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"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:01 (four years ago) Permalink

SAIL

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (four years ago) Permalink

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (four years ago) Permalink

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (four years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (four years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (four years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (four years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (four years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (four years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (four years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (four years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (four years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (four years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (four years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (four years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (four years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (four years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (four years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (four years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (four years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (four years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (four years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (four years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (four years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (four years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (four years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (four years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (four years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (four years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (four years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (four years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (four years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (four years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (four years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (four years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (four years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (four years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (four years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (four years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (four years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (four years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (four years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (four years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (four years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (four years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (four years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (four years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (four years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (four years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (four years ago) Permalink

also, oldie but goodie

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:40 (ten months ago) Permalink

"IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD"

Bear could obviously smell or see something inside the kayak, which is why it persists.

Although after that pepper spray I don't blame it.

Also, do bears speak English?

koogs, Saturday, 3 October 2015 07:05 (ten months ago) Permalink

ranndino 16 hours ago
Stupid bear, learn English! You're in America!

j., Saturday, 3 October 2015 14:48 (ten months ago) Permalink

"It's late september, you should be asleep!"

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:48 (ten months ago) Permalink

wake up grizzly i think i got something to say to you

sktsh, Sunday, 4 October 2015 00:01 (ten months ago) Permalink

http://nbcnews.to/1VyzFTx

balls, Monday, 5 October 2015 05:35 (ten months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

bei bei say hi to . . . some zoo lady

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 21:14 (eight months ago) Permalink

The Harvest

There are apparently over 3000 black bears living in New Jersey. This boggles my mind.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 18 December 2015 16:46 (eight months ago) Permalink

a cruet of destiny (seandalai), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

oh man i want that as a poster

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:22 (eight months ago) Permalink

happy polar bears: https://twitter.com/samkalidi/status/679866179050078209

JuliaA, Friday, 25 December 2015 20:29 (eight months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 11 April 2016 17:26 (four months ago) Permalink

the link is broken! i have to know!

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 April 2016 17:59 (four months ago) Permalink

Copy address and paste.

nickn, Monday, 11 April 2016 18:04 (four months ago) Permalink

casual encounters with bears

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 April 2016 18:08 (four months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:33 (two months ago) Permalink

This is wonderful.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:37 (two months ago) Permalink

Οὖτις, Monday, 6 June 2016 23:21 (two months ago) Permalink

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 June 2016 23:43 (two months ago) Permalink

"Mrs. Carrollton? Hello? The door's open..."

pplains, Saturday, 11 June 2016 22:19 (two months ago) Permalink

Oh no, they have opposable thumbs!

nickn, Sunday, 12 June 2016 07:25 (two months ago) Permalink

Takin' a stroll in Monrovia (Los Angeles suburb).

nickn, Sunday, 19 June 2016 01:37 (two months ago) Permalink

del griffith, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:00 (two months ago) Permalink

"Henry! Get out of that ridiculous bear costume!"

doug watson, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:24 (two months ago) Permalink

the bear clearly has some kind of deformity or infirmity of his front legs and has had to learn to walk upright.

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:54 (two months ago) Permalink

I feel bad for that guy. He can't run at full speed to attack prey, nor can he get away from danger at full speed either. I mean, it looks like he's makin' do, but it can't be easy.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 25 June 2016 05:34 (two months ago) Permalink

His (her?) disability may be why he is hanging out in a human neighborhood, where pickings come a bit easier in the form of garbage, bird feeders, or cat food. Anyway, the bear seems both used to people and very unaggressive.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 June 2016 05:47 (two months ago) Permalink

There's a Facebook group devoted to getting him put in a sanctuary and getting him medical help. Unfortunately the person who runs it seems a bit loony.

Cosmic Love is absolutely Ruthless &Highly Indifferent (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 25 June 2016 22:23 (two months ago) Permalink

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 July 2016 23:14 (one month ago) Permalink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

This reads more like fiction than an article in an encyclopedia. Here we get to hear about not only what many different individuals were thinking, we're even told what the bear is thinking. I'm not sure that this article is even notable. If it is to remain here, the language should be corrected and it should be written like a proper article and not a fictional story. JdeJ 13:07, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

It's important to take the bear's perspective into account. 130.64.137.22 13:55, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I agree 130.64.137.22' claim .--Tokyo Watcher 23:55, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

JoeStork, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:21 (one month ago) Permalink

lol that is so japanese

clouds, Friday, 8 July 2016 20:37 (one month ago) Permalink

Man, I want to see a movie made of that story. Insane.

Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 9 July 2016 23:59 (one month ago) Permalink

:D

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 23 July 2016 23:38 (one month ago) Permalink

Man, I want to see a movie made of that story. Insane.

― Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, July 9, 2016 6:59 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there have been several movies made about the incident. "yellow fangs" from 1990 is a kind of action movie about it, and there's an early-80s film, "the old bear hunter," that's based partly on those events.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 24 July 2016 00:59 (one month ago) Permalink

i vaguely remember about shohei imamura having written a screenplay, which went unproduced, about it...

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 24 July 2016 01:02 (one month ago) Permalink

I'll have to look for those!

Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 21:58 (one month ago) Permalink

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 30 July 2016 17:36 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 30 July 2016 17:37 (four weeks ago) Permalink

***hugs***

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 30 July 2016 18:43 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Bear say wash my back to me.

https://youtu.be/9Xhu2V2RRvk

nickn, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 22:24 (three weeks ago) Permalink

, Friday, 12 August 2016 13:02 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Is that Soupy Sales's house?

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink

The Chinese is NOW doing a munchy box! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:01 (one week ago) Permalink

Beautiful

niels, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:37 (one week ago) Permalink

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:59 (one week ago) Permalink

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/08/bear-cam/495638/

bear say hi to salmon

j., Tuesday, 23 August 2016 03:19 (six days ago) Permalink


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