalist.com/2015/07/24/this-week-in-weird-twitter-volume-10/

http://i.imgur.com/j75vIc8.png

everything about that link is contemptible but imagine being that guy compiling that and thinking your lil quips before each tweet were making it more enjoyable to read

idgi why is a republican site compiling list of jokey tweets and calling them weird twitter nothing abt this makes sense

http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Rich-Cromwell-color-2.jpg

i enjoy the idea that thefederalist.com is some kind of wyrd twitter art project

can someone help me?

there was an article a year or two ago speculating that a lot of seemingly weird/nonsense/bot twitter accounts might be spies communicating via secret code?

i cant find it

i know exactly what you're talking about

yeah

http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte

now that i read that i don't think it's exactly what you're talking about, i remember that too tho

http://i.imgur.com/LaKZWYC.png

http://jezebel.com/olympic-level-troll-hijacks-hln-segment-on-edward-snowd-1733833133

the savagery here, lol

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/649289819483471873

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/09/troll-defends-edward-scissorhands-on-hln.html

Unfortunately, her staff did not book John Hendren (@johnhendren), the Al Jazeera journalist, but rather Jon Hendren (@fart), comedian and troll.

Ahhh, I was wondering why he was booked in the first place.

oop

omg yes

Comedian or troll: TS

an american hero

https://twitter.com/walthaas26

another weird twitter celeb gets a book deal

Gerry Adams' twitter feed is one of my favourite things about the internet

https://twitter.com/wifeleftmebot

idk why this makes me more mad than the nomral tweet stealing that happens on the twitter

http://i.imgur.com/VCIAMys.png

http://i.imgur.com/WeFlbPc.png

a heinous act of butchery, failing to grasp a joke yr stealing is unforgivable

if ur gonna steal a joke just steal it dont steal it and ruin it thats disrespectful

I confess that i steal lagoons retweets

rude

i agree its better phrased but what's there to get in the og tweet beside overliteral interpretation of 'outside of a dog' that the joke butcher doesn't grasp?

Connection between book and knowledge

ty

the utilitylimb tweet is itself a riff on an old groucho marx line ("inside of a dog, it's too dark to read") but takes it to a surreal conclusion; the stolen version just poorly imitates the surface style without understanding why its effective

I didn't know that groucho line but obviously I love it. this joke is clearly awaiting further iterations and developments but MILTRON doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcuS9ofXIAA1nv4.jpg

(possibly terrible)

cld be a poor idea

the tshirt line makes me think its a joke

uh oh

cof cof cof gimme it

wt should get into marketing

i am willing to promote yr rand for free cof

I am excited to share this: https://twitter.com/brianpilton

Brian, Exeter

RIP bill hitchert

We're watching the Tim peake news on the tele and I said to my wife that I'm over the moon for him which made her laugh

Brian, Exeter

"the official coffee company of weird Twitter"

https://twitter.com/michaelmaria16

one of my favorite twitter accounts is @postcrunk, he tweets relatively infrequently, and it's always sociopolitical commentary, totally out of step with his handle and the avatar of the rainbow wolf, like was this always this person's fuck style, i can't tell

https://twitter.com/postcrunk

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk 3h3 hours ago
capitalism is not just mansions and yachts
capitalism is dying alone in the streets with your last dollar

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 6
bruh the fetishization of youth is a byproduct of capitalism

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 5
you can create something that changes the world no matter what anyone tells you

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 4
the body language learned from advertisements

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 2
first black u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east
first female u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 29
fictional characters can undermine real authority

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 28
we manage our emotions with pills and express them with emojis

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 27
90's nostalgia because we're unwilling to reconcile with what we've become

wow swarthy villian very angry bad vibes unfollowed

account suspended. what happened?

repeatedly challenging ben dreyfuss to a fight for being a rich kid is at least what i saw lol it was pretty weird and lame

the tweets seem to be ...gone... now https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic

weird and lame twitter

it seemed like it was mostly tony tendys that was harassing ben dreyfuss last night, although he thankfully didnt get b& over it

how much those dudes h8 rich nyc media bros is kinda embarrassing, although i have no problem with the harassment its usually not v funny

its because they want to be nyc media bros but all the jobs are taken by richard dryfusses children

SwarthyV is good at harassmentlols but a lot of the extended posse just aren't creative enough with it and make it embarrassing and juvenile. like when some milquetoast lib pundit says something critical of bernie and six people with handles like @hitlerboner are all tweeting "GO DIE OF AIDS BITCH"... kinda lame

even felix is mostly just the same 'Hi im Covington Barnes-Oxley of Shitmanor Fields, CT. I dont understand how turnstiles work because i take a helicopter to work everyday at my media job. Something about an obscure Yemini Al-Queda affiliate' style 'owns' which, yes, these ppl are all terrible nepotism-benefiting imbeciles, i know, i am one of them. we're still not whats preventing bernie sanders from becoming president and you having a nicer apartment on the L or w/e

that's a good felix impression lol

i still remember a good one of his- 'chalmers mush of dorkville mn' confused about why BLM is mad while bag boy brings groceries to his porche cayenne

lmao gj lamp

fave detail abt this twitter personage is that he was apparently a bouncer at some bar w/in crawling distance of me like a year and a half ago

personal taste of course but i thought his thing was better when he was making fun of kurt schlichter and john schindler than 'mainstream political media'

yeah being a hater is much better when ur just a cool guy who doesnt really care rather than complaining abt how u shd have the job someone else has

is he part of that BRO PAIR / mobute group

ya i think he is becoming one of those guys

its funny how ppl who r so good on twitter are so bad and gonzo when they write long

so much pulling the scales from the eyes

like hmmm i am very successful in this format that rewards pithiness i will learn nothing from that

everyone could use an editor

the carl diggler stuff is fun

also i wish i cld find a pixel art thing @leyawn did of an rpg sprite lying in bed feeling sad on old

imo the crowing over Diggler's accuracy is the apotheosis of "I should be the media pundit man" stuff

tbf being a pundit wld be a p sweet ass gig

they will never let u in the club if u keep bringing up their failed predictions tho!

thought u *were* a pundit, albeit to few

i wish, imagine yelling at ppl on tv for yr job man what a life

luv 2 prognosticate

i liked this interview with BAKOOON http://www.artnews.com/2016/03/22/to-be-boring-online-is-a-terrible-thing-bakoon-on-twitter-politics-horror-and-so-much-more/

really like that interview, he just seems really.... relatable? idk, i tend to think some of these weird twitter ppl are very universal but i'm probably just seeing some projection of self

so is graey alien back?? https://twitter.com/graeyebooks

he never went anywhere, he just doesn't tweet a lot

I wish we would stop using that fucking word [referring to “branding”] and all advertising terminology, to be honest. I just post the shit that I like. It’s my personal aesthetic, I guess.

lol

lol

https://twitter.com/Nickmac2diamond

bandit ‏@UtilityLimb 27 Sep 2011
strange cult-like political cartoonist gang terrorizes the streets. my son and dog now labeled "KEYNESIAN DREAD" and "WELFARE TUNNELS"

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/733052695951593472

cant believe leyawn took my observation and made it 1000 funnier smh

heh nice

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiyOdGoWEAUu2ry.jpg

chicken or the egg question iirc

lol still love that one

maybe i'm a bit late on this but kattwillferrel got hacked by ISIS lol

http://i.imgur.com/AOObao7.png

love this account https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne

it's so good

what is the deal with the adam sandler one

Date is July 3rd 1776

every time da share z0ne uses magic card art for their macros i find it esp piquant. although the dark souls screen grabs w/the menu up are *kisses tips of fingers* too

also today lag00n RT'd one of deejs tweets and i saw he had like 7K+ followers this is a thing i noticed

steal deej followers

my twitter delib low-key genius obv

the tweeter's tweeter

http://i.imgur.com/02kxL2R.png

I find that lately whenever I'm doing something nerdy or particularly unglamorous I mentally compile an accompanying shit multiple font image meme in the style of the sharez0ne

https://twitter.com/HGoodmanEnglish

who is this

Cool kid blappo media Twitter making fun of woke Twitter is some of my favorite stuff

https://twitter.com/tesseraconteur/status/743251970295619584

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/686719751440183296

lol at "so i did some research on getting murdered, and it turns out you die"

holy shit @ the gem leyawn found

no idea who this person is

http://i.imgur.com/jaYmYdj.png

US Army Infantry & combat veteran. I am the Queen of Battle, follow me! This machine spills sashes | She/her

fyi

i think im on some sort of list

several prob

i deserve better

you deserve much worse

:[

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05wJaKtciH0

https://twitter.com/dril/status/743422792801071104

Dril definitely, emphatically still has it at ths point, right? Was the previous perceived dip in quality/change of account ownership just imaginary?

It's appalling that Twitter hasn't implemented functionality making it impossible to reply to his tweets though, what a grim shower

dril tweets are better than at their nadir now but still worse than classic era imho

otm

love too miss the classic eras of things

cn be bittersweet tho

still hard to believe dril turned out to be the biggest twitter hit from that old crew

it's the same guy still, he's an animator. he has a website and stuff

lol

https://twitter.com/dril/status/743452964459790336

yeah dril def always been the same person

i thought dril was a committee

dril is like any legacy artist, sometimes he's on a killer run and other times he's coasting. still his place in the canon is secure

disagree w/ lagoon's clinical + forensic-feeling analysis of dril tweets, feels like a kind of reflex cynicism + failure to be able to truly live in the moment, dril is frequently as good as ever imo, & irrespective of a kind of 'best of'-centric lens on his chronology is just so routinely tweeting things w/lose-yr-mind-if-you-concentrate-on-them characteristics - ah, - floks, - that his presence is itself joyous, a benevolent contribution, a kind of expansive mind exercise to be a witness to

https://twitter.com/dril/status/728683626855051264

Flag Post Permalink

it's the same guy still, he's an animator. he has a website and stuff

― global tetrahedron, Thursday, June 16, 2016 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

what's the web sote

joan and schlump otm.

also anyone who replies to a dril tweet needs to suffer greatly

ah, he took a lot of content down. he used to update on some project he was working on, seemed like an animated short. seemed like words from the man himself (paul) and not the character

@KattWillFerrell is a committee, right? How many members? I thought it was just Katt Williams and Will Ferrell.

i thought luke o'neil ran it but i think it's stefan_heck, he wrote the column about the ISIS hack

ugh why do i know all this shit

they didn't really get hacked by ISIS right? I read that article and by the end it seemed obvious they were just hecking around. Don't remember though.

i got hacked by isis and am dril

same

Developing RSI from repeatedly smashing that motherfucking like button on everything dasharez0ne posts

dril's prescience is really alarming

https://twitter.com/CranBoonitz/status/745018828346785792

He noticed a deceased celebrity's account ws verified? Astounding

I think about this tweet daily

https://twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656

He noticed a deceased celebrity's account ws verified? Astounding

People who are unclear on the concept

there was some hilarious prescient mike fossey tweet the other day, i think it was the hotdog one, can't find

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/751944655793631232

Developing RSI from repeatedly smashing that motherfucking like button on everything dasharez0ne posts

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 18 June 2016 14:16 Bookmark

weird how he fell off immediately after this was posted

i think there's only so many good jokes you can do in that format

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ckkz6JsWYAAAqms.jpg

i still daily LOL at sharezone

sharezone is p good but has never made me laugh as much as the acct it's parodying

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13507019_1036050029795064_911356563818818208_n.jpg?oh=be9c838e192c6f1307f8f9f5820e980c&oe=57FAC0FE

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13263864_1019307914802609_4906571403560614602_n.jpg?oh=9b35983fc754a7dfa1657e2dbcdfc736&oe=57EFB71C

lol

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13043214_1002057033194364_6257973401571209743_n.jpg?oh=f1057996107f95d41ac2983124359b81&oe=57EE1C51

no way that's not itself parody

it can be hard to tell these days

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13606515_1043318552401545_6966681965038573011_n.jpg?oh=7fc2eb394f45c66c1d12f4bd951ba0b1&oe=57F8DBBC

the check dis shit out persona is so fucking real

also can we talk about this account? is it literally just a fetish thing (pretty-nsfw) or just... what the fuck

https://twitter.com/xxnx957

bears say hi to me

this share zone one was so good

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/752682776357249024

deep into this bot https://twitter.com/laveme224/status/735470582645592064

nice find

deep into this bot https://twitter.com/laveme224/status/735470582645592064

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 13, 2016 12:52 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

every fn 2nd tweet in my timeline is this bot now

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn5ThGHVYAELGzz.jpg:large

so good

Krazy train is the straightfaced /sincere skull meme page btw

https://twitter.com/Phylan/status/817436459925929984

dril tweets are the new simpsons quotes i guess

lol that ones good

against my better enjoyment i enjoy this guy's simpson shitphotoshops

https://i.imgur.com/0R6NxUa.jpg

http://68.media.tumblr.com/26e9e43d5a5b8186bddcec5f39e1dd25/tumblr_oir2vbEEBH1u1vkloo1_1280.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qhKnabe.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bU3evSX.jpg

the sustained success and relevance of @dril is amazing. did anyone ever figure out who they are?

i think they knew who he was all along

so... who is it

george lopez

global tetrahedron
Posted: June 16, 2016 at 4:30:52 PM
it's the same guy still, he's an animator. he has a website and stuff

seen some really bad dril tweets of late (i don't like it when they get too topical), but also some really good ones, like this one

https://twitter.com/dril/status/851101203257864192

he's just a random guy who used to post on SA forums like a decade ago, he was in a group of ppl i played video games with back then. its not an alter ego of anyone else

he's broken the 4th wall even more with his patreon

thinkin about getting one of these

https://teespring.com/new-kicken-ass_copy_1#pid=369&cid=6514&sid=front

wow thanks I'd been searching for that for a while

ive made a twitter bot m8s https://twitter.com/trending_mishap

lol I didn't know and stared at the #trumpbudget one for a few minutes earlier deciphering meaning

truly a scrying pool to decipher these times

the meaning is, deep

#trumpbudget got me too.

lol nice

https://i.imgur.com/QwstHPh.jpg

dril got doxxed :(

i haven't looked into it, i don't want to know who dril is, but a friend of mine that lives in [ city ] asked if any of his friends knew drill. bummed i even know that much

theyve found his linkedin

that sucks, he's a good dude and doesn't deserve this

they kiwi farm'd him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaoR5m4L80

exactly

i know everyone is upset but this doesnt really seem like a proper "doxxing" seems more like ppl that are fans of something he worked on connected a few dots and were excited to find out it was him. big fuckin deal.

also jfc everyone worshipping this dude is fn weird

I liked this though

i'm about to dox dril. okay here goes: the real dril is all the friends we made along the way

— andy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (@andymoney69) November 17, 2017

You know he had to do it to 'em.

pic.twitter.com/XpOQsvIivh

— Doyle Harcavy (@ichlugebullets) November 17, 2017

dril cld never

Food for thought. pic.twitter.com/2ita0blH0O

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) November 23, 2017

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dasharez0ne/da-share-z0ne-the-devils-level-card-game

jamming on that contribution button right now

guest artist list is impressive, i might need to get in on this

Natalie Dee - @nataliedee
Dril - @dril
Evan Dorkin - @evandorkin
Sarah Dyer - @colorkitten
Ryan Cuggy - @frknbns
KC Green - @kcgreenn
Oliver Leach - @bakkooonn
Will Laren - @larenwill
Greg Pollock - @weedguy420boner
Drew Toothpaste - @drewtoothpaste

please give enough money to make it to $100k because I need foil cards

well it was at 36k when i found it a few hours ago and it's at 51k now so...

I don't know if the Share Z0Ne card came will be fun, or funny after playing it once or twice, but the Kickstarter video alone has made me laugh a lot. Especially the part where the narrator says "...to achieve a state of chillin'" as "IM CHILLEN" appears onscreen. Or when the narrator says the object of the game is to become a "calm genius".

I'm admittedly a sucker for Da Share Z0ne's house style, but was still surprised how much I laughed at the card types being DEPRESION, HORNY LEVEL, AND GENIOUS LEVEL

oh my god is the card game real? please say yes

it's 100% real, do you think it's massive kickstarter fraud?!?

The number on the screen was 666-6666. It being a fake was my first thought too.

i pledged... god help me

DOES MY LEG HAVE A PHONE NUMBER?

DARK SIDE OF TECKNOLEGY https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v pic.twitter.com/0BWdCupQUU

— da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) February 1, 2018

I do like how billions of people all have developed the same recurring hallucination in the last 20 odd years

maybe it was always there, we just didn't have something to confuse it for~~~

"i say, there's a peculiar rumbling in my leg and it's 1950! must just be my leg" - old guy who didnt have a cell

I have had the phantom phone in pocket before, very relatable

PHONE NUBER*

lol yeah i noticed that right after i made my post but thought it was funnier not to mention it
da share zone 4 life

gooch tats

— da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) February 2, 2018

trying to think of what dumb twitter accounts are still good i came up with this list

@hexprax
@i_zzzzzz
emily whitmore
@uniquedude2
@bedbugs99 (rip?)
@craigrachel
@birthday__girl
@oldfriend99
@CountCaleb
@dclij

@Sadieisonfire ‏
@rad_milk
@AdamFriedland
@GailWalden6 ‏
@shanley ‏

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be890zLHeLo/?taken-by=smallspells

this is like my favorite instagram account

bart is a recurring figure in this artist's pantheon -- seems to be a kind of deity of mischief. half tempted to get a stick n poke tattoo from her but i won't.

oh ya @gailwalden is my shit

@Sadieisonfire
@radmilk

these are the bad kind of irony twitter imo

what kind of bad? i dont necessary disagree

also

fun onions?

— da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) February 9, 2018

@craigrachel, @bakkooonn (who is apparently on the share z0ne game) @johnasavoia are underrated and great

well, people love bakoon but no one knows the other two.

i'm kind of a @PREMIUMCONTENT guy

@G2Institute

$150,000 THINK OF SOMETHING AND PUT HERE LATER

@G2Institute

― goole, Monday, February 12, 2018 4:18 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

p high concept

the damn z0ne game is at 182,000 and the 150,000 reward was a fucken cat skull pin... pumped to get this in September (maybe?) 2018 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dasharez0ne/da-share-z0ne-the-devils-level-card-game/

they seem optimistic to get it out much earlier but put in september in case of delays

congrats to admin on a successful campaign, bitch

THIS IS ONE OF @dril CARDS FROM MY GAME “THE DEVIL’S LEVEL” YOU MUST BUY IT TODAY. WILL NOT BE FOR SALE AFTER KICK STARTER ENDS. SO GET THE EXPASION PACKS TOO https://t.co/UPRqLA0tNL pic.twitter.com/x3CADWGxDf

— da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) February 20, 2018

ok i pledged i hope it's dope

worst case, I can store my weed in the foil box

hell yea dude

Hmmm, did DA SHARE ZONE just reveal himself as a fellow Clevelander?

WHAT IS A CLEVE -ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v pic.twitter.com/n4nNv7womq

— da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) March 5, 2018

iirc the location on the gofundme page was in columbus. i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.

seems like a diff/better sense of humor but i cld maybe see it

iiarc drew and natalie dee were contributing artists to dasharez0ne's card thing, MAKES U THINK

the creator of the kickstarter is “robert cassidy”

No results found for “robert cassidy” "da share zone".

i think dasharezone was originally a few of the old guard 'weird twitter'/post-SA-forums people? not sure whos running it these days but it definitely started with a few different 'voices' a couple of which felt all too familiar to me

who do u think it was

@Arr is the one i suspect the most

hmm

Gotta get in da z0ne https://t.co/V9CVKKwOS9

— Mortiissey (@Arr) January 22, 2018

'weird twitter'/post-SA-forums

ah let’s fess up, we mostly mean fyad

i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison)

i hope not fuck him

didnt realize ppl had strong opinions about the toothpaste guy. he seems fine, i guess tweeting about webcomics all the time is sort of annoying. ok i'll unfollow him

he does married to the sea too right? a couple years ago my girlfriend at the time mentioned that he'd blocked her on twitter years ago and she had no idea why, had never interacted with him. so i tweeted at him that story and then he blocked me. lol. i used to have like 3 married to the sea t-shirts in middle/early high school.

sucks

no its funny

seem to remember that drew guy being really trigger happy with the block button. I wouldn’t take it personally

this isn't weird twitter but it's twitter and it's really weird

https://twitter.com/planetjuneberry/with_replies

sometimes you come across something so out there you just have to tell people

there are a lot of videos. mar1ssa vibes.

lol

ok one more:

elon musk has a lot of sad ass devotees, but here's one who uhh considers him one of the egyptian gods?

https://twitter.com/AKHENATOBI

(warning: often nsfw)

should i cop

https://thehyv.shop/products/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls-shirt

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0251/2335/products/Pee_is_Stored_in_the_Balls_Shirt_1024x1024.png?v=1528733701

i WHEEZED lmaooooooooooo

ooh that's a good one

I haven't worn it yet but I bought one that says
TOSCHE STATION

POWER CONVERTERS

but I'm a big nerd

lol i had to look that up. that's pretty good.

the king has to be this one tho:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.86364487.7810/raf,750x1000,075,t,101010:01c5ca27c6.u4.jpg

oh yeah, the smooth one is very classic

hahahaha these are the best genre of clothes

the only real option is to have one of these shirts for every day of the week

Currently at an art opening where two dudes are wearing the joy division shirt so I impulse bought pee is stored in the balls.

There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character

— wint (@dril) November 4, 2013

i bought the dril book and i have no regrets

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

my mom reading @dril - "this is so true and so meaningless ... I love his cliches" pic.twitter.com/xv2LnRvFuS

— Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) September 12, 2018

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

― goole, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 7:09 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha this sounds soooo awkward

its weird that the dril book dropped like a day after I spent an hour scrolling through his feed. you read my mind buddy.

can think of at least 3 family members it'll make a great Christmas gift for

"what... are these"

"they're tweets, printed out."

"what are 'tweets'?"

"..................where do you want to go to lunch?"

Buying the book would mean I could read all his good posts online without having to accidentally see anybody’s replies

listening to hurricane florence coverage on the radio and the reporter was talking the looming, flooding-induced pig waste environmental disaster.

"...the manure is stored in..."

"the balls," i said aloud, finishing the sentence for her. weird twitter has ruined me for life.

iirc the location on the gofundme page was in columbus. i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:30 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like a diff/better sense of humor but i cld maybe see it

― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2018 6:38 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iiarc drew and natalie dee were contributing artists to dasharez0ne's card thing, MAKES U THINK

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:43 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just want to say that i was correct itt

so drew toothpaste is da share z0ne admin right

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 28, 2018

confirmed pic.twitter.com/5smfXNJ2vu

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 29, 2018

there are a few contributors i think

apparently a bunch of guys ran the "da share z0ne" account on here, then one guy flipped out & removed everyone from it because one of them was talking to his wife, anyway point is I've been laughing for the last two days at "da share my wife z0ne"

— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 19, 2019

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for da share z0ne to ever again tweet without anybody replying "da share my wife z0ne"

da share z1ne

lol

weird, I thought DSZ was just the toothpaste for dinner guy

thought it was implied a few times that it was a trans woman

Whats the source of this rumor? I love da share zone and would like to learn about the drama

that tweet

seems obvs drew toothpaste is the husband in question

Fuck him

https://i.imgur.com/5TtjkFp.mp4

https://twitter.com/TjGrocery

what on earth

https://twitter.com/I_AM_NIGEL

what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.

undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame

I thought this was particularly special

Sadly, every one below the age of 45 is more interested in finding "Waldo" , than being "Well-to-do"

— wint (@dril) September 7, 2019

not sure whose new account this is but they're off to a strong start

My ass is green, we all know this. It’s been green for some time now. Decades. And we all know I’ve had those wheelèd boots upon my feetsies, and how I glide down and up various hills and avenues, all throughout the district.

— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019

I don’t think you realize who you’re fucking with. Do you think we can’t find you? Do you think we don’t have Viacom satellites over your house right now? If your ass is really green, which is highly doubtful, we’re going to see every little green cheek and every little dimple.

— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019

omg

the News, as you know it, has died... and from its ashes rises "TRUTHPOINT"

streaming LIVE, wednesday at midnight (EST) , on https://t.co/r9fykA0xpy pic.twitter.com/I9UpgHYjnN

— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019

jhaha whaaaaat

perfect

dunno about this format but derek is funny in general

are people actually mad about this? i've seen about 10 posts like 'if you are mad he's finally getting paid after 10 years of being funny for free i dunno what to tell you', which i agree with, but i can't imagine what dweebs actually think this is bad. not to mention this is a super late night adult swim thing on an app. they probably got like 500 bucks for it

im mad its a betrayal of the platform (twitter.com)

I do think some of what makes Dril work is his opacity/mystique and can see how this representation of him might color the way people see his tweets moving forward. You don't have to watch it, though.

your the ones who sold out not me

— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019

I may have been sold with "I'm going to send you back to kindergarten... IN A COFFIN."

good point from derek here. i agree there sell outs

fucking hate sell outs pic.twitter.com/gG3VpwREew

— derek (@eedrk) October 13, 2019

Feel like dril's power is in the medium but I'm thrilled he's gotten a show. Haven't read the book, worried it would ruin mystique - is it any good?

It’s pretty much literally just a collection of his tweets, so yes.

truthpoint is fucking hilarious

WORLD GUINNESS BOOK OF EMOTIONS

who is this derek guy he's the best

also this is like if clickhole did hour-long on cinema episodes

derek does very funny videos on twitter

derek is the funniest human (gregg aside)

in the latest episode dril says something so funny he corpses for like a whole minute afterwards. he earnt that corpse

anyway this series is getting better and better, surely some of you are watching it

this was clearly the prototype

Most people don't even realize there's a government... pic.twitter.com/3X99cgl8G0

— derek (@eedrk) February 20, 2019

yes, but his comic sharpness and quick wit in this format is astounding, he is a master improviser

haven't watched the adult swim show yet but ya derek has been one of my favs on twitter for as long as i can remember

glad he's finally found some success/money

it's probably like $55 and a coupon for burritos

I struggled through ten minutes of ep 2 and gave up

sort of the wrong episode & gave up too fast

i watched about 75% of the first ep and wasn't super impressed but i'd check it out again

^ Same.

I agree both are funny. I just don't know how much I can take of a guy screaming through a Dril mask.

The @godFriended_me person who went on to do the Mr Baseball saga and has been DwayneMedia for a year or so just switched to @QueensRonnie and it's pretty fun so far.

the most committed bit on there

If you had three wishes ... pic.twitter.com/fIu69WjSHK

— Eric Rahill (@eric_rahill) February 1, 2021

I love Eric. He has so much wisdom to share!

one thing id like to see more on twitter is posts that are "just for fun". like a guy who posts things just to have some laughs. i think its good to laugh sometimes

— wint but Al (@dril_gpt2) July 4, 2022

🙏 pic.twitter.com/e7K0lf5V4V

— Siddhant Adlakha (@SiddhantAdlakha) November 1, 2022