the youtube street fight thread

kpjvideos is the godard of fight vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VweXIb2qXQc

the great dilemma of the genre is whether to go with diegetic sound of go straight for the wub wub wubbiest of brostep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRVqC0ne9r4

the russian aquarium fight

what about "let the bodies hit the floor"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rD2nMtEFSc

Kicking a guy in the head when he's down is most of the fight in Chechnya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMJBNXQ33Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyHXeOc6wAk

thread bookmarked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjRNXtMpXn4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdoe4LDggPQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6ZiHQO-hs

In looking for examples for this thread, I have learned that I no longer think of sucker punchers as the scum of the earth. It is the despicable beta males who cheer them on whilst waving their cell phones who all need to die.

no

its the sucker punchers and head kickers

this is the street fight thread not the categorial imperative thread, deems

The sucker punch is a credible tactic in street fights and is used by almost all experienced street fighters. So is the head kick. I'm from Scotland BTW.

Dude punches girl, finds out that this displeased a former UFC fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9JpeKKBScA

chechnya and scotland (caucasian albania) have similar martial histories

i guess in scotlands favour glaswegian parents dont actually teach their kids to fight and film it...probably

In Scotland "getting your head kicked in" is a colloquialism for losing a fight. It's expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHbs5VK0gWQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f43DCEP5kaU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N6mq8cTerI

http://i.imgur.com/TRe7GpY.gif

almost bressonian in its compression and elemental power

kraatxi ad no business swinging at that one from there

that's a legit 'did he died'

nah not even top 1000

here's a Russian one 4 u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Dk7Oh6Bgg

bonus comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSKGYKuhDc

deems la u have to watch the whole film that roidhead clip is taken from

Cheshire

i cant, i just cant

tattooed lad didnt make it long after that btw

sharkeisha

http://youtu.be/KgOFuRwVJD8

I supposed this may have been posted here before but I'm impressed by how many Australian in a fight with a stranger moves she fits in within 4 minutes.
1. Possibly, most likely, drunk as fuck.
2. The martyr opener - 'I was getting food for the poor!'
3. Offensive time: "Slut?! Sllllut??! SLUT!?!?!!?!?!?. YOURE THE SLUT!!!!!!!"
4. Racial attack: 'Muslim slut! Muslim slut!' Followed by the inevitable 'why don't you go back where you came from?'
5. Walking away then walking back at least once every 30 seconds
6. Indignation phase ' I can't even walk on my own street?????'
7. Trying to involve others who clearly think she's batshit crazy.

Australian, pls....british export iirc

some fucking realness here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiEnYUgvh-U

fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8s-qePYSUw

YouTube fight vids are a rabbithole. Also a good argument for never leaving the house again.

in many ways, ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiEnYUgvh-U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8s-qePYSUw

maybe absolute units vs knackers has just set too firm a platonic ideal in my mind and inevitably nothing comes closes

― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 13 May 2013 02:09 (9 months ago)

most of these videos are just depressing, units v knackers is just perfect

that halifax bouncer one is pretty real

Quessir
1 year ago

Hiberno-English. And that's not what they're saying. They're saying, "Ah, leave it out!" in a thick Dublin accent.

LauraNHaileyAngels
1 year ago

Jesus tommy uv sum f**kin neck i tell ye ur sumtin else ok dublin has drugs n wat not but tat is no way t talk about us all from dublin id much rathet b from dublin than t live dwn d arsehole of no wer tats a few years behind reality i hope ur jus 2 stuck up t cop on t urself wat about if ur kids wanted t cum t dublin and study 4der future ull say no will u afraid dey mite actually lik it if u keep to urself and live by wats rite nun of dem drug dealers r scum u talk of will bother u j!!!

Searing truth tho

aint even no worldstar links in this thread

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3070esatamMh4A1b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepeef-_hck

R

Lol that little shit got paid!

Whoever was standing off and filming a blind kid getting physically assaulted was just as bad as the assailant.

idk this might make some ppl think twice before picking on a blind kid

yeah but when he started filming it doesn't seem apparent that the cowardly piece of shit bully is about to get slotted

although I have just watched it again and maybe it was

it's more that i abhor violence tbh and can't see sense in ever putting a hand on someone unless you're gonna fuckin kill them

what evidence first kid is blind btw

there's a slightly stilted ambience about the whole thing it's true

if you freezeframe at 12.6 seconds you can see the pre-planted explosive charges that took the bully down

probably still an actually blind child, though

https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/792815325876191232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSYuZMEIfi8