A ballot submission movie poll poll: where do we go from here? I predict ilxor clusterfuck.

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Guys, action poll thread was probably the Citizen Cane of ilx ballot submission movie polls. omar all taking a victory lap. It's probably down hill from here, so it's time to pick the Paul Masson wine commercial of ilx ballot submission movie polls:

Poll Results

OptionVotes
comedies 19
romcoms 16
sci-fi 11
war movies 10
most-hated movie 8
best Paul Masson wine commercials 4
bathroom movies 3
desert island movies that are literally movies about desert islands 3
rides 2
movies that happen in deserts 2
body swap movies 1
martial arts movies 1
robot movies (number one robot) 1
gravity movies 1
dog buddy movie 1
friendship movies 1
body swap comedies 0
buddy cop poll 0


Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

citizen mycocaine

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

the 'speculative fiction' poll was such a shitshow that sci-fi should be off the table.

romcoms all the way.

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

voted romcom but most hated would be interesting too.

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

the 'speculative fiction' poll was such a shitshow

?!?!

would love a scifi poll except it would be pretty predictable, and we need a break from muscled hunks with guns.

watercooler challenge (ledge), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

the spec fic poll turned out really well? i dont remember you even participating SD...

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

I recommend against gravity movies only because we would have too much overlap with the action thread. Too soon. No gravity.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Comedies. Also: canonized film whose appeal you find most mystifying.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

I think I'm going to go with war movies, though SF and romantic comedies would be ok.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

I voted war movies. It'll be interesting to see what people consider "war movies." Actual combat action? Just a wartime setting (e.g. Casablanca)?

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

The canon doesn't have an awful lot of time for comedies (even less so than action films?) so I'd love a comedy poll. I might even remember to vote in it this time.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

the spec fic poll turned out really well? i dont remember you even participating SD...

― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 10:37 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't see it until after the fact but some things about the results (mainly every other entry being PK Dick) made it seem kind of Inception-in-the-top-3 level rmde

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

ahhhhhh the french

ciderpress, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

missing ~erotic thrillers~ tbh

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Comedies, 'thrillers', sci-fi in that order. I'd be interested in polls of British movies and French movies. In a Brit movie poll I'd be keen to see how the results would differ between Brits and the rest of the world.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

Oh hey guys I left out:
erotic thrillers
erotic comedies

v sorry (I meant to include them!), but I think I accidentally saved us from a v dark and terrifying place *stares blankly, rocking back and forth*

Also, I intentionally left out "anything that makes morbs angry." See overlap.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

war movies but idea about ranking yr 'overrated canon' flicks appeals

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

War, rom-com, IMDB top 100 are the next three I'd like to see

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

I am probably voting straight-up comedies, but I like the idea of body-swap movies or friendship movies, because of obvious cross-genre randomness factor.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

imdb top 50 would be a fun quickie poll thread (or two, best AND worst), but really doesn't need to be a ballot poll

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

IMDB top 50 tainted by nerds

flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

that's WHY it'd be fun, duh

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

it's like when we poll those horrible rateyourmusic lists on ILM

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

like really anything as specific as body-swap movies or whatever, it'd be so easy to put the <50 most obvious options in a poll thread and ludicrous to do a ballot poll with rigorous tabulation and a long results rollout

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

Romantic comedies or Paul Masson commercials.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

I fear that Paul Masson commercials is going to be the Ralph Nader of the ballot poll poll

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

I think ILX's rankings vs IMDB nerds would be the fun part, not just which is best. Citizen Kane would probably just win anyway.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

write-in vote for "erotic comedies"

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, v v sorry, DJP ;_;

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

write-in vote for ignoring DJPs vote

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

most hated movies prob has the most clear ilx charm tho

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

counter write-in vote for converting every vote to "erotic comedies"

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

also fyi austerity ponies you left your bag on my floor last night u drunk

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

ah yes I'll need ot get that

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

citizen mycocaine

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 10:32 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

or THRILLERS <<<best genre

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

Aaaaaahhh...! Paul Masson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

Serious vote for comedies, though. It's broad enough to elicit some surprising results. We probably just need to chip in on a Life Alert for Morbs before the results come in.

Also a write-in for a proper horror ballot poll, although most people seem to think the year-by-year polls are sufficient.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

i wd love to see "most hated" happen, tho perhaps the scale wd need to be smaller

contreatable logorrhea (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

Is this for serious votes about what poll comes up next or lol votes? I'd be interested in a genuine 'comedies' poll or a 'best movie robot' poll. The others, not so much. 'Most-hated movies' would have too many one-vote films, surely?

emil.y, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

Best movie robot -- I think a radio-button poll would be plenty for this.

'Most-hated movies' would have too many one-vote films, surely?

I agree with this 100%. Sounds boring.

I think the ballot polls work best with broader categories, like an artist's full discography as opposed to all the tracks on one album.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

the spec fic poll turned out really well? i dont remember you even participating SD...

yeah I thought this poll was great, despite the results it was a really interesting thread. also it was limited to books, did not include movies (altho I could've sworn there has also been a sci-fi movie poll already...?)

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

Best movie robot -- I think a radio-button poll would be plenty for this.

Yeah, maybe so. But there are quite a few of them.

Voting for 'comedies' with that in mind, then.

emil.y, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

maybe it was 70s only tho...? I remember being irritated by *ugh* Tarkovsky ranking highly

xp

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

emil.y, this is for votes about what ballot poll comes up next. If bathroom movies wins, it will probably be v different than a comedies or war movies poll.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

Would Scream 2 count as a bathroom movie?

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Fluffykins, I understand what the general thrust of this poll is, I was just pondering if it would have an actual effect, as so many of the options are 'lol options'. If it wasn't going to matter I may well have voted for something silly.

emil.y, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

(Sorry for calling you Fluffykins.)

emil.y, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING HIM FLUFFYKINS

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

it'd be kinda fun to see how a kitchen sink poll would turn out though, all the same. I like the chaos of it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

idk? any ballot i made would be 90% broadway + off-broadway i think

Mordy, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

if we can get this off the ground, i volunteer to run a singles/individual songs sister poll - ILM/ILFilms crossover!

Mordy, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

ooh that'd be cool too!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

Lol veg, I thought you were suggesting a kitchen sink drama poll instead for a second there. Quite different indeed. Chaos is fine with me for the most part, I guess I'm just thinking about how I'd settle on a ranking system for such disparate things.

emil.y, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

haha yeah no, just kitchen-sink musical/music poll

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

I don't understand including things that don't have filmed versions

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I assumed this would be strictly filmy.

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

actually yeah now that I'm thinking about it -- mordy are u talking abt broadway shows that have been released on dvd or tv or whatever? or actual live runs of shows... because that's getting a little crazy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

well

Mordy, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

dude

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

see the thing is

Mordy, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

dude.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

sister act 2 all the way

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

music meister is great

c21m50nm3x1c4n (wins), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

Phantom of the Paradise is #1. Calling it now.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

hey clemenza, one for your list: electra glide in blue

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

Wicker Man #1

― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, April 4, 2013 2:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

what if i ran a musical soundtrack poll and then included film, tv, broadway, any musical w/ a soundtrack? that might work right?

Mordy, Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

that'd be a music poll!

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

tbh idk what forum i'm on

Mordy, Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

I like all these ideas

c21m50nm3x1c4n (wins), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

we need a musicals/music film poll first and foremost.

do you still want to run that poll mordy, without broadway shows? or do you want to bow out of that.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

streets of fire ftw

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

what if i ran a musical soundtrack poll and then included film, tv, broadway, any musical w/ a soundtrack? that might work right?

― Mordy, Thursday, April 4, 2013 10:00 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For an ILM poll, yeah, sure, that would be fun.

emil.y, Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

totally gonna vote for The Killer

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

so yeah the no-films-that-haven't-had-a-theatrical-run idea is a go-er for the music-y movies poll imo. as i was blethering on about over on the other thread MOJO mag's current Top 100 Music Movies poll cheerfully threw in concert movies, docs, musicals, spoofs etc next to Pretty In Pink, Two Lane Blacktop, Easy Rider, Blow Out and suchlike. seems kinda fun.

piscesx, Thursday, 4 April 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

If those are the parameters, and The Virgin Suicides and Rushmore and Boogie Nights and the like are eligible, I guarantee I will wear out my welcome within the first 15 posts.

clemenza, Friday, 5 April 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

A certain popular thread today makes clear why these polls turn out like they do

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Friday, 5 April 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

Original Old School Classic

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 5 April 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

The Original New School Classic version is pretty good - better than the Ripoff Old School Classic for sure - but I stand by the Original Old School Dud.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

come on lets just do a musicals poll!!!

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Friday, 5 April 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

Shucks, guys - why don't we just put on the poll right here?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

How do we design the rules so that fucking Buffy episode is ineligible but dr horribles singalong blog is included

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Friday, 5 April 2013 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

knife fight in the parking lot

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 April 2013 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

I'm in

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Friday, 5 April 2013 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

A certain popular thread today makes clear why these polls turn out like they do

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, April 4, 2013 9:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this an ebert diss

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 5 April 2013 07:43 (eleven years ago) link

just because the first 7 or 8 years ago didn't have a huge turnout iirc i still think revisiting the '90s would be 'fun', for lack of a better word describing a frustrating tallying process and a rollout filled with accusations of fascism, racism,, and terrible taste peppered with the odd bit of levity and screencaps.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, March 14, 2013 5:39 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 5 April 2013 08:09 (eleven years ago) link

xp keeping it off that thread represents either a newfound sense of humility or one of kinship

alternately mean and handsy (Eric H.), Friday, 5 April 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

no i'm sick of shitstorms caused by ppl who don't know shit about cinema

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 12:04 (eleven years ago) link

You have the daintiest sidesteps.

alternately mean and handsy (Eric H.), Friday, 5 April 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

i still think revisiting the '90s would be 'fun'

also bcz the only decades left to do are in BORING BLACK & WHITE

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

The 30s would get about 11 ballots, the 20s would get 4.

alternately mean and handsy (Eric H.), Friday, 5 April 2013 12:20 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone suggested a 'this decade so far' poll? slim pickings mind.

piscesx, Friday, 5 April 2013 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

Think it wd be best to wait at least until the fifth year has passed, a la the 2000-2004 poll.

alternately mean and handsy (Eric H.), Friday, 5 April 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

How do we design the rules so that fucking Buffy episode is ineligible but dr horribles singalong blog is included

― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Friday, April 5, 2013 12:20 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

knife fight in the parking lot

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, April 5, 2013 12:49 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinksomebody volunteer to do a stupid poll

lol

now somebody volunteer to do a stupid movie poll

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

morbs you'll need to pick out underwear that will bunch up the best for this poll, should it eventuate

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

"I envision a saucier cut."

alternately mean and handsy (Eric H.), Friday, 5 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link


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