goodnight, Creames Fartpoop

goodnight, Creames Fartpoop.

worst children's book ever.

oh, you'd be surprised

Never heard of him. Is he the new Doctor Who?

he travls in the turdis

no, that's Doctor Poo

goodnight, Creames Fartpoop

Tonight I'm sad, my heart is weary
Wondering if I'm wrong or right
To think about you though you left me
I wonder where you are tonight (Creames Fartpoop)

The rain is cold and slowly falling
Upon my windowpane tonight
And though your love seems even colder
I wonder where you are tonight (Creames Fartpoop)

Your heart was cold you never loved me
Though you often said you cared
And now you've gone to find another
Someone who knows the love I shared (with Creames Fartpoop)

Then came the dawn the day you left me
I tried to smile with all my might
But you could see the pain within me
That lingers in my heart tonight (Creames Fartpoop)

goodnight, Creames Fartpoop

Lord Creames of Fartpoop Manor

Are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?

Does your memory stray
To a brighter, sunny day
When I kissed you and called you Poopfart?

Does the bowl in your bathroom seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your toilet and picture me there?
Is your fart filled with pain? Shall I come back again?
Tell me Creames, are you lonesome tonight?

Well it's one for the money,
two for the show
three for the Fartpoop
and go go go

Well since my baby left me
I've found a new place to smell
it's down at the end of lonely street at
Fartpoop Hotel

cmon man

Good news, Creames, I found this story about your brother: http://imgur.com/gallery/5hs7GRN

I wish I may
and I wish I might
Goodnight, Creames Fartpoop
Goodnight