ITT the Jews and the Chinese get along GREAT

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Shalom!

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

(Gentiles and ghosts welcome too.)

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/The-Bamboo-Cradle-Jewish-fathers/dp/0873064593

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

via vegrrl

http://i.imgur.com/0dzw9.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

didn't know that was an official association

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

I think ive seen that pic on Snopes before.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

Did they debunk? :-(

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

can't recall now!

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/photos/chinese.asp

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rMkS3.png

lmao <3 u kagan

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/54112/a-very-special-message

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RbdZz.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

Kagan was half the reason for this thread, the other half was my dad.

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

disappointed that wasn't a sophia chua rubenfeld update

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

based on my experiences irl, I'm pretty sure jewish men are much more likely to marry chinese women ; )

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

and that wasn't a zing @ woody allen !

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

sophia is old news, lulu is where it's at

https://twitter.com/luluchuru

buzza, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

okay the picture of her meeting mia farrow is just too ironic/serendipitous to be true

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

Sophia ChuaRubenfeld ‏@SophiaCaribou

"black friday" sounds like it should refer to a historic massacre or war crime or something. The reality is only slightly more terrifying

i think she is beautiful enough that one would listen to this coruscating social commentary

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

not really warming to lulu, it's all a bit emo, like a series epigrams by victorian spinster amateur poets

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

you guys are gross

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

Recently read an article about Chinese firms giving ridiculous precedence to Jewish applicants based on the perceived traits mentioned in the first link.

Mates of 808 State (S-), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

iirc Chinese firms will hire foreign folks simply to stand around and look important at business functions so

Toshiro Mifune is my spirit animal (silby), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

good work if you can get it

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

This says we're both right!

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/05/23/the_worlds_most_racist_job_ad

Mates of 808 State (S-), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

I hadn't thought about it before (and i didn't finish the article), but I know two married couples who are chinese man/jewish woman.

how's life, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

Wonder if all this means I can sign up for JDate.

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

get ready to order chinese food!

乒乓, Monday, 24 December 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

and a movie -- les miz!

Mordy, Monday, 24 December 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

:)

乒乓, Monday, 24 December 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

only two tables of white ppl in the chinese resto I ate at earlier

乒乓, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

maybe the asian people were jews

iatee, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

rest assured tho. for me christmas is still only chinese food

Mordy, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Lol, the ad I got on that Times article is "Meet Amazing Asian Singles"

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

BTW I have heard from multiple sources that a lot of the waiters in the chinese restaurants in chinatown/LES used to speak yiddish since they had so much jewish clientele.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

there's a famous jewish joke about that

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

In a Jewish reataurant, a man comes in and his order is taken by a Chinese waiter who speaks perfect Yiddish. After the waiter takes his order and goes to the kitchen, the man calls over the manager.

"Where did you find a Chinese waiter who knows Yiddish?"

"Shh!" the manager says. "He thinks he's learning English."

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

feel like it would be superfluous to point out that all the marriages in that article were jewish male <> asian female

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

tbf I think it's more common? but if you want to meet a nice jewish girl you are playing your cards right with the law school thing.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

well I don't think it's just 'more common' - and tbf it's not just confined to the jewish dude <> asian girl pairing, the white guy <> asian girl phenomenon is p widespread. there are probably interesting sociological and gender role issues at play here but of course i'm not a social scientist

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

Now that I sit here and think about it, any Asian/European mixed couples around here seem to always be white female, asian male.

We publish a society magazine, and it happens not all the time, but a noticeable amount of time that I'll come across an Amy Wu who looks like Barbara Mandrell.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

It's not always the same woman either, I should say.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

wait why did your sister have to convert? I mean I guess the obvious answer "she was not born to a Jewish mother" but I dunno maybe something more complicated than that?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

yes, adoption

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link

the father of my rabbi from my childhood (who is the head of the beis din of philadelphia and who did my sister's conversion) was one of the students who survived w/ the Mir by moving to Shanghai.

― Mordy, Wednesday, September 3, 2014 5:03 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my grandpa was from that town (as were many jews), but his family went to the US in 1915

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link

ah OK, I was picturing some kind of complicated "hung with the reform crowd and now orthodox rabbi sez u need some conversion to orthodoxy" type thing. I dunno I make up weird stuff sometimes. Mo mikvah, mo better.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 September 2014 11:53 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

Not what I had in mind when I started this thread.

TAKING SIDES: HUMANS VS. GUACAMOLEEE (Leee), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I had Taiwanese food on Christmas--beef with pea shoots, totally legit dish. Spouse had sesame chicken. Not legit but tasty.

FTR spouse and dayo have, in fact, dined at Fortune Cookie in Shanghai. I missed it because I was getting my hairs did :(

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 27 December 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link

^ It was very good

, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link

http://forward.com/articles/211233/the-last-jewish-lox-slicer-at-zabars/

, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://u.osu.edu/symposiumonchinajews/

dylannn, Sunday, 18 January 2015 09:35 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Once, she even told her mother she wanted to give up Judaism. "Is that possible?" her mother asked.

The perpetual metaphysical quandary of Jewishness.

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...
four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2j0yTlfSGk

, Friday, 4 September 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link

lol @ ISRAEL text message

welltris (crüt), Friday, 4 September 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link

awww that is making me feel all emo

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

ha maybe it's supposed to be a dude named Israel texting?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOse8IoxUTI

écorché (S-), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/196382/chinas-secrets-of-jewish-success

In the best-seller The Spirit of Jewish Culture (the English title on the cover is Whats [sic] Behind Jewish Cleverness) by Sai Ni Ya, one of He Xiongfei’s pseudonyms, he writes that Jews “are the most intelligent, mysterious, and the wealthiest people in the world. In a sense, not knowing about Jews equals not knowing the world! When Jews sneeze at home, all the banks in the world would catch a cold one by one. Five Jews together can control the gold market of the humankind; the antagonism between the East and the West, in a sense, can be said to be that between two Jews—Jesus and Marx.”

Mordy, Monday, 25 January 2016 15:30 (eight years ago) link

Oy

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 January 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link

Vey

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 January 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link

Five Jews together can control the gold market of the humankind;

let's do this

• (sleepingbag), Monday, 25 January 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

hang on let me clear with the Elders of Zion first

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 January 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

When you take over, please remember who started this thread!

Sofialo Ren (Leee), Monday, 25 January 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

Five Jews sounds like the next hip bagel joint

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 25 January 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

H invited our neighbors (two kids who are watched during the day by their Chinese grandmother) for an impromptu playdate after seeing the grandmother (who speaks virtually no English and cares for the kids) roaming the hallways in boredom. The grandmother went to her apartment and came back with an envelope with $20 in it for Chinese New Year. Are we supposed to give her/them something in return?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link

I mean if we just give THEM $20, doesn't that defeat the purpose? But if we give them more, it seems competitive and if we give less it seems cheap. So how does this work?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

don't give anything but maybe invite them to dinner later

, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

ooh yeah, power move

goole, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

That's a good idea. Parents are really nice -- they've gotten our kids birthday gifts (and we did the same in return) even though we haven't really had the change to hang out.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/m3kucf1.jpg

, Sunday, 6 March 2016 23:30 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/718161821270585344

Mordy, Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese-Jewish_common_ancestry_theory

, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

Courtesy bump for Christmas.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 24 December 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

Love Jews, love China, all good. Merry Christmas!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 24 December 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

Wait I don't actually love Jared Kushner, just need to point that out.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 24 December 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

i got my christmas chinese takeout - place was packed

Mordy, Sunday, 25 December 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

Last year I had hoisin with my latkes and it was A++

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 25 December 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

Out for Korean tonight.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 December 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Hh7uItO.jpg

, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

there's been a big influx of orthodox jews visiting the traditional chinese medicine shop down the street, i assume related to the measles outbreak.

, Saturday, 4 May 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

Regarding the top Chinese executive in Israel, who chose to learn Hebrew as a young man:

...his grandfather told him that Jews were smart—people of the book. Everyone thinks this in China, he said. If his years communicating with real Jews in Israel has disabused him of this notion, he was too polite to say so.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 January 2022 18:49 (two years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/14/dining/ed-schoenfeld-dead.html

, Saturday, 15 January 2022 13:59 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

paywalled, i *love* Shun Lee West/Cafe but never been to the Palace. Was aware of the new location but haven't bothered to investigate though it's much closer to where i live. Just assumed the experience and decor wouldn't be the same.

The true speed of Billy Joel (Deflatormouse), Monday, 10 April 2023 18:33 (one year ago) link

nine months pass...

https://www.thechinesequest.com/

, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:06 (two months ago) link

very cute, this is one of my favorite things that's come out of the expansion of Chinatown along the Port Washington line so far.

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:44 (two months ago) link


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