sometimes you come across something so out there you just have to tell people
there are a lot of videos. mar1ssa vibes.
― goole, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link
lol
― flopson, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:30 (six years ago) link
ok one more:
elon musk has a lot of sad ass devotees, but here's one who uhh considers him one of the egyptian gods?
https://twitter.com/AKHENATOBI
(warning: often nsfw)
― goole, Thursday, 28 June 2018 04:30 (five years ago) link
should i cop
https://thehyv.shop/products/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls-shirt
― goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0251/2335/products/Pee_is_Stored_in_the_Balls_Shirt_1024x1024.png?v=1528733701
― goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link
i WHEEZED lmaooooooooooo
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link
ooh that's a good one
I haven't worn it yet but I bought one that saysTOSCHE STATION
POWER CONVERTERS
but I'm a big nerd
― mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link
lol i had to look that up. that's pretty good.
the king has to be this one tho:
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.86364487.7810/raf,750x1000,075,t,101010:01c5ca27c6.u4.jpg
― goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link
oh yeah, the smooth one is very classic
― mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link
hahahaha these are the best genre of clothes
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link
the only real option is to have one of these shirts for every day of the week
― mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link
Currently at an art opening where two dudes are wearing the joy division shirt so I impulse bought pee is stored in the balls.
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:44 (five years ago) link
There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character— wint (@dril) November 4, 2013
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
i bought the dril book and i have no regrets
― vote no on ilxit (Will M.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link
the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do
― goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
my mom reading @dril - "this is so true and so meaningless ... I love his cliches" pic.twitter.com/xv2LnRvFuS— Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) September 12, 2018
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
― goole, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 7:09 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha this sounds soooo awkward
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link
its weird that the dril book dropped like a day after I spent an hour scrolling through his feed. you read my mind buddy.
can think of at least 3 family members it'll make a great Christmas gift for
― frogbs, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link
"what... are these"
"they're tweets, printed out."
"what are 'tweets'?"
"..................where do you want to go to lunch?"
― goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link
Buying the book would mean I could read all his good posts online without having to accidentally see anybody’s replies
― faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link
listening to hurricane florence coverage on the radio and the reporter was talking the looming, flooding-induced pig waste environmental disaster.
"...the manure is stored in..."
"the balls," i said aloud, finishing the sentence for her. weird twitter has ruined me for life.
― andrew m., Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link
iirc the location on the gofundme page was in columbus. i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:30 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seems like a diff/better sense of humor but i cld maybe see it
― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2018 6:38 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
iiarc drew and natalie dee were contributing artists to dasharez0ne's card thing, MAKES U THINK
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:43 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i just want to say that i was correct itt
so drew toothpaste is da share z0ne admin right— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 28, 2018
confirmed pic.twitter.com/5smfXNJ2vu— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 29, 2018
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 24 November 2018 01:02 (five years ago) link
there are a few contributors i think
― global tetrahedron, Saturday, 24 November 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link
apparently a bunch of guys ran the "da share z0ne" account on here, then one guy flipped out & removed everyone from it because one of them was talking to his wife, anyway point is I've been laughing for the last two days at "da share my wife z0ne"— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 19, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for da share z0ne to ever again tweet without anybody replying "da share my wife z0ne"
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link
da share z1ne
― flopson, Monday, 11 February 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link
weird, I thought DSZ was just the toothpaste for dinner guy
― Dan I., Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
thought it was implied a few times that it was a trans woman
― frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
Whats the source of this rumor? I love da share zone and would like to learn about the drama
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link
that tweet
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link
seems obvs drew toothpaste is the husband in question
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link
Fuck him
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5TtjkFp.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TjGrocery
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link
what on earth
― goole, Monday, 13 May 2019 20:05 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/I_AM_NIGEL
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link
what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.
― goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link
I thought this was particularly special
Sadly, every one below the age of 45 is more interested in finding "Waldo" , than being "Well-to-do"— wint (@dril) September 7, 2019
― flappy bird, Sunday, 8 September 2019 05:48 (four years ago) link
not sure whose new account this is but they're off to a strong start
My ass is green, we all know this. It’s been green for some time now. Decades. And we all know I’ve had those wheelèd boots upon my feetsies, and how I glide down and up various hills and avenues, all throughout the district.— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019
I don’t think you realize who you’re fucking with. Do you think we can’t find you? Do you think we don’t have Viacom satellites over your house right now? If your ass is really green, which is highly doubtful, we’re going to see every little green cheek and every little dimple.— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
omg
the News, as you know it, has died... and from its ashes rises "TRUTHPOINT"streaming LIVE, wednesday at midnight (EST) , on https://t.co/r9fykA0xpy pic.twitter.com/I9UpgHYjnN— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
jhaha whaaaaat
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link
perfect
― i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
dunno about this format but derek is funny in general
― ciderpress, Sunday, 13 October 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
are people actually mad about this? i've seen about 10 posts like 'if you are mad he's finally getting paid after 10 years of being funny for free i dunno what to tell you', which i agree with, but i can't imagine what dweebs actually think this is bad. not to mention this is a super late night adult swim thing on an app. they probably got like 500 bucks for it
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
im mad its a betrayal of the platform (twitter.com)
― lag∞n, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
I do think some of what makes Dril work is his opacity/mystique and can see how this representation of him might color the way people see his tweets moving forward. You don't have to watch it, though.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
your the ones who sold out not me— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019
― pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
I may have been sold with "I'm going to send you back to kindergarten... IN A COFFIN."