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"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:01 (four years ago) Permalink

SAIL

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (four years ago) Permalink

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (four years ago) Permalink

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (four years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (four years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (four years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (four years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (four years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (four years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (four years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (four years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (four years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (four years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (four years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (four years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (four years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (four years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (four years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (four years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (four years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (four years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (four years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (four years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (four years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (four years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (four years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (four years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (four years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (four years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (four years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (four years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (four years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (four years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (four years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (four years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (four years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (four years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (four years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (four years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (four years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (four years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (four years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (four years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (four years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (four years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (four years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (four years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (four years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (four years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (four years ago) Permalink

:D

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 23 July 2016 23:38 (four months ago) Permalink

Man, I want to see a movie made of that story. Insane.

― Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, July 9, 2016 6:59 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there have been several movies made about the incident. "yellow fangs" from 1990 is a kind of action movie about it, and there's an early-80s film, "the old bear hunter," that's based partly on those events.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 24 July 2016 00:59 (four months ago) Permalink

i vaguely remember about shohei imamura having written a screenplay, which went unproduced, about it...

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 24 July 2016 01:02 (four months ago) Permalink

I'll have to look for those!

Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 21:58 (four months ago) Permalink

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 30 July 2016 17:36 (four months ago) Permalink

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 30 July 2016 17:37 (four months ago) Permalink

***hugs***

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 30 July 2016 18:43 (four months ago) Permalink

Bear say wash my back to me.

https://youtu.be/9Xhu2V2RRvk

nickn, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 22:24 (four months ago) Permalink

, Friday, 12 August 2016 13:02 (three months ago) Permalink

Is that Soupy Sales's house?

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:06 (three months ago) Permalink

The Chinese is NOW doing a munchy box! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:01 (three months ago) Permalink

Beautiful

niels, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:37 (three months ago) Permalink

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:59 (three months ago) Permalink

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/08/bear-cam/495638/

bear say hi to salmon

j., Tuesday, 23 August 2016 03:19 (three months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:58 (two months ago) Permalink

<3

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 22 September 2016 23:20 (two months ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:52 (two months ago) Permalink

I'd link a "masturbating bear" clip from Conan's old show, but that's not the direction this thread needs to go in.

nickn, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:19 (two months ago) Permalink

yeah, kinda sorry about that

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:20 (two months ago) Permalink

Real bear activity is OK, I'd say.

As long as it doesn't become the thrust (huh huh) of this thread.

nickn, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:25 (two months ago) Permalink

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:37 (two months ago) Permalink

A bear from around here in a rather more typical pose.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:54 (two months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/animalvid/status/789624437704450048

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 October 2016 17:33 (one month ago) Permalink

That one scene in The Revenant has soured me on bears forever. Thanks, Inarritu.

Wes Brodicus, Saturday, 22 October 2016 19:30 (one month ago) Permalink

the one where the bear sexually assaults leo?

mh 😏, Saturday, 22 October 2016 20:46 (one month ago) Permalink

twice iirc

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 October 2016 20:53 (one month ago) Permalink

bear say "I now pronounce you man and wife" to me

soref, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 17:53 (one month ago) Permalink

feel like the reception may have been somewhat tragic tho

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 17:55 (one month ago) Permalink

looking at that dude in particular i would say "tragic" is strong

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:04 (one month ago) Permalink

"I now pronounce you man-bun and wife"

nickn, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:11 (one month ago) Permalink

reception went like

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:17 (one month ago) Permalink

no time stamp url videos damn u youtube

@:38

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:18 (one month ago) Permalink

Feel like that photo somehow proves John Cornyn's point about box turtles.

pplains, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:28 (one month ago) Permalink

, Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:09 (one month ago) Permalink

kumamon say hi to bear

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:14 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/2UdzmBM.mp4

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:59 (two weeks ago) Permalink

or maybe

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:00 (two weeks ago) Permalink

nickn, Friday, 25 November 2016 06:20 (one week ago) Permalink

how does that not end with her getting eaten

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 19:51 (one week ago) Permalink

Raise bear from cub, feed bear well before playing with it. And know how to read bear's mood, when "OK, I've had enough of this" starts to present, stop playing with bear.

nickn, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 21:06 (one week ago) Permalink

gonna just go with leave bear the fuck alone

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 21:35 (one week ago) Permalink

jesus I couldn't even do half that shit to my dog w/out it nipping me

||||||||, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 22:54 (one week ago) Permalink

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 23:42 (one week ago) Permalink

Joanna Fearsom

nickn, Thursday, 1 December 2016 00:13 (one week ago) Permalink

is there a chance the bear is drugged?

niels, Thursday, 1 December 2016 11:22 (one week ago) Permalink

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 December 2016 22:47 (five days ago) Permalink

would bet that harp is being played by person in a bear suit (which visibly bags over the back of the chair)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 3 December 2016 23:54 (five days ago) Permalink


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