Continued from: mayo: the devil's condiment
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
hooray
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glenhsparky/3303458970/in/pool-789063@N20/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.global-report.com/inline/eviathar/en/b78500e470599aab2a4a8cec477d5274.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1334/539843433_b270042115.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8296/8020401168_0f36a3365c.jpg
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/7cholent.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
2 c hot 7-Up1 c mayonnaise1 c cottage cheesegreen food coloring, if desired
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
Too bad nobody in my family took a picture of the creamed tuna on toast we used to have. (PS, it was good)
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Spread on top of Jello"
a more chilling string of words have never been written
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
bright green hot 7-up + mayonnaise think about it
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/the_hbic/3219680026/in/pool-789063@N20/
this seriously looks like an alien fish hatchling that someone plopped onto a plate
mordy what are the pics you posted? WE NEED CAPTIONS, PEOPLE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
Mordy those are gross, but the game needs to be stepped up if you are competing alongside jello + hot 7 up ;)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
I apologise to anyone who enjoyed this dish but Mum used to insist on making scotch eggs
the 70's was full of dishes that hid things inside meat, or buried hidden hated vegetables in quiches
scotch egss were my worst nightmare. I hated eggs so much
http://www.thebritishmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/scotch-egg-second.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
SCOTCH EGGS ARE AMAZING
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
the only thing that could make a scotch egg more amazing is if you bit into it and inside was ANOTHER SCOTCH EGG
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
INFINITE SCOTCH EGG RECURSION
I've never had a scotch egg but I've wanted to try one for a while. BRB, going to VG's Mom's house.
I leave you with MAYO & PEA SURPRISEhttp://farm3.staticflickr.com/2544/3972751542_294ce1609c_z.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
speaking of peas
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hollywoodplace/3072001428/in/pool-789063@N20/
I love the obsession with ring-foodit's horrifying and fascinating
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
oh shit you guys
okay
guaranteed spit-take link HERE: http://www.flickr.com/photos/superminx/3047090157/in/pool-789063@N20/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
xp loool VG. I can't figure out what's going on there. Cubist Shepherd's Pie?
this is called Deep Fried Prawns in Sesame Mayonaise but just looks like a tiny, skinned, boiled elephant to me D: I blame that one, trunk-like prawn(?)
http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1122/924500636_829ce3e25d_z.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
oh jesus fuck
this just looks like a really thick stew (carrots, kidney beans, potatoes, ground beaf, peas)...? I'd eat it.
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
my pics: first kishka (i love vegetarian style, but that's from internal organs), second is tongue, and third is cholent
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
omg @ smiling dolphin that is amazing
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
LILEKs has a gallery of thesehttp://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/homecuring/5.jpg
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
I nominate VG's last pic as the new rickroll
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
FFM that shrimp thing is terrifying -- like there's valves in there? yeeeek
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.nitrosell.com/product_images/6/1339/pickled-herring-cream-onions.jpg
some of these are disgusting foods my parents ate, and still eat, and that i sometimes eat too :'(
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
smiling dolphin is killing me.
I keep going back to it
KIDS WILL LOVE "SEVERED PENIS MONSTER SERVED IN ITS OWN BLOOD"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
Bless my mom's heart.
She always boiled zucchini.
I think I only started liking it maybe...seven years ago when I had some grilled zucchini for the first time.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
"loosening the bung" ruined my day ;_;
can a smiling dolphin bring it back?
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Fish_Head.jpg
this i never ate. my mom likes to stuff the head w/ gefilte fish
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
yikes
http://merkosoncampus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/schmaltz.jpg
chicken schmaltz -mmmm heart attacks
"dolphin" looks like happy chestburster xp
― you got mayo in my paleo (Hunt3r), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, September 24, 2012 6:57 PM (10 minutes ago)
^^^ homemade are great, store bought are mostly disgusting
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
enjoy delicious refreshing racism!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/superminx/3047090157/in/pool-789063@N20/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
Boiled zucchini, Ned.. I am *so sorry.* That sounds like the best possible way to ruin zucchini!
severed penis monster ;_; tears of terrified joy at my desk right now
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://kosherkitchenshop.com/images//products/sm1kg.jpg
doesn't look disgusting but tastes like cardboard
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
What racism? xxxp
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
Was it ever.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
making food smile seems to be the surefire way to make an already questionable dish unspeakably hilarious
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
these veal rollups are cracking me up right now
it seriously looks like drooling mouths
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mandingojones/2912959405/in/pool-789063@N20/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
I may have just answered my own question when I got to the Mandarinade.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
i think i've run out but if i come up w/ anymore... oh wait, one more:
http://food-fun.wisconsinfood.com/.a/6a00e54f0ac1a68834010536c93a8b970c-320wi
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
my parents did not to the best of my knowledge eat these but there's no way they don't belong on this thread
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i43/DrPFunkenstein/Mr_Brains_Pork_Faggots.jpg
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
Mini Kievs - each one was slightly smaller than a ping pong ball, the chicken was like rubber, and in the oven the cheese filling used to squirt out of the syringe hole they were filled from, leaving a burnt cheesy mess everywhere.http://www.bernardmatthewsfarms.com/includes/images/page_fa_mini_kievs.jpg
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
xp they couldn't have stuck a sausage in there to complete the amazing trolljob?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
wash down your pork faggots with a refreshing smiling dolphin
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
Would totally eat those mini-chicken Kievs.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
I haven't heard anyone say "one lump or two?" for years.
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Monday, 6 March 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link
I have only ever heard Bugs Bunny say one lump or two.
― softie (silby), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 03:02 (seven years ago) link
Same here. Boy, they didn't know what they were asking for
― larry appleton, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 03:03 (seven years ago) link
http://www.clovegarden.com/ingred/fu_blackz.html
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link
I've had that in ramen, it's nice.
― chap, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:17 (six years ago) link
canned tamales
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:19 (six years ago) link
from Hormel??
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link
nothing weird about wood ear
― softie (silby), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
Well It seems a bit nauseating but then again so is roasted dhula
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
now that's how it's done
VJ please take note
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link
could the webmaster at clovegarden.com not have come up with a different filename for that page
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link
I guess they wanted to vent secret racial hate on a fungus page
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/G2sRc7e.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 28 May 2018 11:09 (five years ago) link
oh god
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 May 2018 11:17 (five years ago) link
get out of my house
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 May 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link
and into my mouth! Actually no
― kinder, Monday, 28 May 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Get_Outta_My_Dreams.jpg
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Monday, 28 May 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link
sweet jesus
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 May 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link
I think putting ketchup on avocado is taking the whole 'never putting mayo on anything evar' stance a bit too far.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Monday, 28 May 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link
how much of this is stuff our parents actually ate vs stuff that food brands advertised to see if they could move a few more pallets of Heinz or Hellmans or whatever during a given month
― El Tomboto, Monday, 28 May 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link
^ gets it. I saw a lot of those ads when I was a kid, but other than Chex Mix and Rice Krispie squares, I can't recall ever seeing the stuff served or eaten.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 28 May 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link
My parents / their friends / relatives certainly did serve up food like that. They'd all copy recipes from the back of food packets and send off for those '100 Fresh Ideas For Cooking With Crispbread' booklets.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Monday, 28 May 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link
Avocados are a staple of Cuban diet. Ketchup isn't, despite Reagan's reclassifying it as a vegetable.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 May 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Monday, May 28, 2018 9:26 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is this post implying that putting mayonnaise on avocado is acceptable?
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 May 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link
It's more acceptable that ketchup, that's for sure.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Monday, 28 May 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link
VINCENT: You know what they put on avocados in Holland instead of mayonnaise?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: Ketchup.
JULES: Goddamn!
VINCENT: I seen 'em do it man, they drown 'em in it.
JULES: Uuccch!
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Monday, 28 May 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link
Peanut butter and ketchup on Ritz crackers or on toast. It's really good actually.
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 04:13 (five years ago) link
ketchup squirted directly onto hot spaghetti, with cheddar cheese also directly grated onto it
actually ridiculously delicious
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 10:58 (five years ago) link
chop some bacon and bell pepper in there too and that's about as gourmet as we got
Sounds like spaghetti at Hong Kong-style diners.
― suzy, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link
It’s not like tomatoes and avocados are unknown to each other (avocado and ketchup still sounds awful, of course)
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 11:57 (five years ago) link
http://nordicfoodlab.org/blog/2013/10/bog-butter-a-gastronomic-perspective
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5006630dc4aa3dba7737ef40/t/526fd05de4b0cc4d8c57c650/1383059639222/IMG_1885.JPG
― mark s, Monday, 10 December 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link
Why did someone stab that poor jacket to death
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link
mark, be honest: are you posting this five-year-old article because you're researching ancient foodstuffs you might be able to enjoy after being denied the opportunity to get a sip of the sarcophagus juice a while back
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link
5 yr old article, 10 yr old bog butter, 10,000 yr old sarcophagous juice, i'm a slow foodie now
― mark s, Monday, 10 December 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link
bury me with my dairy products as a gift to future generations
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link
king tut's headcheese
― mark s, Monday, 10 December 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
ramesses ii labels the lactose intolerant 'pussies' and 'snowflakes' in shock new translation of hieroglyphics at his final resting place
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link
Disgusting 90's cakes that I probably ate at some point
https://framapic.org/32rm7VVjdiAm/WQwGJJuw9zcu.png
https://framapic.org/kNCZApDLawMQ/UjH33bW5wrYi.png
― Dinsdale, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 08:57 (four years ago) link
Nowt wrong with those. What are they?
― kinder, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:29 (four years ago) link
I want that black chocolate one.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:51 (four years ago) link
nothing wrong? ugh, too much cream, to begin with
1st is Pineapple cheesecake2nd one looks like Forêt Noire but with strawberry3rd I don't know
― Dinsdale, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link
there must be hundreds of recipes like these in my family's drawers
― Dinsdale, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:02 (four years ago) link
Use a fork, the cream on the cheesecake is there to accompany slivers of the half-inch thick crust.The amount of cream on the chocolate cake is more alarming, but only 1/5 as alarming as the insta-diabetic quantity of frosting there
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:42 (four years ago) link
http://file.vintageadbrowser.com/l-u07p8v22z6j22i.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:14 (four years ago) link
good morning!
https://cdn.wazimo.com/engine/static/articles/34-strange-advertisements-from-the-1970s-trd2/images/22e6c86e35c62c4b4a8b49eb7b4bb2e2.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/c8/5f/0a/c85f0ab0ff85d0b92d236ced02163c64--my-favorite-things-funny-stuff.jpg
― kinder, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
according to this cookbook I have from my wife's grandmother, there are only three main food groups: loaves, rings and molds
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
xxp add something that contains eggs to some eggs!
― just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link
does this belong here? I think this belongs here.
Finger Food! Everything tastes better with a "touch" of cheese! pic.twitter.com/PDjkPvDALu— Chefclub Network (@ChefclubNetwork) October 26, 2020
― peace, man, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link