mong summer dream (now featuring added winter, also spring)

hny mongs, enjoy my fiendishly clever jeff lynne tribute

is this the new thread? if so pls to link to new & old threads

old springtime save our mongrels 2011

anyway wha happen

agh, cheers for picking up my slack

had a McOz today, feel like the most patriotic Australian ever (even more so than that swimming coach and that bloke from the war)

if there's an unflushed deuce in the men's, and there's no toilet paper in there, does that mean that the unflushing bastard is walking round with an unwiped ringpiece to boot???

that deuce should be wrapped up

Mayb he used the last of it.... wait no then where it is.. argh WTF stinkybum weirdo.

You just made me think about poos in toilets, I HATE YOU :(

just as i bite into a dumpling

dump-ling

i hate you

:D

hello from house-sitting land

lol @ username

hello

had a good nite out seeing gruntl3d and the P.K.E.

i'll be back inna hood on thurs nite

need to get 'amongst it'

Waitin on a thing. Not gonna jinx it til I know either way, cross all yer wotsits for me tho lads.

If it's the thing that I think it is (therefore stuff is crossed), we are also searching for a thing.

*gets out thing, plays with it*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoKgK09fCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p490t_6Z9aY

Ads: sounds like ye on right track, I will also cross thingies.

Wait this sounds like a bad Ghostbusters slashfic now.

ew ugh

where is thing

maybe you can explain why this saturday there were 2-3 people at every inspection, except one at 1 pm that had seriously like sixty people

idk maybe justin bieber lived there

i do not miss going to OFIs

I do not enjoy the gettening up of hopes :( There were 3 other ppl/fams at this one. sixty people at one!? wtf, was it dirt cheap or something?

Its fu1t0n st btw

it was nothing, just a mid-priced pokey ground floor flat in c4rdig4n st

top luck w/ marg4r3t fu1t0n st

fondly remember proto-happy hardcore hit "marg4r3t fu1t0n's tr34t"

Poop, we missed out, but we were on a shortlist of 3 and Ive been reassured "theres nothing wrong with yr applications" so thats something of a comfort. Dammit its so much harder when yr being ultra-fussy :( I only ever find 1 or 2 places a month that suit.

agh crap

nothing wrong with being fussy btw, also there's some incredibly run-down crap in the s+k3 area atm

Aye Trayce. I've been saying "We'll move as soon as I find the perfect place" for at least nine months now. Still haven't found it, but I'm content that we haven't moved to somewhere that doesn't have all the features we desire or not up to my probably too high standards.

Yeah exactly. Where we are now is nice, but not worth what we're paying, when we can pay less for a huge kitchen with modern fittings, for eg. I feel a bit "lol yeah first world problems" about it, hey I have a roof over my head stfu, but ffs I'm 40 and Ive spent half my life in poky flats, if I cant afford to buy I should at least be able to rent a nice place, I can afford it dammit.

Granted, half the problem is where I want to live, if we went out even into the closer suburbs we'd get a much nicer place but fuck who wants to live in Pascoe Vale.

(or as all my friends out there insist, "west brunswick" har har)

Yeah exactly. Where we are now is nice, but not worth what we're paying, when we can pay less for a huge kitchen with modern fittings

Starting to wonder whether that is a pipe dream tbh. Looked at a flat in C4ulf13ld Nth, $430/wk, dog box, kitchen was part of the tiny living room, two tiny bedrooms, no laundry facility &c.

Ive found plenty of roomy places with seperate diing areas/kitchens, even 2 toilets/seperate laundries for 450, so its not that hard. its just a shit fight to get em.

But Im looking at villas/townhouses/houses. Im not even considering flats unless theyre hueg/have a terrace/courtyard. Not for that money. ffs I was paying $260 for a flat twice the size of my current house, only 3 years ago.

pour example: http://www.realestate.com.au/property-apartment-vic-st+kilda+east-406486071

ooer sounds nice. btw I can't help noticing that most of the flats on the market are ground floor, presumably coz they're so noisy that everyone keeps leaving.

slight reach but does a mong know a ~good~ literary agent for book publishing y/n

Aye Trayce. I've been saying "We'll move as soon as I find the perfect place" for at least nine months now.

we should do the banquet at P3rama sometime before you move btw

(as well as the wang double feature)

Sorry cuz, P3rama closed months ago so he could open a fancy new place in the city.

you broke it through lack of custom

you broke it

it was going well and then it went bad

as cuntfest 2014 looms my thoughts are with all the mongs including autumn almanac wherever he may be.

― estela, Tuesday, May 13, 2014 7:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's 2015 but i second everything else.

i have given up, it's true

Adam!

!!!

gidday! how are mongs and fuxors

effin sick of winter ay.

otm, my work clothes are still drying innit

it's lovely and refreshing tbh

What, ceaseless freezing rain and wind and about 0.5 hours of daylight? No thanks.

going for walks along coastal cliffs in shorts and singlet during the day, then lighting a fire at night, not bad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSCgnrsUwAEr1g9.png:large

(courtesy westboro baptist chvrch, topeka, kansas)

amazing flag, will adopt immediately

Its ok Freddie boy, no one here even believes in god anyway!

is there no more rolling antipodean discussion?

Funnily I was just thinking about this thread the other day. Didnt revive it of course tho did I.

Did all the kiwis bugger off ILX? I might be on business to Wellington in the next couple of months.

this thread was quite a workhorse, it probably deserved a rest.

seems like all the recognisable NZ'ers have left - that said, I'm not here on the daily myself so couldn't really tell you if they've changed DNs or what.

its too hot

I bloody wish.

is it hottt in the crawlspace

Reviving because I can't find a newer thread. I'm in Sydney for the next week and a half - aside from charlie h are there any other ILXors to, umm, have a pint with?

i’m up in queensland, otherwise i’d have been in. sic, who is best at rounding us up, has moved to the us. a lot of the australian ilxors are in melbourne. but kbp and edwardo might be around?

it is true that I am sometimes around

it is true that every international fap in the last 14 years or so was organised by me

I thought about doing so anyway after the first of ET's threads, but it's been two months and edwardo has not sent me jackal pot q's even once so fuck him

it is true that every international fap in the last 14 years or so was organised by me
i’m fairly certain that isn’t true, unless somehow you were down here and deciding the pub we all went to with both donut bitch and with Veg. wait no that was me.

yeah take that sic

I'm awaiting his I MEANT FOR SYDNEY U DOLTS reply btw :D

(tbf I think it may be true he did arrange one MelbFAP when Rob Bolton was in town - at least I know he was *at* that one!)

Trayce I'm sure ET would be delighted if you make it to his Sydney FAP, in Sydney

I will have a pint.

last time i saw youse was when veg came to melb and we went to that pub north of the yarra. such a great night.

ET where are you staying in shitney

Would that I could afford to, but tis the xmas season and I am po.

ET where are you staying in shitney

In one of those hotels on Chalmers St. as you go up the hill from Central station.

Tentatively going with sometime on Wednesday for a FAP. (as seen here: Bands, record shops, venues, radio in Melbourne/Sydney? )

I cannae do Wednesday until after 10pm (yes) but I can actually do any other evening.

Tuesday then?

That'd work for me. I work in Darlinghurst and live in Redfern so it's easy for me to get to wherever.

Place/time suggestions?

(I don't really have plans for tomorrow other than to avoid the rain)

I quite like the Dove and Olive in Surry Hills but it has a tendency to be chockers. Round Newtown way there's the Town Hall hotel which has the bonus that I have lots of free drinks to use there (And a 2 for 1 cocktail voucher #lolcheaplife, and a large number of substantially more welcoming places. Union Hotel towards the western bit of Newtown is good for variety of beers.

Who else is coming? Easier to get in touch with me via email - my username at furanes dot net

Just saw on twitter that ET was at Marrickville bowlo yesterday (if I'm recognising that ceiling correctly), y'all should have gone to Batch

Any Sydney mongs about? I'm there Saturday until Monday night...

Woah, necrothread.

a whole two months!

Roll call! Are youse lot all gone now? Is it just me and sic left? I read some of the older mongrels threads and I'd like to petition to blast ILX into orbit and delete it all now k thx

I'd be happy to delete every single pre-2020 post of my own fwiw.

LIfe rolls on ey.