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"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

SAIL

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

Øystein, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 12:45 (5 months ago) Permalink

Just realized why I've had "Dub Be Good To Me" stuck in my head for a few hours. Goddamn bears.

Øystein, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 16:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

beaTs international, smdh

Ottbot jr (NickB), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 16:19 (5 months ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 17:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 13:35 (5 months ago) Permalink

I feel you, bear.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:10 (5 months ago) Permalink

Yeah, bear OTM.

nickn, Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

Me irl

ledge, Thursday, 25 December 2014 09:53 (5 months ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:32 (4 months ago) Permalink

So this guy walks into a bear

pelvic slang (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:10 (4 months ago) Permalink

Oh no! that's hilarious and terrifying!

carl agatha, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:14 (4 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 13:14 (3 months ago) Permalink

o_O

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 13:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

This has to be in Russia, right?

DavidLeeRoth, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 14:01 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

, Friday, 6 March 2015 13:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

I love him! (From a distance. In pictures.)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2015 13:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

^^^^

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 6 March 2015 14:15 (2 months ago) Permalink

what a fat fucking bear

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 6 March 2015 18:46 (2 months ago) Permalink

bearspreading

drash, Friday, 6 March 2015 18:51 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 12:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

YAY!

I think the waving bears are still my favorite bears.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 12:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

they're kinda not doing it right : )

j., Tuesday, 12 May 2015 13:30 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

THEY ARE BEARS THEY ARE DOING A GREAT JOB! ;)

You've seen the youtube, right?

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 13:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i like to imagine they are doing it out of some embarrassed sense of obligatory social mores rather than a genuine enthusiasm for saying hi.

ryan, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 17:06 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

'oh no it's… them… again. cmon do it'

j., Tuesday, 12 May 2015 17:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i love this thread title more than most other thread titles

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:01 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

first post hall of fame imo

gbx, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

hear say bi to me

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I saw a real live wild bear last Thursday. It was too distracted rooting around for something to eat to say hi to me, but I wasn't miffed at it. A bear's gotta eat.

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

!!

that is exciting

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:53 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"i love this thread title more than most other thread titles

― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, May 12, 2015 2:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

I wish that the OG sloth say hi to me pics still worked :(

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

July retires into a shrubbery. (Øystein), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:16 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

yes!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

of the waving bears he might be my favorite

so dainty!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

it's kinda scary that they wave back in kind in each of those gifs. maybe they're a special breed of mocking bears.

slugbuggy, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:46 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I think those are videos from some kind of nature park, and these bears probably encounter a couple hundred cars per day doing the exact same thing. I wouldn't think it would be a hard behavior to pick up on.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

no, i mean that in the first set they mimic the side-to-side style wave of the human, and in the last one the bear mimics the up-and-down style wave of the human. they recognize different waving styles.

slugbuggy, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

like i think it would blow their minds if the queen stopped by. they'd be like "dwight, did you see that shit?" because they'd never seen a queen wave before.

slugbuggy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lol

JF otm though - seattle game farm - they wave for fish

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:32 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

so clevah

j., Thursday, 14 May 2015 01:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

A little freaked out by this dude tbh

, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Yeah that's totally weird.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

put him in a trenchcoat and a slouch hat and he could walk down the street incognito pretty effectively

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:50 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

like ben grimm walking the streets of ny

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

evolution is coming to get us

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:30 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear maybe? :(

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:33 (1 week ago) Permalink

jesus, that's sad as hell

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:56 (1 week ago) Permalink

If a bear ever charges me and pins me down, I swear I'll look him in the eye and say, "you're right to do this, we're a vile species" before he starts eating my face.

#HipsterTroll has been blocked. #BringItOn (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 17 May 2015 12:15 (1 week ago) Permalink


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