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"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

SAIL

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bear say "What'll ya have?" to me.

nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

wmlynch, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

Bear say no gluten to me

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

officer bearbready

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:13 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://www.jehsmith.com/1/2015/06/rachel-dolezal-and-the-spectre-of-trans-species-identity.html

Bear cults survived throughout Europe into the 12th century, and they were based on the belief that their members were ancestrally related to bears and could take on a visibly ursine nature in ritual circumstances. These traditions were broken up by force by the late middle ages, and now, today, 'western' human beings think of themselves as existing across a vast ontological gap from other animal species, and regard non-western claims of trans-species identity as vestiges of comically unscientific, primitive ways of apprehending the world (poets still sometimes return to these ways, but when they do we assume they are just being poets). But this prejudice is the result of a distinct local history: the same local history that for so long insisted on an ethnographically anomalous binary gender distinction between male and female.

j., Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

Curiosity bear? Is that a typo or a usage that I am unaware of?

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

self-explanatory name for a curious bear imo

j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:43 (1 month ago) Permalink

love that video. my mother's tiny papillon once chased off a much larger bear than that in colorado. im attached to the dog and she emailed me to say that he ran after a bear and was presumed dead. 10 minutes later he came back perfectly fine, bear to be seen.

ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

bear nowhere to be seen.

ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

What I'm learning is, if you see a bear, charge that motherfucker.

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

Nature abhors a surprise.

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 25 June 2015 20:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

yet bears DO make leaps

j., Friday, 26 June 2015 02:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

people who blithely chatter in a car with children while grizzly bears climb over their vehicle: c or d

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:11 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

would have honked horn, but now they're on bbc

skiirp!! skiirp!! (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:47 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

people are pretty safe in a car though, right (especially bigger american cars)? why risk riling the bear up when you could just sit and wait for them to lose interest?

koogs, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:27 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

It's just a giant sardine tin to a bear.

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:20 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

If I'm understanding correctly, this is a new bear falling from a tree in Boulder, CO today (or recently). Details from fb friend are sketchy.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Looks like a bear rapture, tbh.

nickn, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Haha!

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

did they catch it?!?

j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Yes, bear was caught and is being released in the woods outside of town.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

would request an abbott drawing of this tableau

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Alternately, could someone photoshop a cape on this bear?

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

spring-boots

j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:41 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

basketball and backboard shattering

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

fart lines

j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

assumption of bear

drash, Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

copies, to make bearleader pyramid

j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 02:08 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

An enthusiastic bear.

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 16 July 2015 01:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

saw that the other day. the youtube channel includes other videos of the same bear looking much younger

koogs, Thursday, 16 July 2015 08:35 (1 week ago) Permalink

saw a couple of bears in the wild for the first time ever and inevitably thought of this thread. here's one of them, just chillin' in a meadow in yosemite:

the other one was a lil' baby bear i saw later in the day but i didn't take pictures of because a) i was on a bike and i didn't have my slr with me and b) the prospect of being mauled to death by a hidden mama bear while i tried to take a shitty iphone pic of her adorable progeny seemed too humiliating to risk.

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 12:13 (1 week ago) Permalink

good calls

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

but w/ the slr…

j., Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

yeah, if i could have gotten a good slr shot of the baby i totally would have put my life on the line for it - i'm committed to photography

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:15 (1 week ago) Permalink

my spirit animal

fuck putting strawberry in a rhubarb pie

mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 02:44 (1 week ago) Permalink

Fuck putting rhubarb in a strawberry pie, imo.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 17 July 2015 04:47 (1 week ago) Permalink

now we are enemies

mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 05:00 (1 week ago) Permalink

you deserve each other

j., Friday, 17 July 2015 05:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

the rest of us deserve pie

j., Friday, 17 July 2015 05:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

what a waste of rhubarb and strawberry

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 17 July 2015 14:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

Love that bear.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:20 (1 week ago) Permalink

glad i finally clicked that link as i thought it was bear-falls-asleep-after-eating-50-pound-dog

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 02:26 (1 week ago) Permalink

that's some reverse-goldilocks shit

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 10:10 (1 week ago) Permalink

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Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (4 days ago) Permalink

dammit: https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (4 days ago) Permalink


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